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2015/08/18 01:36:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Steps into the room and collapses*
*Incoherent screaming as I take control of every facet of the Guardsman's body, erasing his personality and replacing it with my own*
I feel...
I feel...
I feel...
I feel...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/18 01:44:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I always was a bit curious as to what was all the rage with humanity's technology. We're doing fine on Pech in our villages and tree buildings. And we don't have to worry about a personality crisis of if we can't express emotions right.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/18 01:45:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..!
[Slides down off tank roof, and aims pistol] ..Heresy? [Confused expression]
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2015/08/18 01:48:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*steps away from raised pistol*
I'm going to leave this between you two.
*grabs another plate of meat on the way out*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/18 01:48:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Edit: Double Posts are heresy! Thanks internet!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/08/18 02:10:54
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/18 02:05:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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"Just as well to let it go, buttery Terran. The Kroot has a point."
*Turns to Captain Janeway*
"Why are you holding that half-Terran girl like that?"
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2015/08/18 02:10:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Personality transfer? I didn't even know that was possible into an organic body. The feedback should damage the nervous system beyond repair!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/18 02:22:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Pupils blow out*
This is what I was missing...?
I feel...
N-Not exactly, this fellow has a augmetic in his brain. I'm really controlling that, and though the augmetic, h-his entire body.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/18 02:26:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, it's just h-him again... [Puts down pistol and flicks the back of Verviedi's ears, hard]
[Watches the guardsman] [Leans back against tank and considers] How vengeful am I f-feeling today?
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2015/08/18 02:28:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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[From other room] So, what is it exactly that you're feeling?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/18 02:46:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I feel emotions! I can't exactly name them, because I do not have a definition, but I can feel!
*Looks at BC*
Hmmm.... You don't seem like the type to inflict pain...
OOC:
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/08/18 02:48:08
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/18 02:53:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Concludes] ...About this much.
[Picks up confused-Verviedi by collar and back of jacket] [Throws him into the Butter Tank and pulls the hatch shut from the outside] [Bangs on side] Be nice, he's new... None of the really weird stuff...
[Jams a spade-handle through the hatch mechanism and walks away] [Lays down on sofa with hat catalogue and a mug of cocoa] Hm, brocade.
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2015/08/18 03:04:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looks around empty candle-lit room*
Wow, lots of cushions.
*Attempts to find place to sit*
*Suceeds on sitting down on a comfy chair*
Wait. What are these tassels?
*Feels and realizes*
Those aren't tassels. That's rope...
...why is there rope...?
*Footsteps*
Oh, hello! Are you here to he-
MMMPHPHHHHH!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/18 03:07:06
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/18 03:49:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yawns] [Finishes catalogue]
[Notices Daemonette lounging on end of sofa] Wait, if you're out h-here, who's in the tank? ...Your friends? [Daemonette nods]
Bad!! Bad! [Waves finger] I said no m-more incursions!
[Runs back to tank and hauls door open] I'm so sorry, I d-didn't-
[Slams door again] N-nope.
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2015/08/18 03:57:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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"Maybe I can break that ruckus up with a psionic storm...then again, those Daemonettes might just find that kinky or something..."
*Turns to BC*
"You really oughta rescue that guy before he ends up like you, a Daemonette's sex toy!"
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2015/08/18 04:12:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Walks up wearing what appears to be a very battered WWI British army uniform*
Mind if I have a try? I have a cunning plan.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/18 04:15:22
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/18 04:14:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Mumbles] it was just supposed to be a prank, I didn't know she had any f-friends over...
H-hey! I am a commissar, not a sex toy! [Is poked in the ribs by Daemonette] ...You're n-not helping.
[Sighs] [Picks up broom and walks back into tank] Out! Out! Out! [Crashing noises]
[Muffled] ...They got the broom. They've got the broom.
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2015/08/18 04:17:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*charges through door screaming*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/18 04:18:22
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/18 04:32:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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And what is this plan?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/18 04:37:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*several thumps occur from within the tank, and then a nothing*
*other than whatever is happening to Vervi*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/18 06:02:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits and hides in wardrobe] Wait... [Looks up] My spare uniform is m-missing? I would not like to be a guardsman right now... But that does give m-me an idea.
Urk. [Is found] Now ladies, I'm spoken f-for... But I do know of a camp not far from here full of very impressionable young adults, and quite a few a-angry older men...
[Rogue Daemonettes immediately hijack a Tauros jeep and head off to the Commissariat camp, one fully dressed as a commissar] [Perplexed] I feel like I ought to feel b-bad about doing that that. [Ponders] ...
[Gently removes Verviedi from restraints and sets him outside in an armchair] [Deposits Co'tor on the sofa nearby] I uh... I'll get that armor c-cleaned for you.
[Looks around] [Goes to bed]
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2015/08/18 06:08:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Don't feel too bad about that. I have vague memories of killing things there, but it dont think I've been there personally. Weird.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/18 06:09:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*comes out wearing fuzzy bathrobe and slippers*
So, apparently, my warp signature is so abnormally small, even for a tau, they can't actually get pleasure from me. I'm sure there's joke in there somewhere
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/18 09:18:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hair is ruined beyond all recognition*
...I'm feeling incredibly conflicted...
...And I also think I'm missing my hat.
*Passes out*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/18 09:26:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*defibrillates verviedi*
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2015/08/18 10:00:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Spasm due to the electricity temporarily disrupting my control*
I-I suppose that she would make better use of my hat than me.
Oh... and my belts...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/18 11:10:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*phasers TNB*
Janeway to Voyager. Send a medical team down here right away.
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2015/08/18 11:48:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Ack!
*drops to the ground*
Those weapons don't exist! *picks up Railgun*
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2015/08/18 14:41:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shoots TNB through the face with laspistol*
Then how are you dead?
...Now I actually feel bad for doing that...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/18 14:45:33
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/18 14:48:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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THAT'S A LASER PISTOL! THOSE DON'T EXIST! raaaah!
*shoots with railgun*
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