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*Leo walks back into the room and pockets the pym gun*

Leo: *Whistles innocently*.

*Perry walks out of Larry's office and walks into the lounge room*

*Remus stirs and sneezes*

You smashed one yesterday. You don't get to talk Shan'do.

*Continues moving the knife around while waiting for drinks*

Horus: True, but I payed for that. You could at least explain what you're carving
*The drinks arrive. Horus's is in a massive bucket sized mug*

*Cal looks up*
Cal: Morning Leo! Up for cards?


*Huitz looks down at Remus from where he was reading a book on the Roman empire looking sad*
Huitz: Morning Remus. Hungry?

Rick to Cal: Y-you know I got like a robot that *Burp* actually w-w-watches security monitors? *Points at the robot.* H-he is designed to *Burp* holds bottles!

*Rick sways a little, and drinks more of the Whiskey.*

*Quickly covers doodle of Illidan getting tortured by Maiev*

Nuffin'. And I'll pay for it too, so it's no biggie.

*Sips the vodka and smiles faintly*

Leo: I'm ok Cal. Never trusted cards.

*Perry gestures that he wants in*

Perry: (Platypus sounds).

Cal: When you give a thing sentience, you can't design it for something, that's called slavery.
*Glaring at Rick in dislike then looks at Leo*
Cal: Suit yourself



*Horus shrugs and drinks his wine*
Horus: So, why were you drawing yourself killing someone?
*Shrewd expression*
Horus: There's not much my eyes miss.

Because he deserves death.

*Blank faced and slams knife into Illidan's face with the word 'death'*

*Sighs and withdraws knife*

Anyway...Back onto you. You got a wife or girlfriend?

Horus: No. Not ever. Like I said, I've spent my life fighting, never had time for relationships

*Leo hops into her bed and sits on the pym gun and shrinks herself to the size of a rat*

Leo: WHAT THE FETH!

OOC AYYY 3000!

Rick: Not m-m-my problem it *Burp* became sentient!

*Rick keeps drooling on himself.*

Rick: Now my car battery, i-it is a miniature universe, where *Burp* all it's life power my car battery... Now that could be argued as slavery... If your wondering they step on little pressure pads.. I siphon *Burp* the energy..

Well, maybe you should start. Not me, of course, I can't hold a relationship for a minute, if you think I was trying to get to that, but from what I've heard, and seen...They're...Nice. Could be a nice break from fighting 24/7 too. Hey, you might even like it more than you do fighting.

*Marla extracts her self from blankets and a milo who made himself comfey round her not waist*

*laughs quietly not to wake him*
Simple pleasures eh.

*gets up and pulls on a under layer and her armour that was scattered about tank and walks out to bear after there pizza snacks*

Hey barman... One large pizza snack please.
*looks round*
Oh, hey Horus, scatty, cal, ra... And new guy who's totaly hammered.

*leans against bar*
So what brings you tho this place of misfits.

*Stares at Marla*

I should've used a more potent bomb...

*Horus shakes his head*
Horus: They are nice, but there really isn't anyone I'd be interested in, let alone someone interested in me.

*Cal is still glaring at Rick*
Cal: You're a foul man.

*Morrigan waves to Marla smiling*
Morrigan: Morning Marla!
*Frowns and starts cursing as Aoife wins another hand*


OOC: Aoife, Rick, Cal, Ra and Morri are playing cards in the lounge. Scatty's gone off somewhere with her winnings and Horus and Maiev are in the bar

*Perry frowns and curls on the floor and goes to sleep*

*Leo drags the gun out of her room and walks into the lounge and is yelling but it sounds more like high pitch squealing*

Well, I think I find you interesting. Emphasis on interesting, cause I have literally no clue what I'm feeling right now, and I'm pretty sure you'll find someone out there that you're into.

*Shrugs*

Or at least that's what people keep telling me.

*Marla walks over to living room with half a pizza*

Hungry.... *sits down and watches *

Rick.. I'm a doctor...i know... Exactly where it hurts...
*smiles in total contrast*
But drop the bull gak I'm Marla.

*sat nomming on pizza. *

Hey morri.
Yeah, sorry I was a tad on edge last night...

Horus: I'm sure it's true, but I've just never looked.


*Aoife hears the squeaking and looks down at Leo*
Aoife: Leonie? Is that you?

*Rick shrugs.*

Rick: Y-y-yeah.. most ignorant people *Burp* can't understand m-my intellect..

*Rick smiles at Cal.*

Rick: Also what universe are you from?

*Cal cocks his head*
Cal: This one? What are you asking?

Maybe you should start. I would, but I'm going to be leaving soonish to resume my hunt. You look like you've settled down quite a bit, so that wouldn't be a bad look for you.

*Sighs and finishes drink*

*Leo squeaks at Aoife*

Horus: Tell me about your hunt. *Sipping own drink slower*

*Aoife grabs the gun and puts Leo back to normal size*
Aoife: Better?

*Rick makes a exaggerated sigh*

Rick: Y-y-your kidding *Burp* right? Well go visit mine C-137 and go to earth... I fethed *Burp* that gak up..

*Laughs*

Rick: Turned th-the whole planet into Cronenbergs!

*Keeps laughing, drunkenly.*

*Leo falls on her ass*

Leo: How did you use that!? I can't figure it out!

What do you want to know about it? I have spent more than half of my life hunting down the one person I was sworn to keep contained. In my failed duty of keeping him locked up like the animal he is, he killed off my race with his actions, and sundered my world to the point that my remaining species had to retreat to this universe to start anew...Sadly...I'm one of the few alive nowadays...And, surprisingly, I'm the only infertile elf ever born, so I am literally just here to make everyone elses day pretty darn annoying with my need to feth. I...I just don't have a purpose in life apart from hunting him, ya know what I mean?

*Sighs and pours self a glass of water*

Stupid anti-heroes and their depressing back-stories...

*Aoife points to a dial on the side of the gun*
Aoife: Looks simple enough to me.

*Cal, Morri and Ra are all staring at Rick*
Cal: What
Morri: A
Ra: Idiot

*Horus nods slowly*
Horus: I do... I spent over 20,000 years trying to avenge someone. In the end I failed, but I learned it's not all about revenge. Some times you need to let it go. I did, I let it go and went on with my life.
If you think your purpose is to hunt him then do not let anyone stop you. But think first, is your only purpose to hunt him? Or is there something else?

*Leo goes dead pan*

Leo: Thank you... Maria! You here!

*Starts walking around looking for Maria*

*marla*
Welcome back to full size Leo.

Oh... So your a mad scientist... Or just a bad scientist?

*Marla playing with a diamond blue pale highlight in her hair and necklace (milos ferasian diamond sister symbol) whilst watching*

Marias asleep at the mo, but your welcome to knock.