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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 18:10:58
Subject: Religion
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Phanobi
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Congrats Halonachos, you made the Iggy list!!
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and despair.
Chris Gohlinghorst wrote:Holy Space Marine on a Stick.
This conversation has even begun to boggle my internet-hardened mind.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 18:23:11
Subject: Religion
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Even though the literal translation of mesopotamia is "land between two rivers" it can be extended to include the surrounding areas. Also, Israel is directly above the Saudi Peninsula which is also part of the middle east.
I never thought that turkey was part of the middle east, I always thought is was part of the mediterranean like greece.
EDIT: Woot, made someone mad enough to ignore me. Now I can insult him all I want.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 18:37:03
Subject: Re:Religion
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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When will you uneducated rubes accept that Israel is part of Africa?
It's been proven through modern tectonic theory, and still you hold on to your outdated theories on continental boundaries.
I bet you still think Pluto is a planet, huh?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 18:51:17
Subject: Religion
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Pluto is not only a planet, but a way to reach enlightenment.
Once one accepts Pluto as a planet, they are instantly bathed in a glorious light and gain knowledge of everything for a millisecond. That millisecond is the most orgasmic event ever to happen to a person.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 19:46:43
Subject: Religion
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 19:49:26
Subject: Religion
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Pluto the dog is a priest for the planet Pluto. That's why they have the same name, duh!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 19:54:30
Subject: Religion
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 19:56:30
Subject: Religion
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I call shotgun!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 20:41:10
Subject: Religion
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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I think the modern term middle east is used as a sort of loose catch all for "the Arab states (except north Africa west of Egypt) but including Israel, Turkey, and Iran."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 22:34:44
Subject: Religion
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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Greebynog wrote:The stereotype is that Americans don't understand what irony is and frequently use the word incorrectly.
The funny thing about this is, I've been hearing about this stereotype more and more, and the more I do, the more I get the feeling that maybe it's actually some British people who are using the word incorrectly, and attributing things to "irony" that aren't really ironic at all. Maybe the reason some Americans have trouble understanding British "irony" is because it's not actually ironic?
That'd be kind of ironic.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 22:38:03
Subject: Religion
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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Also, Israel might be on the African plate, but it hasn't been on any map of Africa that I've ever seen, and I've seen my fair share of African maps in my time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/15 23:54:37
Subject: Religion
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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Hordini, I was trying to say the Bible is inadequate as a moral text, and that society is prefectly capable of creating a series of ethical values without the aid of religion, as religion only makes things worse. In a nutshell.
Also - Israel IS in the Middle East, NOT in Africa, but you're missing the point. Frazzled said Israel wasn't in Africa in response to me saying it was a tribal conflict, ignoring that 'tribal' doesn't mean 'African'
Also - If anyone thinks Sinead O'Connor's song 'Ironic' contains more than one example of irony...they're wrong, and don't know what irony is. Which, while humorous, is not ironic. Unless they're doing the ironing.
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Mind War, ftw! - Call that a Refused Flank?
mindwar_ftw@hotmail.com
Walking that Banning tightrope, one step at a time...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 00:05:55
Subject: Re:Religion
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Fixture of Dakka
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Dictionary.com wrote:iâ‹…roâ‹…ny
1   /ˈaɪrəni, ˈaɪər-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-] Show IPA
–noun, plural -nies.
1. A bit like iron
Synonyms:
1, 2. iron, steel, any silvery metal
Back to religion...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 00:47:27
Subject: Religion
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Elessar wrote:
Also - If anyone thinks Sinead O'Connor's song 'Ironic' contains more than one example of irony...they're wrong, and don't know what irony is. Which, while humorous, is not ironic. Unless they're doing the ironing.
Woah! Leave Sinead out of this. The offending song you're refering to was by Alanis Morissette, not the wonderful Miss O'Connor. Her version of Nothing Compares 2 U has to be one of the best covers of all time.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 01:18:14
Subject: Religion
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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I know. It was a shameless attempt to draw attention to the jokes in my sig. Sorry Sinead, and Alanis, I hope you're sorry for insulting the world with such a stupid song! Sorry, fellow Dakka-goers, for the deception.
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Mind War, ftw! - Call that a Refused Flank?
mindwar_ftw@hotmail.com
Walking that Banning tightrope, one step at a time...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 03:19:21
Subject: Religion
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Grumpy Longbeard
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And the thread comes full circle.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 04:09:39
Subject: Religion
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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Elessar wrote:Hordini, I was trying to say the Bible is inadequate as a moral text, and that society is prefectly capable of creating a series of ethical values without the aid of religion, as religion only makes things worse. In a nutshell.
Which would be an interesting point if religion did not happen to be an excellent example of social construction.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 05:04:41
Subject: Religion
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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It would also be more interesting if you (Elessar) didn't just quote tired examples like the old laws in Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 05:37:33
Subject: Religion
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Grumpy Longbeard
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It's quite hard to find new examples in a 2,000 year old book!
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 06:35:12
Subject: Religion
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Greebynog wrote:It's quite hard to find new examples in a 2,000 year old book!
You do know they didn't write it and publish it the second after Jesus died right? It's not quite 2000 years old.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 06:37:17
Subject: Religion
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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On the other hand, the delay between the bible being written and the things written in the bible occurring only reduces it's credibility.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 07:49:31
Subject: Religion
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Ahtman wrote:Greebynog wrote:It's quite hard to find new examples in a 2,000 year old book!
You do know they didn't write it and publish it the second after Jesus died right? It's not quite 2000 years old.
As soon as I hit submit I knew that was coming...
I felt that stating something to the effect of what you posted there may have somewhat spoilt the pithy asthetics of my post.
Can we rename this thread 'Pedantry'? We've just had a three page argument about what counts as the middle east for christ's sake!
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 08:08:14
Subject: Religion
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Greebynog wrote:Ahtman wrote:Greebynog wrote:It's quite hard to find new examples in a 2,000 year old book!
You do know they didn't write it and publish it the second after Jesus died right? It's not quite 2000 years old.
As soon as I hit submit I knew that was coming...
I felt that stating something to the effect of what you posted there may have somewhat spoilt the pithy asthetics of my post.
Can we rename this thread 'Pedantry'? We've just had a three page argument about what counts as the middle east for christ's sake!
All I did was ask if you knew that. You'd be surprised. Once saw a minister who believed that Jesus carried around the KJV of the bible.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 08:55:11
Subject: Religion
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Wow, that's truely stunning. I wasn't trying to have a dig at you by the way, hope that wasn't how it came across.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 11:20:23
Subject: Religion
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[DCM]
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Ahtman wrote:Greebynog wrote:It's quite hard to find new examples in a 2,000 year old book!
You do know they didn't write it and publish it the second after Jesus died right? It's not quite 2000 years old.
Well that's just lazy really isn't it.
Much of it is of course much older, all the bits kind of prior to Jesus. All the wacky bits with talking animals and bushes.
... or I am I thinking of Madagascar 2 ?
That is in Africa yes ?
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 12:09:15
Subject: Re:Religion
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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And on the Eighth Day God created the Platypus, and said "dude what the  is that?"
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/16 14:07:40
Subject: Religion
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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There's plenty that's newer than what's in the Old Testament.
You know, that's why they call it the New Testament. Because it's newer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/17 02:43:35
Subject: Religion
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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Hordini wrote:It would also be more interesting if you (Elessar) didn't just quote tired examples like the old laws in Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
While I accept your point, Jesus did say that he wasn't here to rewrite the Old Testament, just clarify a little, and add some new stuff. In the intersts of not appearing to be a one-trick pony (or any quadraped in fact) I'm not going to quote any passage here.
However, Orkeosaurus raises an excellent point.
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Mind War, ftw! - Call that a Refused Flank?
mindwar_ftw@hotmail.com
Walking that Banning tightrope, one step at a time...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/17 11:35:46
Subject: Religion
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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In my experience, the compilation of books that you are mostly talking about is just what THEY want you to believe(THEY being the people who want to have power over you). Someone has chosen which ancient writings to include, and not include. Someone has chosen how to interpret and translate them into our language.I believe that a man, who'm we have been taught to know as Jesus, along with many others throughout time, did go about teaching people about a ONENESS, and that we were created by the ONENESS, are part of the ONENESS, and that ONENESS is part of us. There is no seperation, It's called "entanglement" in modern day quantum physics. NO SEPERATION! Whatever I do to my brother, I do to myself etc. So Jesus may have come to SET US FREE, but a bloody religion was created after his death, to make sure we didn't really get the point. We are the same as He! We are the Trinity, Father Son and Spirit= Purpose, Matter and Energy. The church don't want you to know the Empowerment of this TRUTH, that is why people were burned at the stake for seeing thing different to how THEY taught it. THEY teach obedience, I believe He taught FREEDOM and LOVE and EMPOWERMENT. He was a revolutionary. Then the ba*@$%ds twisted everything to keep us in the dark. WE ARE THE LIGHT! everything is light, for light is electromagnetic disturbances, which is what matter is, EM disturbances in SPACE TIME.
BE FREE, BE LIGHT, BE ONE WITH INFINITY, it is your BIRTH-RIGHT!!!!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/17 12:18:25
Subject: Religion
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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It's ridiculous when Zionists tries to demonise Islam while praising Judaism's "holiness".
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I play:
People's liberation cadre
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