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*Jake nods at Denny, then follows after Cal.*

Jake: O-okay Cal, can you look at this?

*Jake briefly looks at Amelia, then starts to unbuttons his shirt and shows Cal the grisly wound Mordred gave him.*

What are you talking about, lizard lady? I ain't a healer. I'm Wade. I break the fourth wall and shoot things, and are generally hilarious. Work with me here, Alex.
*Smiles under mask*

*Cal makes a face and stands up then looks over the wound*
Cal: How did you get this?


*The twins are still looking distrusting at Wadai*

*does the classic super hero pose (fists on hips thingy*

I am Drone Man. And this is my companion, Deadpool.

*looks over at Denny*

Hello there. I have some nanites that can fix that for you. Just hold out a hand.

*closes eyes and a drone slowly hovers over to Denny and extends a syringe*



*Santiago nods in greeting*

Santi: Hello you two. (It's delicious. Here, I'll let you try it out for yourself.)

*A118 starts putting peanut butter on the toast*



*Kara gasps*

K: They... didn't deserve this. Now they owe us blood.

*hands tighten on her broadsword*

K: But first, you must be kept safe. I know my duty.

*Shakes head*
Told youse before, I want the pain. So stahp pestering.

~

*Joalia tilts her head and growls*
Joal: My name is not Alex. The real you would call me by the name he did. And I am not lizard lady. The real you respects me. If you are impersonating him, then you should have read up on him more. Your mannerisms are completely off. Hrmph.
*Turns and goes back to hugging Santiago*
Joal: (Thank you.)

~

Amy: ...It'll be okay Jake.

*Shrugs comically*
Who knew drones could be so useful?
*Laughs*
Goddamn it, Alex.
Sorry, Joalia. I may or may not have had a minor stroke. You know I respect you.

*Milo sighs and looks sad then growls*
Milo: Alright, now we need to get out of here. Back down and out Kukulkan's portrait!
*Starts leading the way down the stairs*

*Joalia turns around sharply*
Joal: If you are him, then you won't mind if I do this.
*Stabs Wadai's foot with tail*

*Blake looks at Denny*

Blake: So you like pain? Then you should obtain pain in a way that doesn't make you a total bitch to everyone. That's my job.

*Succeeds in containing a shout of pain*
Eh, you know it's nothing. Not like I can actually get injured from it, right?

*Jake nods to Amelia.*

Jake to Cal: It's... Mordred's bite.. When I woke up, after my... death.. I had this wound, it's only scabbed over.. never fully healed. It doesn't hurt though. What do you think?

*Looks over at Blake and shrugs*
If you say so Blake.
*Covers head with pillow and ice-pack*
*Contains groaning*

*sighs and the drone backs off slightly*

It is faster this way. And makes sure the wound heals properly. But I'll leave you alone, consent is rather important here.

*tries to hide his smile at Joalia stabbing Verdai*

*under his breath* Clever girl... Feth, I used that reference twice now.


*Santiago hands the plate of toast to Joalia and kisses her cheek*

Santi: (Enjoy. It's very good.)



*Kara nods and follows the group while taking up rear guard again*

K: How many are inside? Do we know?

*Blake looks out the door of the lounge and sees Joal's tail in "Wade's" foot*

*He walks towards the group with a hand on his pistol*

*Looks over at Blake and shrugs*
If you say so Blake.
*Covers head with pillow and ice-pack*
*Contains groaning*
*Nods at Verde*
Cheers doc.

~

*Joalia withdraws her tail and nods*
Joal: Hmm.
*Tastes the blood off the tail and recoils*
Joal: Definitely not him.
*Hears the real Wade and smiles*
*Stays silent and returns the kiss to Santiago*
*Starts eating and smiles*
Joal: (These are really good!)

*Maria watches*

Urgh... Someone's gonna end up in the med bay..

Someone always ends up in the med bay.

*marilania zips up jacket*
Getting cooler.... *watches* your up mum, well maybe in a few minutes.

*Maria * eh.. Might as well drink this cofffee now!
*finishes off coffee and sits on sofa with marinalia*

*A guard shakes his head*
Guard: We do not, it's at least 80, if not more
*Milo leads the party out into the main hall then stops as he sees the much larger Staglord Hoffman standing infront of a large force of Dryads and Goatmen*
Hoffman: Ah, there you are!
*He grins sinisterly*
Hoffman: Now hand over Lady Mia.
*Milo growls*
Milo: Never!


*Cal frowns*
Cal: It's never hurt? And you've not noticed any signs of illness?


*The twins walk into the kitchen still with Morgan glaring at Wadai. Quetz smiles down at them*
Quetz: Good morning, are you two hungry?
*The pair smile and nods then Quetz starts making them some breakfast as they climb on to chairs next to each other and start talking about Amy's survival lessons happily*

*commissar came into the lounge with two beers and sat down with another guardsman, flicking on a separate TV and watching the Guardsman shooting trials on Cadia*

Come on Davidson! I didn't save you from a cultist for you to miss your damn shot!

*Not reacting to the hole in foot on the outside, but screaming in pain on the inside*
Wonderful. Now, what should we all do? Bingo night? Laser tag? Mass blood sacrifice to that one guy in my author's forum signature?

There's no need for the med-bay. There's a reason why I carry these drones. Besides, Deadpool here is completely fine. Aren't you, Deadpool?

*speaker drone starts playing Hello My Baby and he tries to hide a smile*


*Santiago smiles and looks down at Joalia*

Santi: (I'm glad you like them. And... have you tasted his blood before?)



*Kara growls and steps forwards and points her sword at Hoffman*

K: You traitor. I'll see you dead for your crimes.

*Joalia nods and smiles*
Joal: (I tasted his blood a while ago. He was and still is very nice to me. This person is not him. And these are amazing!)
*Continues eating toast happily, while snuggling Santiago with one hand*

Jake: No, never really hurts, ti be honest i forget it's there. Will say this, it bleeds... not my blood some black liquid. But besides that no really anything else.

*He sighs with a little frustration.*

Jake: I.. I just know it's bad..

*maria walks over*

If you where deadpool that would probably be healed.. Or at least stopped bleeding.

Your leaving red boot prints. Or starting to.

*waves to quetz and watches the blood on the floor*
*marinalia reading on sofa ignoring the kitchen*

*Hoffman laughs cruelly*
Hoffman: You'll be the one hanging! While I rule Stormdale!
*Milo growls and runs forwards then starts dueling the larger Staglord as the soldiers and Nature spirits start fighting. Mia stands back looking fearful*

*Cal nods seriously*
Cal: Here, let's try this...
*Rubs his hands together then tries healing it with a blast of Aura*

*Blake squints at Joal and moves his hand away from his pistol*

Blake: Whats going on here lovely people. *Looks at Santiago* Oh you are here to!

Oh, you know I'm fine, Drone Man. I'm bloody Deadpool after all.
*Slips some nanites and injects them behind back*

*Stands up and moves behind Blake*
I'm here to make sure you don't get shot, and I want a drink.
*Goes to the fridge and gets some beer*

~

*Joalia tilts her head at Blake*
Joal: I do not believe we have met. I am Joalia! Pleased to meet you!
*Holds out hand and smiles*

~

*Amelia looks worriedly at Jake, and holds his hand for comfort*

*grins from underneath his beard*

Like I said, he's completely fine.


*Santiago smiles again*

Santi: (That's nice to hear. Otherwise I'd have to have a word with him in private. I'm joking of course, you know I don't like to needlessly hit people.)

*Santiago looks up at Blake*

Santi: Hello Blake. How are you?



*Kara stands in front of Mia and attacks any dryad that comes too close with a mixture of blade and magic*

K: I thought you brought an army Hoffman! I only see grunts that you throw away.

*Bows and laughs*
Now, is there anything to kill around here? Don't suppose our authors could forget where Kara is, so we could join in on the fun.

*Blake frowns and shakes Joal's hand*

Blake: That better not be human blood on your tail or we might have a problem.

*Smiles*