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**snurl**

Granted. You self-flagellate whenever you are not painting. Un-voluntarily.

I wish for warm weather again.

**sing your life**

Granted, but not anywhere in the US.

I wish all the American colonists would go back to Europe or wherever else they came from.

**War Kitten**

Granted, we all move into your neighborhood.

I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth taken out this weekend.

**sing your life**

Granted, you leave them in and they really hurt.

I wish I felt better.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you feel better for 5 minutes, then your sickness returns with a vengeance.

I wish I could understand why people get offended by everything so easily.

**snurl**

Granted. Everything offends you now, and you know how it works.

I wish I had primed more figures while it was warm outside.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You primed them, but the primer was defective and it ruined them.

I wish I had a better Hearthstone deck.

**snurl**

Granted. You have one that was built by Dwarves, and it weighs a few tons.

I wish paintbrushes grew on trees.

**sing your life**

Granted, they are low quality.

I wish to return to the Avatar room thread.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But everyone ignores you.

I wish to know what happens in the DCM forum.

**jhe90**

Granted but your the only one there.

I wish I had a better metalic silver

**sing your life**

Granted, it's still not very good.

I wish I had enough throwaway money to gift Snurl DCM status.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but he instantly gets banned from Dakka, wasting the money

I wish SYL would return to the Avatar Room thread.

**sing your life**

Granted, I post a cursed word that causes all who read to get cancer.

I wish I did not feel sweaty.

**snurl**

Granted. You now feel War Kitten instead, as he slinks his way up your back.

I wish to be a DCM.

**sing your life**

Granted, the mods take it off you 1 second later.

I wish GW owned a far smaller part of the wargaming market share.

**snurl**

Granted. They are a niche company among niche companies. Most people have never heard of them, and to make it worse, they expect to be paid for their main form of advertising; White Dwarf Magazine. ......er wait what!?!

I wish to paint more old school lead.

**sing your life**

Granted, your musket balls look fantastic.

I wish to get up.

**jhe90**

Granted but there's nothing to do when you wake up but sleep.

I wish my tablet had a better battery.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's better at being annoying to you.

I wish to change my avatar.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but everyone finds your new Avatar offensive and you are immediately banned.

I wish more of the old Avatar in a Room posters would return to the Room

**sing your life**

Granted, not we only post advert for kitchens.

I wish everyone on Dakka would post on this thread.

**snurl**

Granted. They do, but then someone gets all butthurt about how their wish was unfairly corrupted, mods come in, ethics discussions follow; until the thread derails completly into a series of semi relevant memes. Then the thread is locked.

I wish idiots were marked with clear, plainly sighted labels.

**jhe90**

Granted but its on the bum and everyone marked however ugly now walks round naked 24/7

I wish that I had a bar of Lindt chocolate.

**sing your life**

Granted but it's melted.

I wish everyone with an IQ lower than 75 would die.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but once they die the world descends into anarchy as the vast majority of the population died.

I wish my teeth would stop hurting.

**jhe90**

Granted, your teeth are now all made of titanium alloy but you owe 200,000 dollars

I wish I had a mug of tea

**sing your life**

Granted, it's decaf and therefore worthless.

I wish for to blow up Buckingham Palace.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted, but all the air you blow into it doesn't cause it to inflate one bit. (see what I did there?)

I wish for a decent Chaos codex.

**sing your life**

Granted, but for 1st edition 40k.

I wish for a hot chocolate.