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Frazzled wrote:
Ahtman wrote:My wife has zero interest in Twilight but has watched the Blade or Underworld movies of her own accord.

SWMBO liked Blade I and Underworld. She literally fell asleep when those were on the TV. She laughs and laughs at Twilight. To her Twillight is just the current incarnation of the old Knight/Princess mythos, just taken to a lame level. SHe also has seerious scorn for adult women/moms who rant about it. To her they have deeper issues...


It's the adult males who still play with toy soldiers she should be worried about!

No, wait......bugger.

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Ahtman wrote:

Also: Kate Beckinsale > Kristen Stewart x 10,000,000



Fixed that for you, Aht. You really should be more careful with your decimals.

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Orlanth wrote:The only good thing about Twilight is that it secures vampires ansd werewolves in a modern setting back in th public domain, where it belongs.

When Underworld was released White Wolf took them through the courts claiming plagiarism, it took a while for the fethers to lose too. But lose they did.


It wasn't just the use of vampires and werewolves that led to the complaint, it was that there was some 60 points of similarity between the two, such as there being a war between vampires and werewolves, the approach of adding a 'dark' twist to the modern world, and so on, in addition to having a plot very similar to a book written as part of the White Wolf line of fiction.

It isn't like Lucas suing someone because he wrote a story about space wizards fighting an evil empire. It's a lot more like Lucas suing because someone wrote a story about a boy, brought up by his aunt and uncle as a farmer on a desert planet, who buys two robots who happen to be caught up in an intergalactic adventure, and when one of them heads off to complete its mission the boy is attacked by native raiders, prompting his rescue by a mysterious space wizard...

And they didn't lose the case, they settled out of court. This didn't change the ability of anyone to use elements of mythology in their stories. But it does mean you have to be extremely careful that your approach to the myths doesn't end up with a setting very close to someone elses, or that someone else hasn't written a nearly identical story.


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Ahtman wrote:Did you...watch... any of Twilight? It isn't 'hated on' becuase it is popular, or becuase it is hated, it is becuase it genuinely isn't very good on almost any level. The directing, acting, dialogue, pacing, and plot are fairly poor. Underworld is not the greatest film but it is better in almost every category. The first and second Blade movies are actually still fairly entertaining and well put together as well. None of this says that a person can't enjoy the movies. Mediocre is better than sub-par.


I agree that the second Blade movie was pretty well put together, I disagree on the first.

I think the point is that there’s plenty of crap out there as bad as the Twilight series, Dan Brown novels come to mind, as does most of the Star Wars books. Yet Twilight cops more nerd hatred than all of those combined.

I think this is in part due to Twilight being very successful right now, but more because it’s a romantic story rather than a violent one, and boy howdy don’t the nerds hate that.

There is a difference between something being good and enjoying it. It is ok to like the Twilight movies, just don't turn them into something they aren't. There are movies I like that are not very good movies but they amuse me in one way or another.


Yeah, definitely. I like lots of stuff that’s crap. Thing is, if someone says “I’m going to see the latest Twilight movie” you’ve really got no place to tell them they shouldn’t, we all enjoy crap of one sort or another, and there’s no harm in it.

If someone tries to claim Twilight is actually any good, then you can tell them they’re wrong. But the only people I’ve seen claiming Twilight is actually good are about 12 years old, and telling them they’re wrong just strikes me as a little mean spirited.

Also: Kate Beckinsale > Kristen Stewart


Damn straight. The biggest sin of the Underworld movies was they got a really hot girl to walk around in PVC all the time, then didn’t exploit her anywhere nearly enough. She should have been just walking around going’ oh, someone dropped a quarter, I’ll just bend over and pick it up’.

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sebster wrote:It wasn't just the use of vampires and werewolves that led to the complaint, it was that there was some 60 points of similarity between the two, such as there being a war between vampires and werewolves, the approach of adding a 'dark' twist to the modern world, and so on, in addition to having a plot very similar to a book written as part of the White Wolf line of fiction.
Some of those points of similarity were things like 'your vampires are super strong, our vampires are super strong'. The book that was 'ripped off' was Romeo and Juliet but with Vampires and Werewolves. I'm a White Wolf fan, more so than Underworld, which is a pretty film series with poor characters and plot (familiar?) but even so White Wolf had a poor case and even if they didn't lose, they were going to.

If you don't think that case changed things I recommend you watch True Blood with a copy of Vampire the Masquerade in your hands. Interestingly (or not) True Blood's concept (girl meets vampire) bears an uncanny resemblance to Twilight.

sebster wrote:I think this is in part due to Twilight being very successful right now, but more because it’s a romantic story rather than a violent one, and boy howdy don’t the nerds hate that.

Yeah, definitely. I like lots of stuff that’s crap. Thing is, if someone says “I’m going to see the latest Twilight movie” you’ve really got no place to tell them they shouldn’t, we all enjoy crap of one sort or another, and there’s no harm in it.

If someone tries to claim Twilight is actually any good, then you can tell them they’re wrong. But the only people I’ve seen claiming Twilight is actually good are about 12 years old, and telling them they’re wrong just strikes me as a little mean spirited.
This on the other hand, is Truth. Not the regular kind, but the kind they look for in philosophy classes.

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Flashman wrote:Well I lived through the experience last night. The scrap at the end was vaguely entertaining in a glance up from the laptop kind of way. Plus the Munster that gets all the visions is kind of hot.

Apolgies to the people who were offended by this thread's existence, but in the same way I don't have to stay in the lounge when the Mrs Flashman insists on watching Twilight, you don't have to read a thread with Twilight in the title


The thread isn't offensive.
Just the bemoaning of Twighlight by a bunch of nerdy gamer geeks is rather like kids not wanting to eat their cabbage.
Except that cabbage is good for you and you can't have your pudding till you have eaten it.
AHHH! Mrs Flashman won't let you have your pudding until you have, "eaten the cabbage".

now we understand

 
   
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How about chris gores review of twilight eclipise...
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/dvduesday/73052/Inception-Twilight-Eclipse-Caprica-DVD-Review.html

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George Spiggott wrote:Some of those points of similarity were things like 'your vampires are super strong, our vampires are super strong'. The book that was 'ripped off' was Romeo and Juliet but with Vampires and Werewolves. I'm a White Wolf fan, more so than Underworld, which is a pretty film series with poor characters and plot (familiar?) but even so White Wolf had a poor case and even if they didn't lose, they were going to.

If you don't think that case changed things I recommend you watch True Blood with a copy of Vampire the Masquerade in your hands. Interestingly (or not) True Blood's concept (girl meets vampire) bears an uncanny resemblance to Twilight.


Yeah, I don't really have a stake in either Underworld or The World of Darkness, I played Vampire for a handful of sessions back in the day and thought it was alright. Underworld was good for a look at Kate Beckinsale and nothing else.

And I really don't have an opinion on whether White Wolf's case was strong, because I don't work in IP law which is from what I've been told a very dense and diificult area. But the White Wolf legal team thought they had a case and the Underworld team thought they didn't, and they did agree to an out of court settlement so they likely both saw some merit in the other side's case. At which point I'm inclined to think that given their all practicing lawyers in the field, they might know better than I do.

So all I can do it point out is wasn't really about White Wolf trying to protect their ownership of vampires and werewolves, and about them trying to protect the setting and story they created within that. And that obviously there was something of a case there, given how both sides acted about the matter.

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sebster wrote:Yeah, definitely. I like lots of stuff that’s crap. Thing is, if someone says “I’m going to see the latest Twilight movie” you’ve really got no place to tell them they shouldn’t, we all enjoy crap of one sort or another, and there’s no harm in it.


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