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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:43:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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Asher: How on earth did a Ghoul like Sasha attract a mate in the first place?!
*Asher looks genuinely shocked and confused and Taeria's blush deepens*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:43:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Well, I'm not very normal, am I?
*Smiles and pours the next round*
I have to warn you though, I hold my liquor pretty well.
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Joal: Yes...Just a bit afraid...
*Shakes head and forces a smile*
Joal: What do you want to eat?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:44:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*I'm laying deathly still on the bed*
*black veins are still visible*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:48:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*sees carter tidying*
You can tidy... *takes sword off table and lays on lap*
Now I've moved my sword.
*talking happily to Marla and laughing*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:51:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny and Kimmy stay with Tona and chat quietly beside her] [Kimmy stats ready to help her stay calm if and when she wakes up]
[Yarrick staggers out of tank, straightens up and walks calmly to the medbay] [Sits down] ..I need something mild for the pain, and some kind of withdrawal plan.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:53:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Ciri reddens even further.* Ciri: I don't know (Sarcasm), I found her physically and mentally attractive, and I really don't care that she is a ghoul. Anything else?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/10 21:58:17
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:55:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria*
GOtta go Marla... Med issue...
*hangs up and sheaths sword*
*runs over*
Yarrick! You look a mess! Come on sit down...
Ok... So .... What you after....
*looks stern *
In not helping you go full junkie...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/10 21:58:00
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:56:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[A middle-aged woman in full imperial dress uniform arrives at the shuttle bay, and walks into the room] [Her hair is neatly tied back, and she carries a small kit bag]
[Looks around without changing expression greatly]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 21:59:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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*Asher howls in laugher*
Asher: Ciri! You are lying to yourself if you find her physically attractive!
*Asher Rubs Taeria's hair jokingly*
Asher: She's so... small.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:03:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Amelia is walking beside Yarrick*
Amy: I'm here for you babe.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:06:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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*Asher pokes at Taeria*
Asher: I thought people didn't like... small.. hm..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:07:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria*
Amy... What does yarrick need...
I cannot decide what to give him if he,s non verbal...
Look he had the dosage on the pain killers... I cannot. Or will not hand him any more...
There's other options...
But I'm wondering what your after...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:07:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits in Maria's exam room] I just said.. Lower dose painkillers and a withdrawal treatment. [Grits teeth at repetition] [Sweating]
[Realises] [Tries to calm down]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:07:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Ciri starting to get mad.* Ciri: Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder... and maybe I like "small." *Sighs* Ciri: I was hoping for questions... not hurtful statements.. anything else Asher?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/09/10 22:08:27
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:07:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*smiles*
Then we'll see if I can give you a run for your money.
*Santiago shrugs again*
Santi: Something simple. We could just put a pizza in the oven?
*Carter nods*
Carter: I can do a number of things. Maintenance of all sorts is my specialty though.
*Wade steps in front of the newcomer*
DP: Hey there. How you doin'?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:10:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*unmoving*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:11:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Oh Kara, you have no idea what you have just started...
*Downs another glass, and is already pouring the next round*
So, tell me about yourself.
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Joal: Pizza sounds nice.
*Smiles innocently*
Joal: What is a pizza?
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Amy: Maria...You can hear him. Please, just something that relieves the pain, and that other thing he said.
*Sits beside Yarrick and holds his hand*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:12:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria*
Ok... *looks kinder...* look I had to be clear... I'm having to be rather careful... Dosages... Things are fething tight, and...dosages are very dangerous done wrong...
Firstly... *goes over to the cabinet and hands him one pill before locking it again*
Lower dose.. Its not same type... But you can take it.. Not regular mind...
Secondly....
You have two options...
I can make up a gradual lowering dosage..
Or there's a drug... But its a tad rougher...
And side effect is... Ummm.. This embarrassing... The active ingredient is modified viagra....
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/09/10 22:16:57
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:12:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[The woman sighs and heads to the Baneblade]
[Sam opens the door] Can I help you?
[The woman looks Sam up and down] [Pinches bridge of nose] I am your Aide, assigned to you by the Commissariat. Why are you in pyjamas past midday?
[Sam looks confused] I- err... Sorry?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:14:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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Asher: I'm simply being observant..
*Asher Shrugs*
Asher: To each their own... but real women have... curves..
*Asher pats them both on the head*
Asher: I guess that's why little Sasha is a ghoul.
*Asher yawns and walks off looking bored*
*Taeria sits silently nodding to herself*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:20:19
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Ciri visibly pissed that she was just "pet."*
Ciri: Great! Take care Asher.
*Ciri puts a arm around Taeria.*
Ciri: Well that was fething random...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:22:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks conflicted] Which will get me clean faster?
[Has already taken the pill without noticing]
[Sam smiles politely] I think there's been a mistake, I'm Samuel, not Sebastian. [Shakes the woman's hand] I'm not a commissar, ma'am.
[The woman blushes] Apologies. I'm Lucille, I'm here to aid your... Father?
[Sam nods] That's right.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:26:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria*.... The drugs... With the viagra elements in it...
Take it morning, evening.. Bur it can... Cause the obvious reaction for a hour or few after taking...
Its a one a day drug to supress the addiction.
The phased withdrawal is over a month minimum.
But less... Side effecty...
Sorry Amy... I'm.... Look Doctor... I have to be professional.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:26:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Amy: I'm okay with them being modified viagra.
*Looks at Yarrick with a completely blank face*
*Crosses legs and nods*
Amy: Do you babe?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:36:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*drains the glass and holds it out for a refill*
I come from Qun, the empire the Qunari created. I spent my early life learning things like math and how to handle currencies. When I first picked up a sword many weren't happy about it, but I found it preferable than sitting behind a desk for a living.
*Santiago smiles*
Santi: They're delicious. Breading, sauce, and cheese, with all sorts of toppings to go with it.
*Wade grumbles at being ignored*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:40:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Why weren't they happy about it? Something against female fighters?
*Refills glasses and drains own in less than five seconds*
*Refills again*
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Joal: Well that sounds nice. What toppings do you enjoy?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:40:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'll take the drugs. I went nearly eight decades without.. relief.. a few uncomfortable mornings won't kill me. [Smiles] [Looks at Amy] And I'll be cogent for our wedding.
[Sam realises he's still holding Lucille's hand] [Lets go and looks slightly embarrassed] Coffee? He's just at the medical bay for treatment of his chest wound.
[Lucille nods and looks concerned]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:46:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria*
*smiles and looks professional but friendly *
Sorry... This is... Your too valuble. I'm not gonna hurt us.
To Amy as well.
*comes back a minute from one of the staff only medical stotes*
Ok.....so these are the drugs...
*opens a pain white packet That contains 24 neon pink phallus shaped pilms in a clear blister pack*
Yes... They have to be pink... And ummm I had to contract the dongerprise to manufacture them...
One a day... And I seriously mean that.
When you run out... Youl have to ask me. Or Marla. There pretty restricted and we are only ones authorized to issue them.
One course of your lucky can cure it however...3-4 at the most...
They will stop the withdrawal however...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/09/10 22:48:47
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:47:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Amelia stares at the pills*
Amy: You're so not allowed to take those babe.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/10 22:51:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Maria pulls out a second pack*
Its my last pack...
But ... *hands a pack of pills shaped like imperial eagles that are gold coloured about twice the size as the others*
There...
Eagles or .... Yeah....
Dongerprise are however ... They had to be the highest quality producers in the galaxy...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/09/10 22:54:59
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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