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**sing your life**

Granted, they mean to kill your entire family.

I wish More people would post on the "guess song lytics" thread!

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They post about me, and only me. (did i corrput that wish?)

I wish for BC to be found in the Avatar Room.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. He is found, and kicks your avatar in his nutz!

I wish I had not lost every game in today's 40k tournament I was in.

**snurl**

Granted. You didn't lose any games, because you never showed up.

I wish I had time to play a game soon.

**korbenn**

Granted. You play a game monopoly with your friends and family. Everybody makes the same boring "Would'nt it be cool if this money where real" jokes. Your Grandfather is being shockingly racist making you uncomfortable. The game is never finished as an agruement bitterly divides your family.

I wish I could order some online miniatures without having a creditcard.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They accept only cash.

I wish for a wish.

**korbenn**

You get your wish. Go fish.

I wish I had the authority, to have people shaved, sterilized and detroyed.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They do not fight back.

I wish for a thunderblog.

**Verviedi**

Granted. It arrives on a thunderwolf.

I wish for infinite landmines.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They all blow up at once.

I wish for a physical keyboard.

**sing your life**

Granted. It breaks.

I wish milk did not make me sick.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Milk doesn't make you sick, it kills you instead.

I wish I really was a Protoss.

**sing your life**

Granted. The Zerg rush and eat you.

I wish my dick was bigger.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I think we have breached the 18+ rating here.

I wish for a good reason as to why we breached the 18+ rating.

**Verviedi**

Because some invisible man in the sky said so, of course!

Oh, right. Good reason.

Ummm.... 'Murica?

I wish for an endoscope.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You digest it.

I wish for maps to be happy.

**2BlackJack1**

Granted, but all maps are incredibly fragile, making them happy, but unusable maps.

I wish the TV show 'That 80's Show' had never happened.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, the Brady Bunch get's bigger.

I wish everyone in my gaming group hadn't gone on holiday simultaneously.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for my cat to be extremley clean.

**Verviedi**

Granted. It murders you because it would prefer to be dirty.

I wish people would comply to the rules of this game and the forum rules.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish more people would post in the Revamped WAR!! thread.

**sing your life**

Garnted, they get all the rules wrong.

I wish to build and paint more tank models.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They are life sized models.

I wish for 98L to be designated as a Tropical Cyclone today

**sing your life**

Granted, it blows up your entire town.

I wish Twilight was actually a good book.

**Verviedi**

Granted. It is immediately rendered so good that it is impossible to stop reading. Millions die as they debydrate while reading, and the books cannot be disposed of, as even viewing the cover causes the reader to become trapped. Billions die in the following months, as only the most remote settlements are safe.

I wish that Rosalina was reclassified as a Medium character in Mario Kart.

**sing your life**

Granted, but then all the world's make Mario Kart ilegal to play, hereby rendering the characters weight change meaningless.

I wish I could think of some good wishes to make.

**jmurph**

Granted. You think of wishes so good that they entirely fill your thoughts, washing out all other thoughts and desires. You never even bother communicating them as you become so drawn into your wish thoughts, and eventually stop functioning entirely until you starve and die.

I wish Unfriended were some other not terrible movie.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for radioactive donuts.

**Happyjew**

Granted. They have such a short half-life they immediately decay into nothingness.

I wish I could stay away from the Forum Games section as it seems people don't follow the rules.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It seems you can't keep yourself away.

I wish Michael Jonas hadn't died.