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Sorry Chelkar, blame the servitors! i will put you back into place.

Sir Pvt. Kracken here. could you kick the servitors and have they take me off the roster from alpha platoon squad two so I am only listed in the sniper team.

131-Ovr. Purple-JKB is gonna have a busy day at the firing range...

JKB won't be the only one. gotta get some practice in plus it's just plain old fun

166 commander arkanian.

permission to use the range for cannon and sponson practice sir? I would love to show the snipers how to do some real battle field damage!

Pssh keep the artillery and snipers.

Stand back and watch our Ogryn do this



Consider the Nids done.

I would love to show the snipers how to do some real battle field damage!

Real. Battle. Damage.

Really?

Careful, mate. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

....though of course there's no women around here. No..of course not.

But just remember, you can't yell surprise assassination in a tank, but snipers can certainly do it to tank crews whilst they're on the bog.

Sir, the servitors have left the Death's Gauntlet as an unamed tank in the Tank Leaugue, sir. I would suggest you order them to fix it.

And I'm going to miss the Commisars hat... Best damn hat that ever served with the 222nd.

Me too trooper, me too! and jkb, more servitors for you!

hlaine.larkin wrote:Sorry Chelkar, blame the servitors! i will put you back into place.

Much obliged, Sir. *taps helmet*

CadianCommander wrote:

I would love to show the snipers how to do some real battle field damage!

Real. Battle. Damage.

Really?

Careful, mate. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

....though of course there's no women around here. No..of course not.

But just remember, you can't yell surprise assassination in a tank, but snipers can certainly do it to tank crews whilst they're on the bog.

Alternatively we could run the entire porter loo(sniper in it), or we could shred it with heavy stubber fire, or atomize it with the cannon. also we can shout surprise attack in out tanks, but know one will hear it over the 4000hp engines or the boom and chatter of the god emperor's weapons. And we can do all this from our built in bog in the fething tank! Trooper i would love to see you shout surprise attack and try to take my tank down when im in it on the bog.

Don't make me get a vindicare in here up to 36 armour penetration

hlaine.larkin wrote:Don't make me get a vindicare in here up to 36 armour penetration

...Dear God... The Horror...

hlaine.larkin wrote:Don't make me get a vindicare in here up to 36 armour penetration

I would like to see a vindicare assassin work in the field! they are the stuff of legends! I wish i could get my hands on a exodus rifle

Alternatively we could run the entire porter loo(sniper in it), or we could shred it with heavy stubber fire, or atomize it with the cannon. also we can shout surprise attack in out tanks, but know one will hear it over the 4000hp engines or the boom and chatter of the god emperor's weapons. And we can do all this from our built in bog in the fething tank! Trooper i would love to see you shout surprise attack and try to take my tank down when im in it on the bog.

Porta-loo? What kinda pansy are your tank crews they can't dig a decent latrine? Afraid to get their delicate little hands dirty hiding in their tin can?

And ram a loo in a tank? There's no class or style in that.

I'm a little worried though that you take your tank to the bog with you.

CadianCommander wrote:

Alternatively we could run the entire porter loo(sniper in it), or we could shred it with heavy stubber fire, or atomize it with the cannon. also we can shout surprise attack in out tanks, but know one will hear it over the 4000hp engines or the boom and chatter of the god emperor's weapons. And we can do all this from our built in bog in the fething tank! Trooper i would love to see you shout surprise attack and try to take my tank down when im in it on the bog.

Porta-loo? What kinda pansy are your tank crews they can't dig a decent latrine? Afraid to get their delicate little hands dirty hiding in their tin can?

And ram a loo in a tank? There's no class or style in that.

I'm a little worried though that you take your tank to the bog with you.

131-Ovr. Purple-Tankers take their tanks everywhere...
Anyone breaking the latrines gets the nice duty of digging a new one and this time it'll be in no mans land and you'll be wearing the unifrom of the suicide squad.

133-sniper Kracken- Here Here. That would be site to see. Not to mention probably pretty confusing for the enemy

Okay, a short report, as i mentioned, we had a training exercise today which was lucky for us. It appears we were caught off guard.

Our training partners were a ravenwing contingent of 3 bike squads and 45 terminators.

all 3 tanks got tagged in the first round of shooting from them, which put us at a disadvantage... units who 'survived' (no one died, as this is a professional commander we fought and was a routine training exercise we weren't expected to win)

Alpha Squad II- Despite casualties, held up an entire unit of enemy marines for the duration of the battle

COmmissar Von Humps- took on Chapter Master Belial in hand to hand combat, escaped unscathed after knocking out the mighty terminator! (after 8 hits on his refractor field)

Gamma Platoon-WIthering fire took down a unit of terminators.


all in all, it was a bad day, but no fatalities.

Well it is always good to hear that nobody died.

also Sir Pvt kracken is still listed in both alpha platoon #32 and #133 sniper team. should only be sniper team.

*Tunes VOX to play more classic rock*

YEEEEEAAAH! We win again bitches.

Gunner Giles- Which Tanks were Tagged, Sir?

dang that was some brutal training exercises. termies are worth their weight gold.

Varrick wrote: *Tunes VOX to play more classic rock*

YEEEEEAAAH! We win again bitches.

We didn't we got our backsides handed to us. Gamma squad 1 and 2 took 50% casualties, 3 100% alpha platoon was 90% casualties, it was a bad day.

45 termies??? 45!!??

123-Pilot Kerrick-Did Squadron I do anything sir?

Commander Seric- So how did the Emperor's Honour do in the battle?

General Seric wrote:Commander Seric- So how did the Emperor's Honour do in the battle?

Luna Pintus: Sadly sir, we were taken out in turn 1 wit the other tanks sir.

Did i survive? im pvt Bartley.

132- Vet sniper JKB: Training exercise, Pvt Bartley

Sir, how did the newly formed sniper squad go? Do I give the men amesec or go searching for more faulty servitors and order them back out onto the firing range?

133-sniper Kracken- can we combine the two