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-PURGED (EMANATUS RAMAZVOUS)-

Tired already? I guess my lips took energy out of you. They have that effect on women.

*A fury of tiny knocks comes from the door. Nicholas looks over smiling in anticipation and Aoife grins and flips off the couch to go to the door*

*Rolls eyes and stands up*

Smooth. I was expecting a remark about staying here for the night, so thanks for not doing what I thought you would. That woulda been the end for me.

*Looks at the scotch, then back to Commissar*

Keep it. Maybe it can remind you of me.

*Turns on heels and goes to walk out*

See you around, Nicholas.

*takes several steps backwards from the force of the hit*

Of course I am, I'm Deadpool! Do you wanna listen to the rap song about me?

*commissar watched Denny leave*

See you tomorrow Denique.

*commissar put both his hands behind his head and reclined in his seat*

Ah... now to just make sure that bar monkey doesn't feth with me again.

*Letho shakes his head.*

Letho: NO.

*He pours a strange noxious oil on his blade.*

Letho: See how resilient you really are...

*scoffs*

Fine then. And what's that?

*jabs both blades at Letho*

*Nicholas opens the door to see Morgan and Dria grinning up at him. Cal and Morri are grinning as Ra stands behind them looking tired from the long flight*
Nicholas: You must be Morgan and Dria!
*The twins nods*
Morri: Morgan, Dria, meet Grampa Nick
*Nicholas is immediately tackled by the twin 6 year old Elders*
M&D: GRAMPA NICK!
*Nicholas is laughing and tries to look serious as he hugs the twins while attempting to glare up at Morri and Cal and failing miserably*
Nicholas: Grampa Nick?!
*Ra smiles tiredly as Morri is clinging to Cal to keep herself upright from laughing so hard. Perenelle is beaming happily and Aoife stands in the back smiling*

*Letho pirouettes to the side, but still manages to get slashed.*

Letho: Leave yourself open to much...

*Letho stabs towards Dp spine.*

*His acidic blood hisses on the floor.*

*Lands on bed and snuggles up to a pillow*

*Strips down to underclothes and makes a blanket pile*

*Sleeps*

[Yarrick pops the shuttle into auto pilot] [Looks concerned] You okay? [Smiles] I thought we could get some junk food and take it easy.

I dunno what we're headed back to, but I imagine it's pretty crazy. Usually is. [Smiles tiredly]

[Benny-toaster bounces his lever up and down cheerfully and lights up the LCD screen]

[Commissar leans down and looks at the toaster] ...You okay in there?

[Toaster beeps]

^_^ ^_^ ^o^

*grunts as the blade rams through his spine*

It... tingles.

*Wade's skin starts to get putrified where the oil touches before eventually healing over*
*reverses the grip of his katanas and stabs backwards at Letho*

Anything else you got?

*Letho's eyes widen as deadpools blade bites into his side.*

Letho: How.. the feth?

*He rips his blade out and backs away, holding his side in pain.*

Letho: You little fething gak!

*I just glance at the toaster and shake my head*

*Nicholas struggles to his feet grinning*
Nicholas: Grampa Nick huh?
*Dria and Morgan nods as Morri is struggling to breath.*
Cal: Morgan, Dria, why don't you go greet Grandma Perry and Aunt Aoife while we talk with Grampa Nick okay?
*Morgan and Dria nods grinning and turn their heads to Aoife who grins and steps back making a slight effort to protect herself*
Aoife: No no no!
*Gets tackle-hugged as Nicholas moves over to Cal and Morri and hugs the pair while giving them a accusatory stare*
Nicholas: Grampa Nick? I think I know whose idea that was...
Morri: Actually it was Horus's
*Both grin and hug Nicholas*
Cal: It's good to be back!
Morri: Ditto!

*whirls around*

Surprised? I told you I can't die. And Gaunter doesn't get to take credit for that either.

-PURGED (Dakka's mods are amazing people)-

*Letho growls, he chugs a potion. His flesh takes a green hue and his wound quickly heals.*

Letho: I have fought worse.

*He casts quen on himself, and charges forward blade aimed for a decapitating strike.*

*head sails through the open door of the bar and bounces and rolls it's way until it stops in front of Morgan and Dria*

Uhh, hi kids How you doin'? One of you wanna take Uncle Wade back to his body?

*Wade's body swings his katanas around blindly*

*Morgan and Dria stare down at Wade's head for several seconds then scream in absolute terror then run back to Morrigan crying.
Morrigan hugs them both and shields their vision with her wings as Aoife glares at Wade and punts his head back the way it came*
Aoife: WADE! YOU F-*Cal quickly clamps his hand over Aoife's mouth*
Cal: Language Aoife!

*Letho catches wades head.*

Letho: Got a new trophy...

*Puts a hook through deadpools eye and fastens it to his belt. Walks to the kitchen for some food.*

Hey you feth head! Put my head back on my body right now! I mean it, or I'll... feth, I'll bite your belt a little!

*knocks his shin into a table and sheathes his katanas*
*stumbles his way to the bartender and tries using hand signals to order a shot*

OOC *Cracks knuckles*
As a fyi, I was given permission to do this.

Bic *Verdai quietly teleports himself and Eli into a quite, isolated part of the Method, and gently wraps his arms around his tall partner*

*As Verdai lies his beautiful partner down in the large bed that was only used for special occasions, the lights dimmed, and slow, soft mood music was broadcast through the speakers built into the rooms walls*

*Verdai whispered quiet nothings into Eli's ear, and stroked them softly, a thing only soul mates were permitted to do*

*The camera slowly pans away as Verdai shows his partner how much she means to him*

~~~

*Amelia shrugs and smiles*

Amy: Junk food sounds nice. I can go for chips, if that's on the menu.

*Dria and Morgan are still crying as their parents try to calm them down. Aoife storms off to go try and kill wade as Perenelle and Nicholas both look angry at Wade*
Morri: Hey... it's okay...
Cal: Don't worry, Mister Wade is just... weird.

*Quetz is still waiting with Leonie for Gaunter.*
Quetz: Blast him... he is ruin...

OOC: Tasteful, well executed. Nicely done mate.

BIC:
*Palinev sits down in the kitchen, eating a taco*
Bloody teleporter is broken again. You'd think that the batteries could-
Wait a moment. Introduction time.
*Palinev walks into the bar, carrying the half-eaten taco with him, occasionally taking bites.

OOC No worries, I thought romantic suits your characters more than wild sex.

OOC: You wrote my characters better than I do. That's one thing I praise you on.

BIC:
*Palinev makes a tactical decision and greets Perron*
Hello. Who are you?

*Letho stomps into the kitchen and begins eating a chunk of raw meat.*

Letho to Deadpool: How are you talking?

*Starts eating the chunk of meat.*

ooc: Perron is in bed crying.