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[Looks confused] Why not?

[Lucille explains to Sam that she is an aide sent to help Yarrick with his duties, and lessen his organisational workload] [Sam is enthralled at learning about the imperial guard]

Amy: ...Why can't there be a normal manufactured 'oval pill' design...

*Sighs and pockets the pills*

Amy: I need to make sure you only take one a day. Sorry babe. And because they look really weird that you're so happy at having them...Like...Real weird...

*nods and hiccups before holding out her glass again*

Women being warriors is an oddity. I didn't care for being looked down on, so I traveled abroad. I learned a lot during that time.


*Santiago shrugs*

Santi: Pepperoni and sausage are good. No pineapples on it though, it can ruin the whole thing.

*Santiago adopts a look of seriousness*

*maria*

There was... They made them eagles shaped as they felt they did not correctly show there brand name...

And same with the dongs...

Oval pills could not be copyrighted....

Look...sorry Amy for earlier....
I had to make sure I did things properly...

*places spare pack in a locked cabinet*
Ooc I guess you went eagle...

[Looks tired but resigned] ...Okay.
[Holds out hand] C'mon then.
Thanks Maria. Even if your drugs are weird.

*maria*

You not seen my sword shaped asprin, baneblade, leman Russ or titan shaped pain killers *laughs*

I even have glow in the dark ones for the clumbsey that a luminus even in day light!

*smiles not reliaing how odd her pis are*

We even have yarrick shaped ones somewhere for anti fungal treatment...

Ooc.
Orks.. Fungal... Yarrick.. Lol

*Smiles and looks completely sober*

*Pours another round*

You're a brave woman, Kara. Most don't have that. I take it you learnt the magic while you were travelling?

*Drains glass and refills it*

*Bottle is roughly half empty*

~

Joal: Why are pineapples not good on it? Do they taste odd?

*Completely oblivious to how horrid it makes SOME pizza's taste, like seriously, have you guys tried Hawaiian? Holy gak, it's my second favourite behind Meatlovers, and the pineapple on it is most likely the best part on it, like...I'm rambling, sorry.*

[Looks faintly irritated] My image isn't supposed to be used to endorse medicines.

[Sam is lost in a world of political explanations, and loves it anyway]

Ooc and this is basically laughing at my self.

I don,t mean anything against anyone..
So... Don,t feel bad... I've made the joke me ...

Basically she got best people to make them.. Regardless if there dong, titan or glow in the dark.

ooc: I think Yarrick is just touchy about the whole image, propoganda and misuse when he just wants to be a soldier.

bic: [Lucille realises she's going on] ...I'm sorry Samuel, this is very dry conversation. You must be familiar with it all by now.
[Sam shakes head] No, I was only- I haven't know Sebastian very long. It's fascinating.

*Amelia smiles and takes Yarrick by the arm*

Amy: Bout time we go back, huh?

OOC: It can be good with some combos. Others are just... no.

BIC: *smiles*

I did. I helped some Dalish Elves, or wood elves in common tongue, and they taught me how to use the elements in return.


*Santiago shakes his head*

Santi: They don't mix well, in my opinion. But I should let you get your own opinion, so feel free to get some with pineapples on it.

[Blinks] Oh! Right.
...You gonna actually let me take one of these, or what?
[Stands up] [Looking less washed out from the mild pain relief]

*Vacuuming and coughing aside the 2 look up and notice Dandy and Larry Leviathan.*

QT: Hey Meow! We found him, we actually found Dandy! What're the odds to that huh? Hey Dandy who's this next to you??

Meow: *finishes coughing dirt and dust* Holy -ack, crap! Dandy, what happened? First we're about to set a warp course to Boobies, and next you're gone like smoke! Hey speaking of, where the heck are we?? And whos that? Is it an alien??

*Dandy shrugs nonchalantly, oblivious as ever and looks over to LL.* Yeah this here's Larry, he's a he. I dont know what he is but he looks like an alien and he agreed to get registered. Y'know its actually kinda weird how you guys showed up all of a sudden right when I was about try and find you, kinda like a plot device or somethin' yanno? *STARES AT THE AUDIENCE INTENTLY* Anyways how is the Aloha Oe? (name of his ship, pronounced: aloha oy)

*Taeria looks at Ciri shyly*
He's right though... I'm kind of like a boy in a way.
*Hides body a bit with blankets in slight shame and embarrassment*

*Refills Kara's glass again*

I can show you a thing or two about stabbing things really well.

*Leans in closer somewhat*

~

*Joal nods and stands by Santiago, waiting for him to make the pizza*

~

*Amelia hands Yarrick a pill*

Amy: There's your one for the day. Enjoy it babe. I know I will.

*Winks and keeps walking*

*downs the glass and sits silently for a moment before looking at Maiev again*

Oh? And what might those things be?


*Santiago reaches into a freezer and pulls out two pizzas*

Santi: We can have the meat lovers one first, and move onto the Hawaiian one after. That one has pineapples, among other things, on it as well.

*Santiago takes the packaging off of the pizza before putting it in the oven*

*I begin to stir*

... [Looks at the pill] I think I'd have found the dong less humiliating. [Throws it back] [Walks after Amy]

[Almost doubles over halfway across the room] ...oh god-emperor. Amy? [Holds out arm] I need an assist here.
[Looks faint] ..All the blood's gone to my lower half.

Ooc you komfa have a leg shackle chaining you to a bed if you woke up a crazy phyco...
Maria, cal or morri have a key

Bic

*Maria updates everything and leaves her office with multiple egg related items in it*

*wanders by kitchen and waves to joella and santingo making coffee*
Hey... Umm smells good pizza...

*mechadrite plugged into coffee maker as it works to get a perfect cup*

*Completely misses the implications*

Hmm, well, I know the sweet spot between a Carnifex's head, I know where to stab to get a human to die orgasming, I know the pressure points on a T'au's everything, and many others. What do you want me to teach you first?

*Picks up bottle and shakes it*

You want more, or are you done for the night?

~

Joal: Anything you say. I trust you.

*Grabs plates with tail while holding Santiago's hand with own*

*Instantly lets go of Santiago's hand the second before Maria sees anything*

~

*Amelia looks back and rushes over to him*

*Hears the problem*

Amy: ...That worked fast...

*Starts helping him to the Baneblade*

*maria*

Sorry... My office coffee maker was out... Needed a drink...
*looks genuine *

*gives santingo a embarrassed look*

*takes her cup and leaves quickly*
*sat on sofa with a mechadrite curled down arm wrapping round her fingers slowly*

Ciri: Tae.. your beautiful... okay.

*She pulls Taeria close, and kisses her.*

Ciri: Besides, I have seen you naked... and we did have sex. Asher is just giving us a hard time.

*Ciri smiles down at her.*

[Nods] I guess the blood thinners meant it hit home.. hard.
[Leans on Amy] Don't tell Sam- I don't want him to worry.
[Looks down] Never have I been so conflicted by regulation tight leather pants. [Loosens sash and hangs it lower] Hopefully I can just go to bed-

...! [Sees Sam and Lucille] Who is this?

[Lucille stands and salutes] Sir!

*waves off Maiev*

I can do a bit more. Can't let the dwarves get ahead of themselves if they hear I can't handle my alcohol, can I.

*shakes head and smiles*

And I'm not sure where to start. There are a lot of options.



*oven dings and Santiago sets the pizza down on the counter before cutting it into slices and putting several on his plate and Joalia's plate*

*Smiles and obliges*

I don't know, whatever you want, really.

*Unfocuses slightly*

You have beautiful lips.

~

*Joal smiles and waits for Santiago to start eating*

*Takes a bite and smiles*

Joal: It tastes amazing. Thank you.

~

Amy: ...Hello.

*Holds Yarrick upright and tries to draw attention away from the area of interest for most ladies*

*Maria gets up and wanders to bed*

Goodnight. Hope you all wake up with intact shells
*waves*

And if its a emergency... Knock. Wait and then enter... Il need to find clothes...

*goes to bed in a little blanket nest with boro, loses armour and layers and curls up as a mechadrite rests over her heart*

Night boro... Zzz

Ooc goodnight..

OOC Night Jhe

[Allows sash to drop further and cover region]
[Salutes Lucille] ...Seneschal?

[Lucille smiles] Adjutant. Yours, more specifically sir. It is an honor. [Nods curtly and maintains eye contact] My name is Lucille.

[Yarrick swallows] ...I did not call for an Aide, I don't understand... [Holds side of head] Though that's not new today.
You have me at a disadvantage, Lucille. I'm not at my best. I was shot yesterday, and the pain management is troublesome.

[Lucille lifts head] I can help with that. I'm here to keep your day to day managed and stress free, sir. [Holds open the Baneblade door] I won't detain you further.

*Amelia's eye twitches slightly as she helps Yarrick into the Baneblade*

Amy: Amelia. His fiance.

*Steps into the Baneblade and pulls the door shut*

Amy: Great, now, sleep time?