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Because what's the point of having the Merc with a Mouth if he can't talk? Like, good for you, you have a mouth Wade, but you can't use it.

*looks over at the raw meat and gags*

Oh come on, you gotta cook that. You're gonna get sick like that, it's nasty.


*Wade's headless body shrugs and dumps the shot down its gullet*

OOC: That tactical decision could have been phasing through walls
In all seriousness, apologies. I thought he was crying at a table in the bar.

BIC:
*Palinev scans the bar slowly, reading faces and cross-referencing them with the files in his standard-issue Colonial neural implant*

*Letho rolls his eyes.*

Letho: Not really in the mood to cook. This is very strange.. talking to a head I mean.

*Keeps eating the raw meat.*

*I'm sitting in a dark corner of the bar with a hooded cloak on*

*Palinev sits next to the cloaked figure*
Hello. Lieutenant Commander Irsain Palinev. Colonial Navy. You look interesting.

My nose itches. Wanna lend a hand? Ooh, and I need you to do me a favor. Gimme a horse, so I can be the headless horseman. That'd be kinda cool huh?

*I chuckle darkly*
I assure you sir. I'm very boring

*Morri and Cal finally calm Dria and Morgan down enough for them to go greet Perenelle*
Morgan: H-Hi Gramma Perry...
Perenelle: Hello Morgan, how are you?
Morgan: M'okay... can we have something to eat?
*Nicholas smiles kindly*
Nicholas: Of course, we'll go see if Quetz can make you something okay?
*Morgan and Dria nod and allow Nicholas to lead them into the kitchen.
Morri and Cal smile as they walk off and start catching up with Perenelle and Aoife as Ra goes to unload the baggage and Niten slips past into his room un-noticed*

*Nicholas enters the kitchen with Morgan and Dria each holding onto a wing*

*Letho groans, and smacks Deadpools head violently.*

Letho: Please shut the feth up... *Sighs*

*He finishes his chunk of meat, and throws the dishes in the sink.*

Letho: Wonder how your bodies doing?

*Walks to the bar.*

I sincerely doubt it. Why else would you be wearing a hood in the only dark area in the bar? You're clearly a bounty hunter, or spy, or rogue psyker.
*Smiles*
I've seen enough movies to know that.

OOC: Goodnight

*I chuckle*
Hoods are fashionable now. Didn't you know?

Oh it's trying to get wasted. What else would ya do if you lost your head? Can't have a headache from a hangover if you don't have a head! But we can go check on him. Witcher Taxi, away!

*Letho groans with annoyance.*

Letho: Just shut up.

*Sees Deadpool's body, and can't help but grin.*

Letho: You weren't kidding.

Told ya so. Nobody knows me like I know me.

*Wade's body turns towards Letho and waves*

Come on, you moron. I like having an entire body, and not just being a fething head.

*Wade's body stands up and starts stumbling towards Letho*

*Letho grins.*

Letho: Oh, I think I know the perfect place for you...

*He walks into the bar bathroom, and throws Wade's head in a used toilet.*

Letho: Have fun.

*Letho then walks back to the couch and snuggles up next to Kisha.*

OOC: Think I am out for the night. See you guys

Hey you can't do that!

*gets dumped into the toilet and incoherent swearing is mixed with gurgling noises*

*shoulders slump and it starts stumbling blindly after Wade*

OOC: Gnight ZK

*After a while Morri, Cal and Perenelle all walk into the kitchen. The table is scattered with several dozen different things that all have single bites taken out of them.
Dria is chewing on a orange, peel and all while Morgan is trying to eat pasta with a tired looking Nicholas's help. Nicholas allows Cal to take over then stands next to Morri*
Nicholas: They've got so much energy... oh, and Icecream was a huge success before I told them they need to eat something healthier.
*Morri laughs as Cal shows Morgan how to twirl it on his fork*
Morri: I thought it would!

[Commissar gently lifts the toaster and carries it to Perron's room] [Knocks]
[Gets no answer] [Hears sniffing and sound of someone trying to compose themselves]

.... Perron, Benny needs you. I can't keep an eye on him, and he doesn't want his child to see him like this.

[Perron opens the door and looks raw eyed but calm] Anything for a friend. [Smiles weakly] [Takes the toaster and puts him on the table] [Toaster pings cheerfully]

*Nicholas gestures to the fridge*
Nicholas: Since you two have been away, is there anything you want to eat in particular?
*Morri nods as Perenelle sits down*
Morri: Yes, a good cup of coffee and a pizza.
*Cal grins and looks over as Morgan finally gets it*
Cal: Same here!
*Nicholas grins*
Nicholas: I'm not sure where Quetz is, but we've got some of his frozen pizzas.
*Cal and Morri nod*
Cal: Make 3 for us, we're both starved and I think the children will like it.
*Dria finishes her orange and Morgan pushes the empty pasta bowl away as Nicholas nods and sets to making the pizzas*
Dria: Whatsa pizza?
Morri: It's delicious, you'll see soon enough Dria.
Morgan: Whats it like?
Cal: It's... hard to explain... you'll have to see for yourself...

*Maria yawns as exiting her tank dressed in hoody etc*

Hey... *just see morri*
Hey morri, glad to see your back *smiles*
*eyes twinkle gold slightly as happy*

*Morri grins and hugs Maria*
Morri: Come into the kitchen, I've got some people for you to meet.
*Cal looks up and smiles widely as his wings rustle excitedly as he sees Maria*
Cal: Good morning Maria!
*Morgan and Dria look over in interest at the new face*

*maria*
People.... People.... *finaly clicka*

*sees the kids In door*
Twins!

Or where you two more busy than we thought. *laughs*
Hello! *smiles*

*Morri grins*
Morri: Maria, this is Dria, and Morgan. And yes, they're twins!.
*Cal is grinning and Perenelle is smiling as the twins walk over to Maria slightly more hesitantly now having 'met' Wade. Nicholas is too busy making Pizza to notice anything*
Morgan: Maria?
Dria: Aunty Maria?

*maria*

Yep, *smiles*
Aunty Maria I is. I heal people like your dad.
*genuinely happy*


*quickly flashes a message to Marla and marinalia to wake up*

*smiles to morri and cal*
I thought one was hard work!

*Morri nods and makes a pained face then smiles as the 6-year-olds tackle Maria in a hug*
Dria: Aunty Maria, do you really have a GOLD aura?
Morgan: Daddy said that that's really special!
*Both twins smiling*

*maria*

Yep. *holds hand with a gold glow and fresh pancake smell*

See. *smiles* gold, *eyes sparkle with gold like starlight*
And the eyes too.

*marinalia walks out in a nice but every day dress*
I was..... *laughs* need some help mum?

Wait... These two your twins? Morri?

*Morgan and Dria watch in awe*
Morgan: Ohhh...
Dria: Daddy said Gramma Perry could tell us what our auras look like
*Perenelle nods*
Perenelle: I will, just greet everyone first!

*Cal nods as Maria enters still smiling*
Cal: Our twins!
Morri: Dria, Morgan, this is Maria's daughter Marilania!
*Morgan and Dria get off Maria and preform yet another laughing tackle-hug*

*marilania smiles*

Hello then, yep... *returns the hug*
So we have a lovely princess and a hand some prince here.
*smiling*

I can see why your happy morri!

Marla, meet these lovely two.

*Marla dressed quickly in hoody and jeans*
Wait.. Morri you had twins!

They look so much like both of you *

*Dria frowns*
Dria: M'not a princess, M'a Elder!
Morgan: Yeah!

Dria: Aunt Marla!
*Dria and Morgan tackle Marla as Morri laughs again*
Morri: Yup! Twins!
Cal:Thank you Marla! We're very proud!
*Morri is too busy laughing to say anything as Nicholas pulls out the pizzas and sets them to cool*

*Leo is softly crying to herself in a bundle as O'dimm breaks her mind like a coconut*

*Larry is asleep in his room extremely worried for Leo but know no way to fix her*

*Blake walks back into the bar and grabs his mop and cleans the floor*

*Blake is unconsciously scratching at his busted nose*