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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*drives away in jeep*

Ridin' round town with my jeep stuff, jeep stuff

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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

OOC: Something Xenos/Chaos/Inquisition?
I always thought their designs were fun.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Opens fridge door*

You know, I wonder what the meatbag I body-snatched is feeling right now?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: Hmmm. Plotwise, if there is such a thing here, I've rather painted us in a corner. What with being stuck on a space clam's shell, infested with spider parasites. Can someone rustle up a teleporter?
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Plot? What the hell is



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Plot? What the hell is plot?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: I had some pretty trippy dreams last night, I IRL don't know what plot is anymore.

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Can you now taste time?

*Runs forward and stabs the ground*

*Strange rumbling sound*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Steps out of fridge] [Cranks neck in very unsettling manner] Thankf!

[Tries to look at own tongue by going cross-eyed] [Gives up and uses a reflective surface] What fymbol iff that on the ftud? [Tilts head] ...?

OOC: There's not really any kind of transport I could request that'd take half the active folk here. Not alive, anyhow.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Agents of the crimson king!

*Begins shooting the heads off of the spiders charging the group... still managing to drink a sip of coffee every couple of seconds*

I can keep this up for awhile but I will require more .44 slugs... tnb ammo please?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Leans in to look*

That looks like an bright green symbol of Slaanesh.


Wait! Remember that warp jump generator the dragon gave me?!

*Frantically rifles through suitcase*

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

..! Unscrews tongue stud and hurls it away] Feth that. What about the other- You know what I'll check later myself.

Warp jump... I guess it would help, but are you sure that'th a great idea?

The Hell.. [Stud has reappeared in mouth] Oh you've got to be kidding me... I'm going to kill him/her. I can't be an Imperial commithar with four of thethe permanently attached.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Four?

My x-ray scan only detected three....

The others are a picture of a daemonic barmaid and a crossed-out Aquila, by the way.

Looks like it's settled! Everyone get in the hut, fun times ahead!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Rounds up Badrukk, TNB and the others into hut]

[Walks into hut and rests head on wall] Trutht me, there are four. Oneth in an area I'd prefer you didn't xth-ray for health reathonth..

[Finishes painkillers and chews an ice cube] There we go. No more silly lisping.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh, thank goodness.

*Presses button, sending us, the hut and a chunk of ground into the warp*

*Activates Geller Field*

Wait. Why?

*Thinks*

*Cringes in utter HORROR*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Yeah, I probably need to see a medic at some point...

[Pokes Gellar field with finger] Pretty. Sparkly.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #1]

*a wild Guardsman appears*

Hey, whats up!

*wanders over to Buttery*

Hi Commissar! Is there a base near here?

*steps on a mine*

*KABLOOIE*
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

+100 kill

I put down like a thousand claymores.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Throws an empty magazine at TNB*

+100 KILL

*Jumps, startled*

What the hell was that?!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #2]

FALL BACK MEN, FALL BACK!

*runs off into the distance*

*KABLOOIE*
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stands frozen and covered in soldier-mist] ...There a mine inside the hut?

[Looks at TNB] Why was there a mine inside the hut?

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[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position


I mined the area! Isn't it great? Now we're safe!

 Verviedi wrote:
*Throws an empty magazine at TNB*

+100 KILL

*Jumps, startled*

What the hell was that?!

I think you just killed someone nearby.

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #3]

Why are people detonating all over the place?

OOC: And where the hell are Guardsmen coming from in this location? Somebody get us off this giant space clam, and fast.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I mined the place! It's like... Minecraft!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #3]

*is shot to death by another Guardsman*

[Guardsman #4]

That'll learn ya ter steal my helmet!

*puts on helmet*
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Well I ran out of bullets... But at least there are alot of mines about...

*Pulls out more tobac from gunna and rolls another cigarette*

Well... we can try and find a Thinny and escape through that...


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*begins gathering remains of guardsmen*

Anyone up for today's special of Secret Meat Burgers? They're really popular on Pech, but the meat isn't a secret there, they're just ok with what's inside.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #4]

I've got a way off this rock, by the way, if yer int'rested.
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Takes ammo box from tnb and wacks him over the head*

Dammit man! stop throwing down mines and shoot the damn monster spider things!

*Reloads .44s and makes them sing! The spider monsters are pushed back*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

... That's what the mines are for. Blowing up people.

   
 
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