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I try, almost daily. If there was ever a way...I would've found it...

*Sighs and picks up Taeria*

*Awkwardly hugs her*

Thank you...I guess...For being a friend...

*Sighs and hands her over to Ciri again*

You too. Thanks.

*Morrigan walks over to Maiev*
Morrigan: I'd like to apologize, I think we got off on a bad start.
*Holds out hand*
Morrigan: I'm the Morrigan

I know.

*Accepts hand*

You know me already.

Morrigan: Well I don't think I ever got you name *Trying to be nice*

*Steps into the teleport chamber with Veck and ports back down to the room*
Your armor is full of contaminants, when was it last cleaned?
*Hears Maiev's rant*
Nervous system anomaly? Give me about twenty minutes and a flashlight. I built something a long time ago to calibrate a Blank's nervous system. It may help you.

*Takes Taeria.*

Ciri: That sounds horrible.. I am truly sorry Maiev..

*Holds Taeria till she falls asleep, then takes her to her room, and lays her on the bed.*

Maiev Shadowsong. Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

*Looks at Verviedi*

You know what, feth it. Go ahead.

*Horus comes out the kitchen with a gallon sized mug of coffee and a muffin*
*Morrigan nods*
Morrigan: I hope so, just know that not everyone around here is so... loose as you.
*Goes back to Cal*

*I scratch my head*
Sorry about that my friend. I had to fight some Tyranids before I got here.

Oh believe me hun, I'm not loose one bit.

*Winks and blinks infront of Horus and tries judo-flipping him*

*Morrigan sighs*
Morrigan: Fine, let's say... enthusiastic.

*Horus takes the flip, tosses the muffin in his mouth mid-air and lands on his back before grabbing Maiev's leg and throwing her across the room onto a couch.
He then sits up and sips his coffee having not spilled a drop*
Horus: Good morning to you too!

*Bursts into laughter at being upside down on the couch*

I actually thought it would work on you!

*Rolls off and blinks ontop of Horus*

Morning Shan'do!

*Vanishes and returns 5 minutes later with an ancient-looking silver box*
*Attache electrodes to Maiev's head and presses a button*
That shouldn't be possible. Your pleasure center is looped in on itself. It's not actually capable of recieving input. Fixable, but ...we're going to need to get a room. Brain surgery, probes, you know.

*Horus places his coffee down*
Horus: You seem cheery.
*Looks up at V frowning*
Horus: What's that supposed to mean?

It means she is physically incapable of recieving sexual physical pleasure.
...Picture a power strip plugged into itself.
*Opens black case*
I have the necessary materials. This will be distasteful, but will work.

I don't think that's possible. I've gotten close, on a few occasions, but my partner always drops before I get off.

*Shrugs*

I might as well do it now. Go ahead.

*Thinks*

Oh! Only if you feth me!

OOC: Ninja'd
BiC:
*Horus frowns but doesn't say anything*

*Ciri curls up next to Taeria, and goes to sleep.*

OOC: Be back in a bit.

Odd but not inexcusable. You have one or two stray nerves, enough to give you some, albiet useless sensation.
*Inaudible groan*
Fine. After I fix your nerves. Just give me a moment to set the medbay up.
*Teleports up to the Method to set the ship's medbay up with nerve staplers, specialized nanites, and electrical probes*
*Teleports down a moment later*
Ready?

*I'm still standing on the Method*

*Nods enthusiastically*

Yup!
(Should I tell him someone has already done this?)

*Teleports up with Maiev*
This is putting such a massive strain on the ship's reactor...
Oh, hi Veck. Go to the room with the teleport tube, and press the light magenta button that says DEF LOC. That will take you back to the Room proper. Now, onto what I'm doing.
*Sits Maeiv down in the surgical chair and projects a neuroweb map on a floating screen*
Interesting. I am going to test something real quick. Your reaction will show up on-screen.
*Performs minor stimulus of ears with electroprobe*
I was correct. The signals do not properly reach your pleasure center properly. Eminently fixable. Beginning procedure... Administering anesthetic.
*I don't know enough about brain surgery to write this properly*

*Peacefully knocked out*

OOC One two skip a few Ninety-nine one hundred.

*Fades away and cuts back*
*Anesthetic wears off*
Ok. Again with the probes. I'm sorry, but it's necessary.
*Probes again and sees greatly increased flow of electrical impulses*
How does it feel? Any different? Your nerves have been connected properly.

*Still doesn't seem to react to it*

A little different. But not much, feth me now?

*I sigh and facepalm*
Stay classy elf. It's what you're good at.
*I then teleport back to the Room*

*Santiago nods*

Santi: She is understanding, and might actually get a kick out of it if we explain why it happened. Besides, the fact that we found an old UNSC ship should cheer her up too.


*The horned warrior stands over the slain demons and aims an open palm at the green rift and the rift closes shut in a flash of light*

A moment, please. Let me-
*The screen flickers and goes out, followed by the lights*
Oh feth. I should not have teleported so many times.
Just give it, say five minutes, for the ship's reactor to refill the batteries, so I can run the final test to make sure everything is working properly. Sorry about the... darkness.
*Waves flashlight beam around*

*Horus has gotten up and gone to the garage to work on the secret project.

*Morrigan and Cal are joined by Aoife and Scatty and they start playing cards on a coffee table*

*Waits patiently*

~

*Joal is walking with Santiago back to the room*

Joal: I am glad you came to save me, Santiago. I have no idea where I would be without you.