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Granted. They follow my rules.

The Borg assimilate Voyager because you forgot to make a wish.

I wish I was worthy to lift Mjolnir and possess the power of Thor!

Granted. You become un-worthy 1 second after you lift the hammer above your head for an epic pose.

I wish for a fish slap.

Granted. Ten Thousand High Velocity Spiny Fish are fired from a steam cannon and slap the flesh from your cheeks until you are senseless.

I wish for more easily corruptible wishes.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for borg

Granted, I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish I could finally have my David Bowie Vocaloid!

Granted. it sounds like a squig being fed under the tracks of a Baneblade.

I wish I could make up my mind for which army I want to do.

Granted. You do Necrons.

I wish Sing Your Life would continue taking pages out of my book.

Granted. He does it until you have no book left. Then he takes your soul.

I wish the drama was over.

Granted, the drama ends and everything is bleak, dreary monotony forever.

I wish miniatures didn't have mold lines/flash.

Granted, they now come attached to massive casting blocks and have fvcktons of ejector pin marks in places that are hard to fill.

I wish you could swear on this forum.

Granted. The mods let you bypass the language filter.

I wish for severe thunderstorms to knock out the power

Granted. The storms are so severe that they knock out all power and electrocute and/or incinerate everyone as well. Additionally, fish fall from the heavens and slap your remains as they flail about before also getting struck by lightning.

I wish that a the brains of the Kardashians were stitched together and placed into an cyber organic hybrid armed with experimental military technology. (What could possibly go wrong?)

Granted. Storms knock out the power. All of it. The whole freaking grid. Nobody has electricity. No banks. No Groceries. No heat, no cooling or communications. Soon, rioting breaks out, then people starve. Everyone blames you.

I wish to find that pdf.

I wish this thread would update to contain Snurl's latest post.

Granted. Legoburner gives the thread a kick.

I wish for school to be over for today.

Granted. School is cancelled due to an outbreak of SARS.

I wish the light in my prism tank conversion was an actual refracting laser.

Granted. It lazers your head off.

I wish I could have DCM status

Granted. You could have DCM status. But you still gotta pay for it, and survive the initiation ritual.

I wish for nothing bad to happen.

Granted. Lots of bad things are happening, but you see all of them as being good.

I wish all hte AOS would come check out Bolt Action.

Granted They now hate Bolt action just as much.

I wish for a line of miniatures based on characters played by Christopher Walken.

Granted. They are extremely expensive.

I wish for a good weekend.

Granted. Its the bestest weekend ever and its over before you know it.

I wish to finish the paint job on this mountain so I can start something else.

Granted. You finish it in 5 seconds.

I wish for Paradigm's poll to be done already.

Granted, the data then corrupts so no-one can know the results.

I wish Markiplier had actually met Kyu in real life.

Granted, but both parties agree to never mention this event as log as the live.

I wish to escape this vicious cycle.

Granted, but then you realise it is even more vicous outisde the cycle.

I wish more people would post on the "guess song lyrics thread".

Granted, but all the songs are One Direction and Justin Beiber.

I wish that this wish is not a wish therefore my wish cannot be corrupted by some corrupt wisher.

Granted. Chuck Norris tells you to stop confusing him before roundhouse kicking you.

No wish. Do your worst.

No wish. My flash gitz obliterate you and then eat your remains for dinner.

I wish I knew what Gene-sneakers meant.