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**korbenn**

Granted, in the past there are plenty of good jokes, but now they are all gone.

I wish for something violent.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. A carnifex comes and eats your tanks.

@KaptainBadrukk I get 100000+ points off you for free. JUST AS PLANNED.

I wish there were better F2P games on Steam

**KaptinBadrukk**

@TheCloverLord I will get it to you soon.

Granted. You like all of them.

I wish for an SPC high risk day.

**snurl**

Granted. The Southern Patriotic Commission tattoos a rebel flag on your (insert body part here).

I wish for a blonde moment.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It lasts for 1 second.

I wish someone would reply to this thread: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/656939.page

**korbenn**

Granted, I will reply to it as soon as I start playing the actual games I buy the mini's from. This may take a wile. How long is what'cha call 'dem decades.

I wish C&C RA2; Yuri's revenge would play on my PC.

**sing your life**

Granted, they play, but not very good.

I wish my hair wasn't wet right now.

**korbenn**

Granted, but why are you now so balt?

I wish for more than one hit point.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But you still die with it.

I wish my cat would be the longest living cat in the world.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It lives a second longer than the second-longest living cat, but then gets run over by a bus.

I wish politicians would become honest people.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They're brutally honest about wanting to mess up everything but you still have to choose one.

I wish for a fish.

**snurl**

Granted. Your bathtub is filled with hungry Pirahnas.

I wish for a small fan.

**korbenn**

Granted you get a small adoring fan who follows you around, annoys you endlessly and embarrasses you in front of your friends and family.

I wish the animatronics where less scary in real live.

**sing your life**

Garnted, but only a bit less scary.

I wish I could remember where I put the Civilization V disc.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you can't get to where it is.

I wish I had a new bow for my Double Bass.

**snurl**

Granted, but all your strings are broken.

I wish my cat would go lay down.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. It lays down on your drying miniatures and your army now has an animal mascot.

I wish I could find kustom ork vehicle rules.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You find them, and they totally suck.

I wish people would stop bringing unstoppable deathstars to 40k games.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, the rest of the army is the same power level.

I wish I had better fitting shoes.

**snurl**

Granted. Your red hot horse shoes are hand custom fitted by a blacksmith while you watch.

I wish the glue would dry faster.

**korbenn**

Granted. The glue dries so fast it does'nt make it out of the bottle.

I wish the sexy daemonette miniatures would come back.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They come back, but ugly.

I wish that I could find Batman Contagion.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you can't access it.

I wish I had mechadendrites.

**korbenn**

Granted. However they are controlled by your subconscious either painfully whipping or pinching you and anyone within reach or knocking stuff over.

I wish could finish my AC-130 40k conversion.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you then lose it.

I wish I could find more motivation to paint my Blood Angels.

**snurl**

Granted. You receive an electric shock every few seconds until you get busy. Ignoring the shock will result in increased voltage.

I wish to begin a new project.

**Zaki66**

Granted. You begin 3 new projects, each of which consumes up exactly 33.33% of your current income and savings with no potential returns in the long-run.

I wish tabletop gaming didn't cost so much money.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you now have none yourself.

I wish my gaming group was larger.

**snurl**

Granted. But now they won't fit into your game room.

I wish good terrain did not take so long to make.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish my dad didn't have to Lose 6 teef.