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**snurl**

Granted. You don't get ten feet with it before you're shot.

I wish to wake up.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you wake up in your next life. As a fat girls bike seat.

I wish someone would buy my flames of war stuff.

**sing your life**

Granted, but they only give you £0.50 for it.

I wish Battl£front would go bust.

**snurl**

Granted. But before they do they transfer all their assets to you and blame you for everything.

I wish to work faster.

**sing your life**

Granted, you work so fast the friction causes you to spontaneously burst into flames.

I wish to watch Game of thrones.

**JamesGang**

Granted, it's the pornographic parody.

I wish Ebob Miniatures was reliable again.

**snurl**

Granted. Ebob is reliable again, then quickly closes down.

I wish for a chance to finish my Tiger this weekend.

**JamesGang**

Ugh.......I really quite enjoy his stuff. Please say it isn't true!

Granted, You have a chance to finish the Tiger but the tiger finishes you first..... For dinner.

I wish to play a wargame this weekend. It's fargin' Father's Day after all!

**sing your life**

Granted, it's a Game of 40k against a 12 year old TFG who's army consists entirely of eldar jetbikes.

I wish for a good 1/35 Maus tank kit.

**snurl**

Granted. Its made of chocolate.

I wish for some sleep.

**sing your life**

Garnted. You have terrible nightmares.

I wish to not have nightmares.

**snurl**

Granted. You have paranoid delusions instead.

I wish i had not spent all night painting that bloody tower.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You are not tired.

I wish for breakfast.

**sing your life**

Granted, but it's composed entirely of foods you don't like.

I wish more people would post on the "guess song lyric" thread.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But all they post about is stuff about Cats.

I wish I knew who turned Buttery into a cat.

**snurl**

Granted. You know, but you had to turn into a cat to find out.

I wish the cat would put itself out.

**sing your life**

granted, but it then runs away to Argentina.

I wish to go to Russia.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish I had glue.

**snurl**

Granted. You can pick it up in Argentina.

I wish for some more tanks.

**sing your life**

Granted, you now have a full size Abrams in your back yard. I hear the US government has put out a wanted: dead or alive alert for someone stealing their tanks.

I wish more people would post on the "guess song lyrics" thread.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But all they post is about Argentina.

I wish I could get the feth out of the school.

**sing your life**

Granted, you are permanently expelled.

I wish I knew what to do.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You gak on your mom's computer.

I wish I had notified JG of the tornado.

**TheCloverLord**

You did, and they evacuate only to be killed in a massive pileup.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a fish-slap too.

I wish I had a place to hide a few tanks.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you no longer have any tanks in need of hiding.

I wish for plastic WW1 infantry in 15mm.

**snurl**

Granted. You drop them and can never find half of the little blighters until you occasionally step on one in your bare feet.

I wish for some 28mm scale plastic WWI infantry.

**sing your life**

Granted, but by Battle£ront.

I wish to build more 1/35 scale models.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish I felt no pain whatsoever.

**sing your life**

Granted, you don't feel pain and so don't notice your massive internal blunt trauma and internal bleeding until it's too late.

I wish Civilization V worked on my computer.