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**snurl**

Granted. Now they ram you instead.

I wish I had painted this evening.

**sing your life**

Granted, your painted watches with radium paint and now have cancer.

I wish cancer would be eradicated right fething now.

**jhe90**

Granted however theirs still tons of other things that kill you.

I wish i had a fillet steak of beaf

**sing your life**

Granted, it's really over cooked.

I wish for no more Heresy.

**snurl**

Granted. All Heretics now resort to outright sacrilege.

I wish for some nice hot chicken wings and beer.

**sing your life**

Granted, you get one small wing and a drop of beer.

I wish more people would post on the guess song lyrics thread!

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They post about the Fyreslayers.

I wish The Hunchback of Notre Dam wasn't so loud.

**sing your life**

Granted, it is made quieter, but you hearing deteriorating so you can no longer hear it clearly.

I wish to meet some cute South Korea women.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you meet them, and none of them are interested in yo.

I wish the warmer weather in my area would last

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It lasts forever due to global warming, but the ecology of the planet collapses.

I wish for free pizza.

**snurl**

Granted. Pizza is free to all who can pass through the rotating chamber of busted glass and razorblades in their bare feet.

I wish for the Orcs to arrive so I can Paint them.

**sing your life**

Granted, they don't want to be painted and show this by sluggering you to death.

I wish I knew why I was crying right now despite not being sad.

**jhe90**

Granted but now you know and you are because you are sad at every sadness in the universe.

I wish I winter would end

**War Kitten**

Granted, winter ends for 5 minutes before it resumes once more.

I wish I had some more Guardsmen to paint.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, the paint jobs are beautiful, but you run them as conscripts and they're never on the board for more than 5 minutes per game.

I wish that people who willfully, maliciously spoiled the new Star Wars to others may be lawfully punished (even well after the fact) with immediate summary execution. Bolt pistol and all.

**sing your life**

Granted, but only in North Korea, where it joins the other 300 "crimes" to be punished by that method.

I wish for the next IG update to come with redesigned Shock troops , Chimera and Leman Russ models.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. Said update takes years, and the new designs make your eyes weep.

Seriously, new Guard dex already?? I've not heard of this!

I wish someone would give me details about this impending update.

**sing your life**

Granted, they tell you it will just be the current codex with a new cover.

I wish I was a youtuber.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but nobody ever subscribes to your channel.

I wish CSM players would stop bashing the Loyalist players

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They do, but they start bashing Eldar players instead.

I wish I could get up the nerve to ask more girls out.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they all shoot you down.

I wish I would remember to make a wish in the Fix a Wish thread.

**sing your life**

Granted, you are no wished by users who don't understand this isn't Corrupt a Wish 2.

I wish people would stop hating on UGIGUG.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. Now they hate on you.

I wish I had a good job.

**sing your life**

Granted, you are in charge of a concentration camp.

I wish for a new edition of 40k.

**Nerak**

Granted. It reboots the lore and gameplay to be about the same as Age of Sigmar.

I wish I was smarter.

**sing your life**

Granted, you a bit smarter but still dumb.

I wish AOS would be dropped.

**snurl**

Granted. AOS is dropped, there is now no GW fantasy at all. A few thousand gamers all want to have a chat with you.

I wish I knew where I was going to put all this new Dwarven Forge stuff.

**sing your life**

Granted, you put them in the trash.

I wish to make myself write.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. You will write more posts on this thread which nobody will appreciate.

I wish I had better time management.

**sing your life**

Granted, you decide to spend all your time provoking fish into slapping you.

I wish to find an for a good 40k anime to be made.