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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:12:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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-PURGED (SEPTIMINE ARGETAL)-
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2017/04/01 01:55:45
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:15:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*I sit down at the table and make another wine bottle appear*
Shall we continue?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:17:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Jordan giggles and continues marching away*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:18:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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D-don't be sorry. It's not like I saw anything... ugly.
*Todd is grateful that he doesn't have a body, otherwise it'd be increasing the room's temperature from him blushing*
*Demon surges forwards and meets Gharn, grinning at the group which reveals rows of filed teeth*
*bullet tears a hole in his throat and he roars in pain while engaging Gharn, causing black ichor to spill out of the wound*
*Harador stands in the doorway, silently watching the fight*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/03 04:29:48
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:22:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Gharn swings his blade at the Demon's neck in a massive two-handed overhead swing*
*Billy accepts his fate then suddenly cries out*
Billy: Jordan lookout!
*Several big men have come out of the bar after them and are quickly catching up. Even as drunk as he is, Billy knows muggers when he sees them*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:22:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sits down*
Yes... we shall.
*Pours a glass and takes a sip*
This tastes... incredible. It's lovely. Thank you.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:26:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Rita grapples, to the roof, and hangs there shooting down at the demons.*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:27:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*I smile in satisfaction*
It's one of the lesser known paths of the Eldar. That of the winemaker. It's fallen a bit on the wayside due to the dire straits my kind faces.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:32:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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-PURGED (SEPTIMINE ARGETAL)-
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2017/04/01 01:55:49
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:35:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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There's many other paths. That of the Artisan, Healer, and Bonesinger are some of the bigger ones.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:40:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Izriel blushes and throws on her tunic*
*Puts up her veil, which she can see through*
...That's...Nice of you to say...
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*Jordan giggles and faces the people*
J: Hullo!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:41:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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-PURGED (SEPTIMINE ARGETAL)-
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/04/01 01:55:53
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:45:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*oblivious to the scrutiny*
Sadly those Paths have lost members as more and more of us feel Khaine's dark call in our blood. I fear that even if my kind survive these dark times we will have lost so much
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:48:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dark times... war... blood... I prefer not to speak of those things here. This dome is a place of peace, calm, and relaxation. Would you like to join me in lying down and watching the stars?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:53:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I'm sorry, I never planned to see this.
*Demon ducks under the swing with an unnatural speed and swipes at Gharn's waist*
*entire back is a gory mess coated in ichor from Rita's gunfire, and it hisses in pain*
*Harador sighs quietly and tightens his grip on his sword*
H: Trickery again, Languor.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:53:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Certainly.
*I adjust my robes and stand up.*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:55:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*4 beefy, mean looking men smile darkly as they walk up to Jordan and Billy's feet and the leader speaks in a thick cockney accent* Mugger: Evenin' miss. I can't help but notice, you don' 'have much in the way of protection, you'll want t'be changing that, there are some real nasty folks 'round these parts *Billy wriggles, trying to get down and slug the man* *Gharn hisses as he starts to bleed then goes for a stab to the chest*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 04:58:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Izriel sighs, then smiles*
It is...Alright. I never planned on having you inside me.
*Doesn't realize what the above sentence reaaaaaaaaaaaally means*
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*Jordan smiles up at the guy*
J: Mhm, methinks we'll be jus' fiiiiiiiiine. Shoooo now! You smells !
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:00:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Adjusts the lights and polarization of the domed , revealing an unspoiled view of the stars*
*Lies down on a bed of extra soft grass in the ground*
Join me? You can snuggle up, and I can massage you to remove all of that tension. If grass isn't your thing, I have hammocks.
OOC: Sleeping, will do responses in morning.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:01:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*The man chuckles* Mugger: Oh miss... I don't think you understand... *Suddenly makes a grab for her and two other flank in, one carries a lead pipe and the other a baseball bat*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:03:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*snuggles with Verdai*
*sighs happily*
OOC:
Also going to bed.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:13:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Jordan smiles and headbutts the man without batting an eye*
*Continues holding Billy*
*Hiccups*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:17:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*The man howls and holds his nose*
Mugger: Bish brode by dose! Get her!
*One mugger swings his baseball bat at Jordan's head and the other tries to leadpipe Billy who blocks it with his arm, which clangs loudly*
Leadmugger: What the-?
*The 4th mugger runs forwards and stabs at Jordan with a small knife*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:18:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Todd chokes and stays silent while he tries to regain his composure*
There's not much I can do to show how grateful I am. All I know is how to bake, but I never passed my apprenticeship.
*Demon tries to sidestep the blade but is too slow from its injuries and gets impaled*
*hisses and pushes itself forwards, impaling itself further as it tries to bite down on Gharn's throat*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/03 05:19:22
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:20:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Gharn rams the blade deeper, twists it and tears at the Demons throat with his teeth, then growls as his own it bitten*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:25:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Rita switches to her volt, and pecks at the demons back with bolts of blue energy.* Rita: Think I shoulda brought my anti titan weapons...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/03 05:27:53
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:26:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I am sure you will learn to adapt. Everyone does in time.
*Smiles and floats to the door, but hesitates to open it*
Do you want to see the outside world, or do you want to just stay here?
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*Jordan grabs the bat and drops Billy*
*Crushes the bat, then winces as the knife enters her side, making a white, instead of the normal red blood come out*
J: Thas...Different...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:31:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*The bat mugger stares at his weapon then drops it and runs off*
*The knife mugger grins, draws the knife out and goes to stab again*
*Billy gets up and gets slammed in the face by the lead-pipe muggers boot*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:34:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Thank you for the brave words. And I think I should see it, no matter what it looks like. I'll be here with a body soon, I should know what it looks like before that point.
*Demon spits ichor into Gharn's face before the bolts tear into its back and it finally goes slack, the color fading from its eyes and black ichor continues to pool around it*
*Harador nods once and watches the demon cadaver intently*
H: Languor will be worse.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/03 05:36:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Gharn growls plants one footpaw on the demon's chest and kicks him off his blade.*
Gharn: What's next?
*He ignores the slashes in his stomach and the side of his neck being all torn up and bleeding*
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