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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/09 00:48:39
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Jack Whitehall or Jared Leto?
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/09 03:41:38
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Seth MacFarland. MDG has a hate on for him.
Granted, not like his hate of Leto.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/09 06:51:05
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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He didn’t write it, nor direct it.
Hence it was actually funny. And went beyond “hey look I’ve made a crude copy of an already successful show, but with swearing!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/11 13:38:24
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Scream and Scream Again
Stars Vincent Price, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. So of course it’s a horror. But also kinda sci-fi.
It’s an odd film, as it has an almost Pulp Fiction structure, with three threads initially separate eventually coming together. So not one for background watching, you need to give it your full attention. If you do, you will be rewarded with something really quite original.
Not quite as scary as it could’ve been, it’s still very much worth a watch. Which you can do on Prime.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/11 15:49:21
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Uhhh... ever seen a movie that tries really hard to be quirky and just ends up being really fething dumb?
I just finished The Menu. A movie where people just accept the fact that they are going to be murdered, and seem generally okay with it, and just hang out until the end of the movie.
Anna Taylor-Joy was mediocre at best, and I do not wish this film on anyone.
I'd rather watch Morbius again than the Menu.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/11 16:31:37
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Lathe Biosas wrote:Uhhh... ever seen a movie that tries really hard to be quirky and just ends up being really fething dumb?
No, but I just read a review of a movie that did that.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/11 16:33:35
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Ahtman wrote: Lathe Biosas wrote:Uhhh... ever seen a movie that tries really hard to be quirky and just ends up being really fething dumb?
No, but I just read a review of a movie that did that.
It's not my best day.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/12 11:32:56
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Into the Lost Lands
Feels like an ancient tale that would take a few minutes to tell a round a campfire but has been stretched out to make a movie.
Possibly written to be half-watched out of the corner of one’s eye. I watched it while cuddling the cat.
Where do they keep getting the horses from? Why if wearing cheap sunglasses protects you from magic don’t the evil Church wear some form of less easily removed eye protection all the time? Why are those guys digging a giant pit outside the only human city? How did your horses get across the chasm?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/13 08:10:17
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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A Comedy of Terrors
Vincent Price, Basil Rathbone, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff star in this comedy horror.
Price is Waldo Trumbull, drunkard and failing Funeral Director. To drum up business, he turns to murder and recycling the firms only coffin.
Opening scene involves a corpse being unceremoniously tipped out of the coffin into the grave to the sound of a Swanee Whistle, then speeded up film as Trumbull and his assistant fill in the grave, dust off the coffin and leave the scene. Which means we’re off to a truly terrific start.
Price is on top form here, delivering venomous lines to his unloved wife with glee and panache.
Available on Prime, and very very much worth your time, even if just for Price’s excellent delivery alone. Every cast member is having a ball, delivering performances suited to the finest stage.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/13 14:09:03
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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The Frozen Ghost
An old Universal Black-and-White about that isn;t about ghosts per se, but a Hollywood version of hypnotism. It was all the rage for a while.
Not that great, and very dated pacing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/10/13 14:36:24
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Fixture of Dakka
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The Naked Gun
Thoroughly enjoyed this one. Definitely lives up to its name with a barrage of some of the smartest dumb jokes I've seen in years.
Transformers: One
Been meaning to catch this one for a while and its definitely an underrated gem. I'm not super thrilled with the voice acting which definitely steers it more as a kids film but the story is extremely satisfying. Definitely worth checking out for fans of any era of this toy brand.
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