corrupt a wish!

Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:

No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.

If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it gets soaked and ruined.

I wish I had more time for my hobbies.

**snurl**

Granted. You are assigned to man a remote Arctic weather station for the next 5 years. There is no mail service, and you have forgotten to pack paint and glue.

I wish I had brought my lunch along tonight.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but all the food is spoiled and unedible

I wish I didn't have so many Thanksgiving leftovers

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you eat them all at once and explode.

I wish my fingernail hadn't been torn off.

**War Kitten**

Granted, your toenail is torn off instead.

I wish group projects didn't suck so much

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, working alone sucks more.

I wish for all the dakka.

**snurl**

Granted. You have all the Dakka. You are crushed beneath it's weight.

I wish reletives were not allowed to move house during holiday weekends.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they move house just after the holiday weekend.

I wish for more Dakka

**sing your life**

You, it's all being fired at your genitals.

I wish I could get Dragon's VK.45.02(P)H at a reasonable price.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, your house is burgled and you never see it again.

I wish people would stop all of this festive malarkey just because it's December.

**War Kitten**

Granted, the resume their festive malarkey in January.

I wish people would just calm down

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone goes into a coma for one year, then snaps out of it as if nothing has happened.

I wish everyone enjoyed festive malarky.

**War Kitten**

Granted, people keep all their decorations up year round and constantly play holiday music.

I wish Xmas would be here sooner

**snurl**

Granted. You missed it. Better luck next year.

I wish for less skunks.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you get Honey Badgers.

I wish for a nicer watch.

**snurl**

Granted. The police think you stole it.

I wish to never encounter another skunk.

**sing your life**

Granted, it turns out encountering skunks was the only thing stopping you from going insane.

I wish all the Beatles were still alive.

**snurl**

Granted. All Three Hundred Trillion of them are under your bed. And they are hungry.

I wish to find a big cardboard box.

**War Kitten**

Granted. Snake is hiding in it and snaps your neck.

I wish for a nice hat

**DevoutGuardsman**

Granted. It's a fedora. A monstrous fedora. It eats your head as soon as you wear it.

I wish I could draw so I could bring my characters' Only War Regiments to life.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you become an mazing artist, but then all of your drawings are lost in a tragic fire.

I wish GW would give Guard some love

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They buff the guard so high, no one ever wants to play against your Guard ever again.

I wish GW would make their rules clearer.

**War Kitten**

Granted, the rules are now crystal clear, none of them in your favor.

I wish people would stop hating on Eldar

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they start hating every other faction with the same intensity.

I wish GW would fix the CSM Codex.

**snurl**

Granted. Matt Ward fixes it right up.

I wish for more Dungeon Tiles.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they are made by a three year old out of crisps and masking tape.

I wish for more RAM.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you have tons of RAM, then your computer crashes.

I wish I knew how to start a decent EC army in 30k

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it's not Betrayal at Calth and you are broke because of it.

I wish for a copy of Betrayal at Calth.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted, your copy was supposed to go in the "reject" bin because all the sprues were miscast.

I wish women found me attractive.

**snurl**

Granted. You smell like a fish, female cats and bears follow you everywhere.

I wish for some good news.