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combatmedic wrote:The Imperium will make some weapon that is so devastating that when set off, it creates a rip in reality so powerful that the entire known universe collapses in on its self.

They already did. It's called Sly Marbo

lol

I don't think the war will end. or atleast if it does than either everyone's dead, or Tyranid's/Ork's Inherit the Galaxy.

But i think the killing would end all life!!!

leaving only Shadowbrand to mope around in Slannesh's Realm

Ridcully wrote:

deadratman wrote:

Ridcully wrote:Tau, obviously. It's only a matter of time before the water caste negotiators persuade Chaos and the 'Nids to join The Empire. I don't see how it could play out any other way.

Really. You ever hear about the story between Horus and Sanguinis near the end of the heresy? Well he tried to persuade Horus back to the imperium and he got his ass kicked.
And 'nids are unperusuadable.They only want to eat.It's sorta like a britney spears thing with the nids.

There was so much sarcasm packed into my statement that i figured a smiley was necessary to clarify that it was indeed not serious.

The only hope the Tau would ever have against 'Nids and Chaos is to advance their tech.

No there only hope is to take steriods, and get like the space marines!!! lol, thats a funny picture.

Please, Tyranids dont need steroids to be like space marines. All they have to do is numnumnumnunmnum!!!!


Inquisitors demand that every planet make 5 trillion thermonuclear,hydrogen,biological war heads the size of russia and on the day they launch them on every enemy world,some guy spills coffee on the computor mainframe killing everything in the galaxy in a fiery whirlwind of radiation,hydrogen,AIDS,small pox,nurgle's rot and any other disease.

Its simple, according to the Iluminati, the golden throne fails, causing a fall of mankind mutch like the fall of the eldar, crating a fifth chaos god and a second eye of terror, but the size of the imperium (IE the entire galaxy). The Necrons -or more accurately their c'tan masters- are bathed in the warp (which is their anethma), every planet becomes a deamon planet, everyone (including orks) is slaves to one god or another and I would like to see the tyranids eat THAT! Hovever the tau are still alive, having 0 signature in the warp.

nonono, according to the illuminati, eveantually the emporor will die of exaustion, and at the point of his death, all his children will be sacrificed and the emporor will be reincarnated to his former glory ( or debatably, he will become a god) and he will lead manking to requonquer the galaxy that was once thiers

...but all his kids are dead. So where's the mankind he's supposed to be leading?

Ridcully wrote:Tau, obviously. It's only a matter of time before the water caste negotiators persuade Chaos and the 'Nids to join The Empire. I don't see how it could play out any other way.

Wow.
Just wow.
They must have some really good negotiators.

kennyalhavg wrote:nonono, according to the illuminati, eveantually the emporor will die of exaustion, and at the point of his death, all his children will be sacrificed and the emporor will be reincarnated to his former glory ( or debatably, he will become a god) and he will lead manking to requonquer the galaxy that was once thiers

I said what they were trying to prevent, as what they are trying to achive woulden't really be the end.

aha, agreed
the end will sound like "nom nom nom"

The Second Coming.

Rico.

Obviously Da Orkz iz gonna win, lead by Ghazghkull Thraka.

"I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill.

I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.

I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.

I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka

think of this realisticlly. every army will eventually run out of people. but two. the orks and nids. heres how i think itll happen.

Tau get crushed by huge hive fleet.

Eldar and Necrons fight all the way untill there's 1 of them left.

Chaos will turn on Dark Eldar and pwn them up.

Chaos will start pwning up the imperium untill all they have is Terra.

Imperium will find a way to destroy the Warp with a giant gun.

All the rest of the Chaos which are just normal Marines now get slaughetred by Orks.

Hive eats Terra for launch.

Then Nids and Orks have battle to the death but Nids win and harvest the intire universe and go looking for a new one.

So ya Nids win. I don't like Nids I don't play Nids but they win. I know I'm disappointed too.

Yeah. But you mean galaxy.

no... a galaxy is like the milky way terra mars necronmunda... the universe is everything tau empire goul stars ext.

locbot wrote:no... a galaxy is like the milky way terra mars necronmunda... the universe is everything tau empire goul stars ext.

actually the entire of 40k takes place within the milky way, tau empire and ghoul stars included.

@ Locbot: Actually, every 40K map you can find is just of our one galaxy. The big swirling pattern of stars is what the Milky Way looks like from space. Since we're inside the milky way, all we see is one 'arm' when we look into the sky.

The universe includes everyone in other galaxies, which are really, really far away.

Orkestra wrote:@ Locbot: Actually, every 40K map you can find is just of our one galaxy. The big swirling pattern of stars is what the Milky Way looks like from space. Since we're inside the milky way, all we see is one 'arm' when we look into the sky.

The universe includes everyone in other galaxies, which are really, really far away.

you got ninj'd

Damn and blast. Defeated by extra-continental sneakers once again!

But there aren't that many planets in the milky way

locbot wrote:But there aren't that many planets in the milky way

Short answer, yes there is.
Long answer, yes there is and even if there wasnt 40k is kind of fictional, if GW say 40k takes place in the milky way (which they do) then it does.

I belive it will end with the Imperium in ruins,torn apart by internal strife,chaotic influince and having far to many "fronts" to fight on, Orkz,Nidz & Necrons locked in battle,with Nidz probably coming out victorious,Chaos & Eldar basicly unchanged (though I'm probably wrong concerning Eldar),Tau whiped out

The Emperor will return. He will immediately order the Adeptus Terra to build a gigantic burrito. He will then use several converted, warp-capable asteroid bases to tow said burrito to Ultima Segmentum, where he will leave it in the path of the oncoming hive fleets.

Faced with such a massive tasty snack, the Nids will have little choice but to divert all attention to nomming the gigantic Segmentum-spanning Burrito.

Full to bursting with ground beef, refried beans, and other burrito fillings, the Nids will turn their fleets around, having finally found the feeling of fullness they sought for so long. They will then leave multiple trails of rancid stink as they make their way across darkspace once more.

With the Nids defeated, the Emperor will turn his attention to the issue of Chaos. He will send great shipments of Hallmark cards into the Eye of Terror, telling each of his remaining sons how much he still loves them, and how he doesn't blame them for the evil that has corrupted each of their souls. Some hugging will ensue. Angron will have a good old fashioned crying session. The Iron Warriors will send a written apology to the Imperial Fists for kidnapping Lysander. The once-traitor Primarchs will emerge to rejoin their father once more.

The Emperor will then turn his attention to the Orks. With the Chaos Gods still alive, he will convince the Orks to travel into the Eye of Terror for an eternity of endless fighting and the chance to stride beside their gods, Gork and Mork. The Orks, who would be totally wicked-stoked at the thought of getting to fight Khorne, would all Waaagh!, as a race, headlong into the Eye of Terror.

With the Orks, Nids, and Tyranids out of the picture, the Emperor would turn his attention to the Eldar. Explaining to them that Slaanesh likely had Gork and Mork's combined boots up her arse, and was probably being strangled to death with her own male anatomy by two hordes of Boyz playing Tug-of-War on opposite sides of her throat, he would tell the Eldar that they're free to return to their carnal lifestyle. The Eldar and Dark Eldar would meet up and do bad things that even 4Chan would never mention, and they would never bother humanity again.

Having felled both the Eldar and Dark Eldar with his ingenious cunning, the Emperor would then turn his attention to the Tau. Sneaking up on each of the Etherals while they sleep, he would take a picture of his glowing, radiant manhood on each of their foreheads. He would then construct huge billboards on Tau worlds and in Tau space, featuring the image. Disspirited and embarrassed, the Ethereals would commit suicide and the Tau race, stricken with grief, would self destruct and revert back to savagery.

Finally, the Emperor would handle the slowly waking Necron threat by dropping mass amounts of Sony PS40,000's and XBox1080's onto the surface of every world. Those inhabited by Necrons would see their hidden denizens clamor forth and collect the gaming platforms of the GRIMDARKFARFUTURE. Retreating into their tombs for many centuries of digital babymaking with their new partners, the Necrons would reappear with the platform to best all platforms. they would then engage in a new genocidal crusade. A Console Crusade. All inferior consoles would be destroyed and replaced by the Necron SUPERGRIMDARKAWESOMEMEGACONSOLENECRONPLAYBOX. This 'Grand Console' would consume the lives and attention spans of all Imperial youth, and the Necrons would trade the C'Tan for immesurable riches and corporate success as the sole console manufacturer in the Galaxy.

So would begin the new age of the Imperium.

Wow, I must be REALLY bored

Yep.


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Don't forget Abbadon wold have to apoligies for the whole almost killing the Emperor thing. That would be really awkward at dinnertime at the Emperor's house.


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"So Abbadon, killed eny Gods of humanity while I was gone?"

"No da."

"Ya, you better have."

"But da...."

"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

locbot wrote:
Don't forget Abbadon wold have to apoligies for the whole almost killing the Emperor thing. That would be really awkward at dinnertime at the Emperor's house.

Um... Last I recall that was HORUS. Not Failddon

Ya I just read that in the codex sorry I heard Abbadon did it somewhere but still you'd have to admite...awkward

locbot wrote:Ya I just read that in the codex sorry I heard Abbadon did it somewhere but still you'd have to admite...awkward

Admite? I'm sorry with those last posts you have relegated yourself to the 10 year old noob section of my mind, enjoy the cries of "no john you ARE the daemons" and "TRY MY SITE!".

But on a less insulting note i stick to my original post, big crunch.

locbot wrote:But there aren't that many planets in the milky way

Yes there is. Try reading National Geographic. From 2000-2003 scientists had discovered about a hundred uranus-to-Jupiter sized planets about 14.5-37.5 light years away. Though none of these are earth like planets these are essential in clearing out matter for the development of smaller planets. So yeah there are alot of planets out there.


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FITZZ wrote: I belive it will end with the Imperium in ruins,torn apart by internal strife,chaotic influince and having far to many "fronts" to fight on, Orkz,Nidz & Necrons locked in battle,with Nidz probably coming out victorious,Chaos & Eldar basicly unchanged (though I'm probably wrong concerning Eldar),Tau whiped out

Wow that was actually one of the most positive statements in this whole thread.

corpsesarefun wrote:

locbot wrote:Ya I just read that in the codex sorry I heard Abbadon did it somewhere but still you'd have to admite...awkward

Admite? I'm sorry with those last posts you have relegated yourself to the 10 year old noob section of my mind, enjoy the cries of "no john you ARE the daemons" and "TRY MY SITE!".

But on a less insulting note i stick to my original post, big crunch.

HEY! I'm 12! And I don't understand the end part of your sentence.