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**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, but your sexual organs are removed as payment.

I wish to meet Satan.

**Otto Weston**

Granted. You then wake up in a straight-jacket before being injected full of more drugs.

I wish I wasn't dieting.

**snurl**

Granted. You are starving instead.

I wish every Butterscotch Sundae was as good as the one I just had this evening.

**Otto Weston**

Granted, but then you become so allergic to Butterscotch Sundaes that the next one would kill you.

I wish could go invisible.

**jason1977**

Granted but you know that joke Kevin Bacon told in Hollow Man about Wonder Woman and Superman.........

I wish someone would buy all my White Dwarf issues.

**RJCarrot**

Granted, they pay using counterfeit money.

I wish my work day was shorter.

**snurl**

Granted. So is your paycheck.

I wish for some spaghetti.

**Otto Weston**

Granted, but worms are mixed in with it.

I wish I had a terminator suit irl.

**snurl**

Granted. It is 3 sizes too small.

I wish Spaghetti grew on trees.

**ATXMILEY**

Granted, but its Chef Boyardee

I wish that there was a Mexican Space Marine chapter

**Otto Weston**

Granted but then they are declared renegades for sombrero heresy.

I wish I could paint quickly and expertly.

**snurl**

Granted. You can paint Cars and Houses flawlessly.

I wish for some Sombrero Heresy figures.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, you receive a legion of Sombreros, but nothing to do with them.

I wish for a rubber band ball.

**snurl**

Granted. You can be found at it's center.

I wish TV dinners had more choices.

**Otto Weston**

Granted. You then don't get to choose, you get a meal at random.

I wish that I had a Spaceship, preferably a Borg Cube without the Borg

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, but it's not operational. You starve to death.

I wish for a fish that spawns other fish.

**Otto Weston**

Granted. Then they overpopulate the oceans to the point that the oceans are more fish than water.

I wish I was a Commissar.

**snurl**

Granted. You are Commissar of the fish-slapping incontinent corps.

I wish for a ride in the Fiat.

**Otto Weston**

Granted. Your ride in the fiat never ends and you cannot leave.

I wish I had a Coke right now.

**snurl**

Granted. A case of Coke falls from the sky and wings you offside the head.
I wish for more energy.

**Otto Weston**

Granted. You get electrocuted.

I wish that Skechers still made a lot more Shape Up shoes for men.

**RJCarrot**

Granted, the shape they chose was triangle.

I wish people stopped cannoning my Ancient Stegadon.

**snurl**

Granted. Now they Stonethrower it to death. Then take it outside and stomp on it.

I wish my newfound energy had come from within.

**Butcher Joseph**

Granted, it came from within. Is is called implosion.

I wish my Chaos Marines had drop-pods.

**Otto Weston**

Granted. These Chaos Drop-Pods became Daemonically possessed and ate every marine that got inside.

I wish I had cake

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish I could have one of the chocolates next to me...

**snurl**

Granted. You could, but she's frigid.

I wish for an honest cake.

**ATXMILEY**

Granted, and you learn the truth that is actually a piece of broccolli in a cardboard box

I wish Disney would buy GW

**Pyeatt**

Granted. All new codexes have Jar Jar Binks on them.

I wish I could paint.

**snurl**

Granted. You can paint, but you have no talent.

I wish for big crowds this weekend.