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Granted, however, only your skin and musculature is invisible. You're reviled as freak and forced from your home. UV radiation breaks down the cellular structures of your internal organs riddling you with painful tumours.

I wish I had a tap that dispenses limitless Honey JD.

Granted and you die from the bee stings since you tapped a hive.

I Wish this thread was not so entertaining

Granted. The thread gets to be so dull that it quickly falls off the bottom of the page. 10 months later somebody finds the thread and resurrects it much to the annoyance of all.

I wish people would pay attention to the thread and not corrupt a wish that had already been corrupted, thus skipping a wish to corrupt.

Granted. Everyone corrupts precisely the wish they mean to. And you get a fish slap every time it happens.

I wish this thread would last forever.

Granted, but it turns into an anti wargaming form.
I wish I had the perfect job

Granted, you now wait on me 23 hours and 59 minutes a day with a 1 minute break to pee.

I wish Snurl would not dole out fish slaps.

Granted. He now visits and administers them in person.

I wish for epic poker night.

Granted. It's a disaster. Epic scale playing cards are too tiny to read.

I wish I had not spent my weekend throwing up.

Granted. Instead, you starve yourself.

I wish Far Cry 3 had a storyline that made sense.

Granted. It makes sense to opossums, skunks, and raccoons. Humans just don't dig it.

I wish the skunk family would move to another neighborhood.
(they're back again)

Granted, the skunks leave but the Klopeks have now moved in.

I wish to eat scrapple for dinner.

Granted. Except your wish was misread and you get scrabble for dinner. Those little wooden game pieces leave splinters in your gums.

I wish my truck got better gas mileage.

Granted, it now gets 0.002 more miles to the gallon.

I wish I didn't have to convert some of my Ebob figures for my Rebellion game.

Granted. Your paintjob fails and they look horrible.

I wish I hadn't spilled Hydrochloride Acid on my hand in Chemistry class, it stings :(

Granted. You spilled Hydrochloric Acid in your lap, without an apron on or any sort of protection.

I wish I could come up with a decent army list.

Granted, but it's a Taudar list full of riptides and Farseers using malefic powers that no-one wants to play against.

I wish the Bolt Action rules were as complex as Warmachine rules.

Granted, you receive Craphammer 40k 15th edition

I wish I didn't spend so much on my hobby.

Granted. You stole all of it, now you are in jail, making license plates, at no cost to you.

I wish for competent coworkers.

Granted. Your coworkers are brilliant at their jobs. Now you're the dirtbag. And the boss has his eye on you...

I wish I was done being sick.

Granted, you perish from your illness, thus being done.

I wish I had some mead.

Granted, but it's full of bees. They taste disgusting.

I wish I had a fish sandwich.

granted, however the fish is raw and you get mercury poisoning

I wish that I got a brand new top of the line gaming computer, and could still use my current setup for everything else.

Granted, however, your porn addiction causes all systems to crash and the milk in your refrigerator to turn sour.

I wish I had someone to help me paint my miniatures. There is just so darn many of them!

Granted. Your mom paints them in happy shades of blue and pink.

I wish Wargame conventions happened much more often.

Edit: Ugh. Too slow...

Granted but they are attended only by 13 year olds and they all smell like llamas.

I wish it was Spring already!

Granted. The sun burns your retina. You're blind.

I wish Sweden wasn't this cold.

Granted, it's colder.

I wish I had moar shovels.

Granted, you have 1'000, 28mm scale shovels.

I wish that booze had zero calories.

Granted, you now drink water.

I wish I could sell all of my LOTR stuff to Matthew.