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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Denny nods and starts arm wrestling*
*Doing very badly*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo is taken by suprise and almost loses*

Leo: Well wasn't expecting that.

*Starts easily winning the arm wrestle*

*Leo smirks as Denny's hand gets closer and closer to the table*

Leo: Where is this "TANK" I was told so much about?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I begin tossing a baseball up into the air and catching it as I stare at the ceiling*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks in surprise at the almost loss and tries even harder*
*Stabilizes hand, which is still very close to the table*
D: Fuf.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Boran shakes his head at the dead lictor and looks up at Andrea*

Have a good night, Miss.

*goes over and locks the windows before closing the curtains over it*

An alarm will have to be raised, and the gue'la need to be alerted. No lictor comes without backup.




*Kara bristles slightly before she blushes and smiles*

K: Don't hold back, this servant has been very bad.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: Sorry. But you.

*Forces Denny's hand to the table*

Leo: Lose.

*Blake looks at the splintered wood*

Blake: Boss why don't we just get metal benches and tables?

Bartender: Quiet*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Perron tries to put Jake at ease] [Lowers voice] ... I can sense pain, and sometimes, other substances. Drink, drugs, poisons... Usually I can ignore it, but shaking hands sort of brought it to my attention. I apologise.
I'll be blunt; I don't know your past, Jake of New York, but I do know you need to look after yourself better if you wish to have much of a future. [Smiles kindly]
People here will worry. But it's your business to tell them, not mine.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*Perron would be sending some HUGE sadness and a lot of alcohol coming from commissar while he downed several more beers*

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I continue to toss the ball and stare at the ceiling fan*
What has my life become?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*commissar looked over at nova*

Thinkin' outloud isn't going to get you any attention...

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I glance at Hunter*
And being a drunken wretch won't get you your girlfriend back.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

How the feth do you know about that!?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Benny has fallen asleep on Sam's sofa under a spare blanket] [Sam is tidying the table from the evening, and then knocks out the lamps and goes to bed]

[Kimmy sits on the sofa looking a bit lost]

[Yarrick falls asleep in bed reading a PDF curriculum leaflet]

[Perron slides off stool and stands] ... [Heads over to the Commissar] Would it help if I say you can take me out back and hit me in the face a few times? [Looks sincere] I wouldn't tell anyone.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/12 01:57:40



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Sends Yarrick a text*
"Going to the Baneblade now. Was helping Kimmy w/t hw. XOXO"
*Starts doing just that*

~

*Denny stares at her arm for a few seconds, then at Leo, then back at arm*
*Drinks the rest of the bottle of vodka*
D: Never get me drunk again...

~

*Maiev grins and slaps Kara's backside*
M: You better be ready for it.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/12 01:58:17


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I grin slyly*
Wouldn't you like to know? I must admit, a non-functioning liver makes for a GREAT conversation starter.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Do you want to die today..? I can make that happen.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo smiles at Denny*

Leo: I didn't get you drunk. I just beat you in an arm wrestle.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Jake: It's.. it's okay. You have some extraordinary abilities..

*He looks at his hand, then back at Perron.*

Jake: I already told Amelia about it... she will make it better with Cal's help. Nice to meet you Perron.

*He orders a beer, and lights a cigarette. He rubs at his neck subconsciously.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I just laugh*
I could kill you before you got off that chair. Save yourself the effort, you'll just die tired.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*commissar stood*

I'm not drunk yet y'know.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

D: Fair go missy...
*Slips off chair again and lies there with a glass that is still upright*
D: This is my new home.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Perron looks at Hunter] No, but I can tell you do. Just thought I could help take the edge off. Even if it's brief.

...I'm here to help people, even people who hate me. [Steps back a pace]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Give it a few minutes.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Verdai steps into the bar*
A moment before I retire to orbit, I suppose. Hello, Perron, Denny, Nick.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Jake snaps out of his thoughts with Denny's fall.*

Jake: Denny! You alright?

*Does his best to help her up.*

Jake: You alright Denny?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*commissar put a hand on Perrons shoulder and moved him out of the way, heading straight towards Nova*

I remember our last fight. It ended with you eating grass.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Perron exhales slightly and then sees Drunky Denny on the floor] [Facepalms] I looked away for five seconds!
[Assists Jake with the dead weight]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I give Hunter a lazy smile*
I also remember you eating my boot. Although I think that's not ALL you wanted to eat...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Denny waves off Jake Perron, and tries drinking the vodka while lying down*
*Goes about as well as what one would expect*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/12 02:09:03


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz had nodded at Jake and sent Cal a text*


*Milo the Torc Jelan nearly runs into Kara and Maiev coming out of a doorway*
Milo: Oh! There you are! M'lady Mianadriah requests Maiev's presence


*Cal walks into the bar looking slightly nervous*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/12 02:09:22


 
   
 
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