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**The Deathless Host**

Granted. You are mauled to death by dogs.

I wish that I could finally get some painting done.

**sing your life**

Granted, you get to do a minute of it.

I wish to play Warhammer 40k.

**The Deathless Host**

Granted. You may only play against Tau.

I wish that I had some Pie.

**sing your life**

I like the playing against Tau.

Anyway granted, you are shot with 12.7mm bullets 3.14 times.

I wish the USA would convert to the metric system.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but then every other country converts to a different system.

I wish my dog hadn't smacked my contemptor dreadnought off my table.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. He tried to eat it instead, and ended up choking on a piece of it.

I wish for scientists to develop practical fusion reactors.

**snurl**

Granted. They have no idea how to use them.

I wish for more Frostgrave fun.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have plenty of Frostgrave Fun*

I wish for confirmation that Parcel Force will deliver my Hobby Easy order in the same way they did my last purchase from Hong Kong (as in not demanding ridiculous "service" charges and VAT).

**snurl**

Granted. But the driver expects a ridiculous tip.

I wish to paint number 91 tomorrow.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have to use Revell email paints and nursery school brushes for it.

I wish I knew why Kaptinn Badrukk was banned from the Thunderblog.

**snurl**

Granted. You know why, and deep down you think it was the correct thing to do.

I wish for Saurkraut and Pork.

**sing your life**

Granted, it tastes bad.

I wish Elizabeth II would just die already.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but then she is instantly revived by magic and continues to rule.

I wish more people would post in Avatars in a Room

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. EVERYONE posts and the topic is closed due to the sheer amount of posts per minute lagging out DakkaDakka.

I wish for a word that rhymes with "orange".

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. I'll just make one up: Splorange. It's meaningless, but it does rhyme with orange.

I wish more people would read and post in my painting and modeling blog.

**snurl**

Granted. They post links to Sunglasses and Viagra sites.

I wish i could have made it to the game .

**sing your life**

Granted, but the game was Russian roulette with a magazine fed pistol.

I wish I had a weapon.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a pen. It is mightier than the sword.

I wish I knew what to paint next.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You know to paint runes on your body...

I wish I could draw well.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You draw so well that the police arrest you for drawing a gun in a bank.

I wish for more time to paint.

**sing your life**

Granted, but don't you have any models to paint.

I wish for donuts.

**1hadhq**

Granted. A Do zen nuts are yours.

I wish the friendly little Hobby store wasn't a dying breed.

**snurl**

So. Do. I.
Granted. The friendly hobby stores are swallowed up by huge corporate hobby chains.

I wish i did not smell breakfast cooking.

**sing your life**

Granted, but now you can't smell anything else.

I wish Activi$ion would issue an official apology for the low quality of recent Call of Duty games.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, but they demand all Call of Duty games be handed back in to them. It takes them another 5 years to create a decent one.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

**sing your life**

Granted, you in a deadly orgy with 5 Daemonettes.

I wish my first day of college this year to go smoothly.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. The first day is great, but all the rest are hell on earth.

I wish I could hold my hands steadier when painting small details on miniatures.

**snurl**

Granted. Your hands are steady. But your miniatures jump around all over the place.

I wish to quit smoking.

**sing your life**

Granted, you quit smoking, but immediately get back into it.

I wish for faster delivary.

**War Kitten**

Granted, your delivery gets to you quickly. unfortunately it's not what you ordered. Have fun with the hemorrhoid cream.

I wish I could motivate myself to paint more