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**KaptinBadrukk**

Meow!

*hisses and claws TNB, giving him Catscratch fever.*

**thenoobbomb**

I'm wearing armor. You are not. *crushes cat beneath boot*

**KaptinBadrukk**

*dodges boot*

MEOW!!!!!!!

*TNB turns into a cat*

**thenoobbomb**

I did not turn into a cat.

Are you a mechanical cat? It seems the viral scrapcode is affecting you.

**Verviedi**

*Walks out from behind TNB*

I patched that scrapcode!

*Knife glances off armor*

Damn. Friends?

**thenoobbomb**

You didn't, I've already uploaded three new sets. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a game of Warhammer to play!

**Selym**

*rolls for mission type*

OOC: I don't have the BRB with me, atm, but I'm hoping this will work...

**thenoobbomb**

The Relic! We shall use the cat as the relic!

*rolls to see who goes first*

**Verviedi**

*Watches in interest from atop Pertuabo's head*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Deleted

**Selym**

Ah, I win.

You can go first.

Time to set up, Pert.

**Selym**

OOC: You should be a GW manager who has a stick up his arse about GW products.

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: well, its time to change my avatar yet again.

What should it be? You decide!

A: Holodoc (Emergency Medical Hologram)
B: KaptinBadrukk, da freeboota king.
C: Marla Gilmore
D: Kathryn Janeway
E: Dr. Louis Zimmerman, creator of the Emergency Medical Hologram
F: Julian Bashir

**thenoobbomb**

*deploys massive amount of fortifications, sporting massive walls, artillery emplacements, and void shield generators all set up in a complex pattern*

*deploys Iron Warriors all over the fortress*

Good. Now then, the Relic! *throws cat towards the center of the battle*

**Selym**

OOC: Kaptin Badrukk. Especially as you're the Relic now.

*deploys a frankly ridiculous number of Cockroach tanks out of LOS of the defences, and requisitions Creed to infiltrate 3 Plague Reapers into the fortress*

**thenoobbomb**

CREEEEEEEEEEED!

**Selym**

Totes legal.

Your turn, Pert.

**Verviedi**

OOC: What happened pertaining to Games Workshop Products?

That's a very nice fortress layout.

**thenoobbomb**

Hmm...

*Land Raider squad of three begins racing towards the Relic*

**Buttery Commissar**

Verviedi wrote:
Like me? If attemping to stick tentacles everywhere is liking someone, I hate to see what not liking someone is!

That's just saying hello politely. You should see when [s]he's ticked at you. [Rubs ear distractedly]
Huh, I must have zoned out there. [Fires parting shot at zergsmasher]

..! [Sprints towards Badrukk] [Throws tablecloth over the kitty] Abra-cadabra! [Pulls it back and the kitty has vanished]
He's somewhere safe now. Sleeping on laundry, under your bed, being sick in your shoes? You'll never know until it's too late.

**thenoobbomb**

YOU! *turns towards BC*

You dare interrupt a game of Warhammer between two Primarchs? You dare take away the objective of our game?

You will pay, trifling mortal!

**Buttery Commissar**

Oh go suck a pinecone! You were throwing one of my friends, combined with the fact he's currently a small, furry animal-
[Self preservation kicks in] [Runs]

**Verviedi**

*Sits in middle of table rocking back and forth*

**thenoobbomb**

Table? Where? We're playing with actual armies!

**Verviedi**

The table in the middle of the battlefield, of course!

*Bolter shot bounces off stomach*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Stops running] [Straightens hat] [Steps into butter-tank doorway]
Look, no messing about. I just need to quickly grab my-
[Dragged inside, despite trying to grip onto door frame] ...I deeply regret my choice of wording.
[Hatch slams shut]

[Tank zooms away]

**shasolenzabi**

Hmmm, maybe it is time to make it interesting? Opens portal and the entry of Necrons is seen, "These guys need some exercise"

**thenoobbomb**

Ah yes, that table.

*looks towards portal*

I'll not have those wannabe Iron Warriors on my Medrengard!

**sing your life**

You mix potions right?

**zombiekila707**

sing your life wrote:
You mix potions right?

I do! Try this!

*One of the many tentacle hands steaming green vile full of small screaming people*

It will give you stamina!

OOC: Vulkan left to help his sons find his artifacts...