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Everyone loves a bit a Pro Wrasslin’. Yes, even you, dear reader saying to themselves “well I don’t”. Because it’s basically pantomime, ballet and fisticuffs combined into a single glorious and somewhat silly package.

And all the greats have their own entry music. And if you’re really great? You might just get someone equally great in music to do specific entry music for you.

But for the purposes of this thread, we’ll assume we’re around mid-card, and so must rely on existing music to herald our arrival. Also? First Dibs applies. Once a given song is chosen, it’s off limits lest copyright apply. Also? Choose carefully. For we are not Mankind, Dudelove, Mick Foley or Cactus Jack. We only get one bite at this Cherry Of Glory.

For me? This ‘un.




Lovely bit of post punk, with that all important instantly recognisable opening bars. Works for a Face Run, works for a Heel Run. And one can easily imagine the crowd chanting the chorus (in an Oi! inspired way. Not the other way, because the other way is suspect)

One might even say it’s…….Wunderbar!

I'll use John Cena's walkout music and be dressed as a Transformer

'Black Betty' by Ram Jam. The entire song is great, but I'm especially fond of 2:47 to 3:29

Easy peazy

That Tiny Tim song would have been my first choice, followed by some of Meredith Monk’s Turtle Dreams, specifically the bizarre honk-warbling sounds.


Do TV themes count? Recalling how most wrestlers spend their post-career lives, maybe Suicide is Painless would be most appropriate.

I like the idea of having different music for the walk out to the ring compared to after a match, assuming I get music after the match.

For the way to the ring, I'm going to borrow some inspiration from Daniel Bryan, and opt for "Monster", by Imagine Dragons.

For after the match, when things have calmed down? "Human", by Rag & Bone Man.

For me? Teletubbies I think is appropriate.

If I was a pro wrestler, maybe I'd be called "Tactical Nuke" and instead of music, use this when I make my entrance:


Edit: or maybe this sound would play when I perform my signature finishing move, in whatever form that might take.

So I know absolutely nothing about wrestling, and this is probably a very obvious and cliched pick, but Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero to go with my "good guy" wrestling persona.

That’s a great pick.

I always liked Homer Simpson's 'Why Can't We Be Friends'