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Whatever I am? I'm Deadpool!

*leans towards Letho slightly*

And the two things Gaunter gave me have absolutely nothing to do with this. One was a shiny gun, and the other *giggles* was a cardboard cutout. It was really cool!

Umm yeah...

*Closes the door and moves other hand to be visible*

*Waves around a bottle of scotch*

I wanted to say sorry about before.

What are you sorry for?

*commissar tried to make his hair presentable*

Ooh. Scotch.

*I go back to leaning against the wall*

*Letho makes a hand gesture casting Aard (Wave of kinetic force) at deadpool.*

Letho: I told you to leave me alone.

*He draws his steel sword.*

Letho: You should of listened.

[Perron sighs] Sam, Sam left. He took Lucille and the shuttle.
They realised she'd always be hated here. [Smiles sadly]

And nobody is going to want a room near mine. I'm "weird". [Stands up and heads back to the bar] Thanks for listening, though.

*Far above, in orbit, the nanites begin retreating back into their tubes. The blank in the tube opens its eyes, its newly-reconstructed face showing ancient intelligence and experience, despite its relative newness*
*The door to the cryopod retracts, and Verdai steps out of the pod, in a new, reconstructed body. Verdai's skin is darker, eyes a different color, and he is slightly taller. The hair has lost its silver coloring, reverting to the color of 3's relative youth*
*Verdai 5 walks to his room, to clothe himself and figure out what he missed*

I'm sorry for how the mood was spoiled.

*Frowns*

Though I think you over-reacted a bit.

*Walks over to Commissar and places the scotch down on his table*

Where're the cups?

*gets sent back several feet and somersault backwards to regain his composure*

Sorry pal, listening ain't my strong suit.

*Aoife and nods as he walks off*
Aoife: I'm sure we can find a room for you. You're not that weird

*Perenelle returns with a large key*
Perenelle: Where did he go?
Aoife: The bar.
*Perenelle frowns and hands Aoife the key*
Perenelle: Will you give him this then? I'm staying away from that place.
*Aoife nods, takes the key and walks off to the bar after Perron*

*I begin walking towards where Letho and DP are*

*Letho grins crazily, and pulls out a potion. He drinks it, his veins blacken.*

Letho: Going to tear you apart...

*He charges forward blade held low.*

*commissar grabbed two glasses*

It's not your fault.

*commissar placed them down*

And I'm a lord commissar. Kind of my thing to instill dicipline.

[Perron is tidying the tables and picking up empties] [Sighs and hands them to the barkeeper]
[Sees Aoife] ..?

*I see Letho attack DP*
Aw feth.
*I unsling my plasma gun and it flares to life*

Still, if you hadn't done that, I don't think we'd be here, now would we?

*Shrugs*

But hey, hindsight.

*Pours the glasses and places down the bottle*

Let's hope nothing ruins the mood again.

*draws his katanas and runs forwards to meet Letho*

I've seen you eat, there's no way you can tear me apart any worse than what you do to burgers.

*Letho grins crazily and feints left, then quickly strikes right.*

Letho: You even know how to use those swords?

*He pulls out a strange looking blue bomb.*

*Aoife walks over to Perron and hands him the key*
Aoife: Perenelle wanted you to have this, it's the key to room 304.
*Goes over to the bar and orders a glass of pineapple juice before going back to the couches and waiting*

Yeah. Just you and I in my private office.

And let's not start with the arguments, okay? No need to be argueing.

*I raise my plasma gun*
Why don't you boys stand down before someone gets hurt?
*power coils glow bright blue*

[Perron smiles sadly] Thank you. [Leaves bar quietly]

ooc: I missed nicholas' reply to Benny nodding, I'm so sorry. I don't know what it was.

*Nods and drains glass in one*

Where were we, before we got interrupted, anyway?

*Starts pouring another glass*

Hnngh...

*looks down at the blade in his side before looking back up at Letho repeatedly*

Ow? You stabbed me!

*swings at Letho's sword hand with a katana*

*Pulls on a light grey jumpsuit*
I'm going back.
*With a teleport flare, appears in the middle of the room*

*Wades blade cracks off the quen shield.*

Letho: Gods your annoying! *To Wk* Back off human... this is none of your concern.

*He releases his sword hilt, and pulls a dagger lunging for Deadpools throat.*

*I sigh and hurl a flashbang between Letho and DP*
Idiots.

We were about to head to my office to "continue" the mood.

*commissar leaned on his desk *

Do you think a softy would kiss you like that though? I'm pretty sure you tried to put some tongue in.

*bends backwards to let the dagger fly over his head*
*looks over at Melyssa*

Look lady, I just wanna stab this fether. Is that so bad?

*jabs a katana at Letho*

*Kisha wakes up on the couch*
Kisha: the feth..
*She hisses slightly to herself*