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[A slightly familiar looking commissar with a metal hand comes into the bar, flanked by two PDF troopers] [He smiles and gestures for them to sit, and pays for drinks] Feels good to be doing the Emperor's work again, even if it's here. You lads did a very good job.
[Leans back and looks at ceiling] Building schools for psykers, weird, weird days we live in.

Ciri: No. I am flattered, but no.

*She gets another glass of water.*

Ciri: As you said, I have a partner... What do you mean your not Aen Elle?

Larry: I was not expe-----.

*Perry puts up his hand*

Perry: (Platypus sounds)!

Larry: He says the its my property and tha-. Can I not just say this myself?

Perry: (Platypus sounds).

Larry: Alright... And that you have effectivly stolen it. And that you are also stopping me from making anything. Including a counter measure to the pym gun should it fall into the wrong hands again.

*Morrigan stares at the two for several seconds the frowns*
Morrigan: I don't like it but... you're right. Horus, would you mind getting the Pym gun?
Horus: I'd sooner destroy it... but I'll get it. Be back in a moment
*Horus goes to get it and returns 5 minutes later carrying it*
Horus: Just make sure Wade keeps his filthy little mitts off it okay?
*Hands it to Larry*

Offer still stands, just tell me if you ever want to 'cash in'. As for the Aen Elle, they derive from my kind, hence a little altered over the ages, but still.

*Drinks another cup of water*

*Larry bows and takes the pym gun*

Larry: Thank you. I never intended for Wade to get a hold of it. I am sorry for any inconvenience it may have caused you.

Perry: (Platypus sounds).

Larry: Perry also says thank you.

*Perry puts on his hat and nod to Larry*

Perry: (Platypus sounds).

Larry: Leaving so soon. Well good luck Perry.

*Perry waves and leaves the room*

*Wade steps out of his room at 9'2 wearing a towel*

DP: Hey, can I use that gun for one more shot? I need to either get my suit bigger, or get me normal. Unless people like me like this, but all I got last time I was shirtless was a bunch of insults about my scars.

*Wade glares*

DP: Which wasn't nice by the way.

Horus: I don't see why not, just so long as you never touch it again. I didn't make a crack about your scarring either, that would be hypocritical of me

[Commissar leans back] May I buy the ladies some juice before we head back for night shift?
[Looks ruefully at own drink] I'm not on anything hard myself.. There aren't enough of us to cover all the time slots any more.

*Larry fiddles with the gun carefully then shoots Wade shrinking he back to normal*

Larry: Please don't take it again.

*Larry walks back into his office and makes his filing cabinet back to normal size*

I'll accept, thanks. Hard day?

*Downs water and sighs*

My day wasn't hard enough...

*Wade shrinks down at grins*

DP: You're still my second favorite lizard, Larry. Keep up the good work.

*Wade looks at Horus*

DP: You didn't, but I remember people gagging. Like, you guys gut stuff for a living, I'm not that bad.

Horus: There's a difference. *Holds up heavily scarred forearm*
I'm covered in bullet wounds, slashes and stabs. You were burned alive. I've not got any scars like that

*Ciri rolls her eyes again.*

Ciri: By the gods, your almost as bad as Amelia!

*Leo walks out of the lounge and stretches*

Leo: Anyone want to spar I am fething bored...

*Smiles at Ciri*

Believe me, when you go 40,000 years without getting off, you get a bit angsty. Believe me, I am much worse than her, let me assure you.

*Wade shrugs*

DP: Most stuff just heals. But you already know that. Morrigan really knows that.

OOC: Assuming it's a typing mistake and you mean spar
BiC
*Morrigan shrugs at Leo*
Morrigan: I'm game. *Hops up.* Hand to hand or weapons? *Shoots Wade glare* Don't you forget it you (Yet more needing so very much censorship)

[Commissar gestures for the bartender to serve Ciri and Maeive] [Then smiles politely] We are building an academy, for the actual teaching of students, rather than the usual beating each other with sticks until something sinks in. But we've lost so many from the attacks, and had nobody come to replenish the ranks.. Most of us are on double shifts.

[Blinks] Apologies, you don't want to hear about my stresses.
[Looks confused] Your day wasn't hard enough?

You ever thought of off-world recruiting? Or another species. You humans are running dry, you may need to rethink your ideals.

*Smiles and stirs water*

By hard enough, I mean I had unsatisfying sex. I don't like that.

Ciri: I believe you, that I do.. And I am sure you will find people willing to feth you!

*Ciri laughs.*

Leo: I guess I should learn a new weapon. Can't use a giant sword all the time. I think I'll grab a sword and shield... Finally use what everyone wanted me to...

*Walks into the gym and picks up a training Claymore and kite shield*

Leo: Ready to roll when you are.

It's not a shortage of people to feth, it's a shortage of people that are good at it. Haven't found anyone on my level yet.

*Smiles and rolls neck*

Got close, at least three times...

*Morrigan grabs a pair of short swords and stands ready in the ring*
Morrigan: Alright, let's do this!

OOC: Vanden you are a fething riot lol

*Ciri laughs*

Ciri: Well keep searching, sure you will find someone, who gets you over the edge.

*Leo charges forward and swings the claymore horizontal slash in front of her*

*Leo is now serious*

[Commissar looks down] It's more that we are in a sort of time bubble here. It could be that troops have been sent and merely not arrived. Or that they will arrive in ten years, or one day. It's hard to tell. [Sighs] [Swigs juice]

[Blinks] And I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps one of the more gifted people here could help you with that? I doubt many humans could keep up with the stamina of a gifted one like yourself. [Considers] I hear alcohol helps lower one's barriers to err.. gratification. Though one of the troopers was caught trying to sell some "mints" that-
[Coughs] Apologies, that was crude.

OOC

Bic Yeah...I'm sure I will...I think I could probably go another 80 centuries waiting...

*Smiles at BC*

No worries, I understand. Maybe you should GO off-world, get the recruits, then come back. Oh, wait, no, that would just mean this room would still advance in time...

*Sighs*

Guess you do have a bunch of problems on your plate. As for my problems...I can live with them. I don't need any, I want it. And I've tried all of them. Nothing works on me, nor does it enhance my partners enough.

*Morrigan grits her teeth and blocks the blow with a both weapons before stepping inside her swing and hammering the pommels towards Leo's shoulder of the arm holding the sword*

*Leo gets hit in the shoulder and staggers back but keeps a grip on her sword*

*Leo lunges forward and brings the sword in a downward slash*