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**snurl**

Granted. Everyone pours some in their coffee and leaves the empty bottle for you to find later.

I wish for some new books for Christmas.

**sing your life**

Granted, you are given the 4 50 Shades books.

I wish I was a great writer.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted, but no one reads your stuff.

I wish for better weather around here so I can prime my Stormsurge parts.

**snurl**

Granted. The weather is great but your primer can is empty.

I wish our cat was smart enough to not go out in the cold.

**sing your life**

Granted, it refuses to ever go out again.

I wish for cookies.

**snurl**

Granted. You have many cookies. You are not allowed to have any until Christmas.

I wish for ham.

**War Kitten**

Granted. It is a poor quality Ham, and it's basically inedible.

I wish I would actually get some snow here.

**sing your life**

Granted, you get 3mm of it.

I wish Lego was cheaper.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You still can't afford any Legos.

I wish for nothing to go wrong on Christmas day.

**War Kitten**

Granted, nothing goes wrong on Christmas. Ever. But something goes wrong on the other 364 days of the year.

**sing your life**

No wish. All the worlds governments ban you from celebrating Christmas.p

I wish I was dead.

**snurl**

Granted. You are dead. But your soul is somehow still bound to your body, so you seem to be alive in most respects.

I wish to see Santa.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you see a bit TOO much of Santa.

I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes.

**sing your life**

Granted, you remember, but still decide not to make a wish.

I wish I knew why I'm posting on this thread at 5.00 AM GMT.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you realize EXACTLY why you're posting on this thread at that time, and you don't like the reason you come up with.

I wish 40k hadn't died at my FLGS

**snurl**

Granted. 40K has had a resurgence at your store. But only when you are not there.

I wish for a Merry Christmas to all of Dakka!

**The Deathless Host**

Granted. But the world ends on Boxing day,

I wish that I got straight As in all exams.

**snurl**

Granted. Your name will be remembered in kindergarden history.

I wish for some new miniatures from Santa.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but they're all miniatures for games you don't play and have no interest in playing

I wish I knew how I managed to pass my college algebra exam

**The Deathless Host**

Granted, unfortunately it was by sacrificing your soul to Satan.

I wish I could understand why Kojima left Konami.

**sing your life**

Granted, he did so just to annoy you.

I wish for a death whistle.

**snurl**

Granted. Every time you die, a whistle sounds.

I wish for a long winter nap.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You never wake up for the rest of your life.

I wish for everyone's Christmas cheer to continue for the other 364 days of the year.

**snurl**

Granted. Life goes on as usual, crappy stuff happens, but everyone does it with a smile on their face.

I wish for less traffic.

**sing your life**

Granted, but only in countries you're never going to go to.

I wish to find the BAC boxeset at a good price.

**snurl**

Granted. You find it at a good price, but its not in stock.

I wish to get more painting done.

**The Deathless Host**

Granted. You then go blind.

I wish that I had some cake.

**sing your life**

Granted, but then I stole it off you.

I wish I could decide to go with 8th army or DAK for the Duel in the sun supplement.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you decide and invest in one, and immediately regret your decision.

I wish the road weren't so bad here.

**snurl**

Granted. There is no road here to be bad.

I wish to avoid hungry cat related injuries.