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Forget Black Friday, Nutella is where it's at

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42826028

A discount on Nutella has led to violent scenes in a chain of French supermarkets, as shoppers jostled to grab a bargain on the sweet spread.

Intermarché supermarkets offered a 70% discount on Nutella, bringing the price down from €4.50 (£3.90) to €1.40.

But police were called when people began fighting and pushing one another.

"They are like animals. A woman had her hair pulled, an elderly lady took a box on her head, another had a bloody hand," one customer told French media.

A member of staff at one Intermarché shop in central France told the regional newspaper Le Progrès: "We were trying to get in between the customers but they were pushing us."

All of its stock was snapped up within 15 minutes and one customer was given a black eye, the report adds.

Similar scenes have been reported across France, with some being described as "riots".

The hunt for discounted jars continued on Friday, with shoppers in a supermarket near Toulouse being handed just one each:

Some 365 million kilos of Nutella, a hazelnut chocolate spread, is consumed every year in 160 countries around the world.

It was created by the Ferrero family in the 1940s in the Piedmont region of Italy, which is famed for its hazelnuts.

The firm said it regretted Thursday's violence, but noted that the discount had been unilaterally decided by Intermarché.

 
   
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Is European Nutella better than North American Nutella? This is some kind of drug addict level redonkulouslness.

   
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Chicago

And they make fun of us for black friday

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Probably work

I've eaten Nutella before and liked it enough, but I don't think I've ever gone out of my way to purchase it, let alone riot over it.

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Maybe they'll form an enormous mob and storm an empty prison to free all 7 of its inmates.

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Beijing

There was brawl over a tin of baked beans in the town across from my parents many years ago. During a very snowy patch the shops ran out of supplies and a fight started over the last run of beans at the local Kwik Save which involved people from a couple of families. It rolled out into the street and the police were called, for the sake of a tin of beans.

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Nutella's OK, but not worth rioting over. Marmite, on the other hand ...
   
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Fighting over 3 euros of savings... Is France that poor of a country?
Those idiots are destroying our European hobby of laughing at Americans. Now we will seem hypocritical!

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Italy

Even if it's italian I consider it disgusting. Too much fat, sugar and it doesn't even taste of chocolate but only of hazelnut.

It's extremely popular in Italy, where litterally everyone loves it, but I don't think a 70% discount would unleash riots and violence here. Whenever there are huge discounts on popular products nothing like the american black friday madness happens here.

A reaction like that in France is quite shocking, maybe those riots took places in poor and rough areas?

 
   
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between this and the McDonalds sauce fiasco one really does wonder what exactly is going on in the world.


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 reds8n wrote:




between this and the McDonalds sauce fiasco one really does wonder what exactly is going on in the world.


Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons!
Qu'un Nutella à prix réduit
Économise nos pognons!

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Somewhere in south-central England.

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, that a hunger crazed food addict will not do to get a fix.

If the Marmite ever ran out in the UK or the Speculoos spread in the Netherlands, or Leche Dolche in Spain, you would see similar scenes of carnage.

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Your forgetting the tense few weeks after the Branston pickle factory burnt down...

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Somewhere in south-central England.

Feth!

And Colman's Mustard is closing its factory too...!!

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France

People behaving like beasts should be treated like beasts, then, and not like human beings. Disgusting.

   
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Colne, England

 godardc wrote:
People behaving like beasts should be treated like beasts, then, and not like human beings. Disgusting.


I hadn't realised beasts had price reductions on goods in super markets, unless we're talking beasts in Australia, then who knows what they're up to.

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 Kilkrazy wrote:
Feth!

And Colman's Mustard is closing its factory too...!!


feth Brexit, we have bigger worries!

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Somebody smarter than me needs to mashup video of the "riot" with this masterful piece of music


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