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Granted. they play Nu metal. Enjoy

I wish I had the most excellent moustache in the United kingdom.

Granted, everyone whose facial hair is superior to yours has travelled to America for a "Best Moustache on Earth" contest. I guess that means you didn't get the qualification letter.

I wish that people realized that just because Marbo ain't in the new codex doesn't mean he's not around anymo-- OH GOD NO, PLEASE STO-- ARAOSHDGLNCVZ;HLSRG

Granted. But I bribe Marbo with Jaffa Cakes into making me the owner of dakka by force.

I wish I knew what to do but not what to do with it.

Granted. However it won't save you from a life of embarresment for not knowing how to use the bathroom.

I wish I could drive a Deff dread to work.

Granted. It gives you tetanus, and will not work for a non Ork.

I wish I had time to paint.

Granted, you survive a nuclear blast and are the last human alive, giving the time to paint. The plot of "Time enough at last" follows
I wish I had more money to buy VC minis

Granted. GW then discontinues the range.

I wish Warmachine was in 15mm.

Granted. But the only figures in stock are giants.

I wish for Jaffa cakes.

Granted. But then I kind of ate them.

I wish to steal everyone's paperclips.

Granted. But your pile of clips is hard to conceal, as it is about the size of Switzerland. People get suspicious.

I wish for the bell to ring.

granted, the bell rings and you go to answer it. On the other side of the door is me and I discharge a clip of buckshot into your balls when you open it.

I wish I have a huge SM army.

Granted, You get a complete Space Marine chapters worth of HUGE miniatures. Thier combined weight not only crushes you and your house, but also the city you live in.

I wish for more toasties.

Granted. They are all over the floor, near your feet.

I wish to play more games of WHFB.

Granted. they are against 10 year olds who cheat constantly and sneeze on your models.

I wish I was really good at cheating at 40k.

Granted. You are the best. No one suspects a thing. You win championships and huge prizes. Until one night there's a knock at your door. You rub the sleep from your eyes and answer it. A cloaked figure wants a game. Now. You accept, only to discover the odd bird-like features hidden in the shadows of the cloak. To your horror, your blood runs cold to discover Tzeentch himself is your opponent. You cheat your best but still cannot best the changer of ways. Defeated, you are dragged screaming to Slannesh's domain for another match.

I wish to find a bunch of cheap figures online.

Granted. The figures you find are so cheap they crumble to dust with the touch of a finger. Enjoy you figure dust.

I wish 3x the complete line of Dreamforge games miniatures.

Granted, you have dreamforge games miniatures, but nothing to assemble and paint them with.

I wish I was a mod at this site.

Granted. You get to type in red. Thats all.

I wish today would go on forever.

Granted-- this day has already lasted more than forever from my perspective. I will show you the horrors of eating 3000 calories of junk food at 2 a.m. and getting an hour of sleep from 4 to 5 a.m. Be very, very afraid.

I wish that the story of Spidey the spider, who died this morning falling in a bonfire, would live on in our hearts for generations. RIP Spidey 6/1/14 - 6/1/14

Granted. There are holiday specials on tv, plays, songs, and parades. It becomes such a commercial mess that the true rememberance of spidey is lost completely.

I wish I had not had that last shot last night.

Granted, your mother got shot instead.

I wish I was a great singer.

Granted. But no one takes you seriously after all that twerking.

I wish to catch a firefly.

Granted, In your mouth.

I wish for 3.24957 cents.

Granted. You waste it in a fountain making wishes.

I wish fireflies were a year-round thing.

Granted. They keep flying into your eyes, and only your eyes,

I wish I had 3 eyes.

You have three eyes. The other one is on your foot.

I wish Bionicle was never cancelled

I used to play this on another forum. On that forum, it was called YWIG(Your wish is granted)

Granted Bionicle was never cancelled because it was never released to begin with.

I wish fireflies were easier to catch.

Granted. But it's impossible to stop them escaping.

I wish I had some Kingdom Death miniatures.

I used to play this on another forum. There is was Corrupt a wish: minecraft edition.

Granted, You get your miniatures right after I stole your hobby and paint supplies to paint the Dreamforge models I wished for earlier.

I wish to find true love.

Granted, you find it. 20000 leagues under the sea. You drown before you even see it.

I wish for isolation and peace.