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**War Kitten**

Granted, you receive nothing but good news, then the bad news sneaks up on you.

I wish my electronics would stop glitching.

**snurl**

Granted. They just stop.

I wish my friend's foot had not met that rusty screw.

**War Kitten**

Granted, your foot meets the rusty screw.

I wish my arm and leg hadn't met the concrete when I got ran over.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted: Everything BUT your arm and your leg hit the concrete.

I wish I could afford GW stuff.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but then everyone stops buying GW stuff and the company stops producing models.

I wish more people would play 30k

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, nobody plays 40k.

I wish for a better paint range.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted, you get fifty extra shade of grey.

I wish Tau had at least 1 good CC unit that isn't Commander Farsight.

**snurl**

Granted. Even the grunt Tau troops are hard as rocks, except they all now resemble My Little Pony a bit too closely.

I wish the cat would stay out of the Christmas Tree.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Instead, the cat grabs the light cord, drags it under your easy chair, and chews on it. FRIED PUSSYCAT!!!

I wish people wouldn't be so stressed out around the holidays.

**War Kitten**

Granted, people are now stressed out every day except for the holidays

I wish my dog would stop chewing on the tree ornaments.

**snurl**

Granted. Now your dog just watches as you chew on the ornaments.

I wish everyone on DAKKA DAKKA gets something really cool for Christmas.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. Everyone on Dakka at Christmas gets something, but your family drags you off on a holiday at a place without Internet.

I wish GW was a bit more affordable.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, 3rd party bits triple in price.

I wish for people at my club to play 30k.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They play 30k and nothing else for all eternity, and your other armies becomes useless.

I wish I could have figured out that my current SM 'dex is 4th ed BEFORE ordering my models.

**snurl**

Granted. You figured it out, but before your models arrive a new edition is released, completely changing everything again.

I wish for a few beers.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You get a few beers, but they're the last alcohol you're ever allowed to drink.

I wish for more wishes.

**snurl**

Granted. You wish for more beer for snurl.

I wish for a swift next few hours.

**War Kitten**

Granted, the next few hours pass by very quickly, after that every hour drags by

I wish for infinite wishes.

**snurl**

Granted. None of them work.

I wish for a simple lunch counter.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You get an idiot that counts your sandwiches.

I wish daemon swords came with terms and conditions.

**snurl**

Granted. The terms and Conditions will be etched on your skin with a rusty spike, so they cannot be forgotten.

I wish I didn't have to paint this license plate.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you have to paint a different license plate.

I wish more people at my club would play 40k

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They play nothing else, making all your other armies useless.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

**snurl**

Granted.
You have a fish on a dish,
That does not slap!
But look down,
You also have the clap.

I wish for more rhyming wishes to corrupt.

**sing your life**

Granted, the rhymes are so bad it makes everyone want to kill themselves.

I wish there was a way to kill Donald Trump without making him a Matyr.

**snurl**

Granted. There is a way, but no one can think of it.

I wish to be productive.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but everyone else ceases to be productive.

I wish my college exams weren't so difficult

**sing your life**

Granted, they are so easy passing them means nothing at all.

I wish Huniepop had more of a plot.

**snurl**

Granted. It has a nice plot in the middle of the cemetery.

I wish for more holiday merriment.

**sing your life**

Granted, everyone drinks far to much and is sick all over the place.

I wish for a bottle of Baileys.