Most Annoying army/tactic/waste of time cuzing people to rage quit

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**carldooley**

ooh, M:tG trolls. . . Knowledge Pool & Rule of Law
League of Legends? sorry I don't play that one.

Is Coteaz still legal? a Hundred point HQ with nasty STI shenanigans, and more twelve point troop units than most people can shake a stick at.

**Whereswaldo**

1500 points of unbound lone wolves in terminator armor, loadout to taste

**CarlosTheDwarf**

I've annoyed my friends with an inquisition list made of small squads of Jokaero in Chimera's. The Inquisitorial Chimera's still have 5 fire points, and so if you put 5 Jokaero in them they can get pretty annoying with all of those lascannon shots. Plus the Jokaero upgrade each other's weapons. Couple this with some Jokaero in Valkyries and your opponent can get rather salty if I do say so myself.

**IllumiNini**

Filch wrote:I want to know what you guys think is the most annoying and unfun army to fight.

Necron Decurion makes the top list. But what else is just so cringe worthy?
If I cant win in a tournament, I want to make it a complete waste of your time. I want you to get mad.

EDIT: Unclear original message post leading to a bunch of people jumping to conclusions like a bunch of feminazis accusing men of rape and being misogynist for not supporting feminism. That was a very long stretch anology...

To clarify:

Say what ever army you brought to a tournament and you have to fight what ever top tier list your army is not completely prepared for, what can you do to give your player such a hard headache inducing time but at the same time remain sportsman like. So no intention slowly taking your turn. You are doing this because you know your army wont win but you could possibly get the opponent disqualified from raging so hard he flips tables and throws models.

Example : some one suggested ridding the edge of board to get massive blast templates to go off table.
another thing is setting wound counter dice upwards like instead of wounds left its counting wounds taken so it causes a miss play. Also rolling dice 1 at a time and spinning it to land on a 6 i find annoying but acceptable by the rules.

This is not a casual game. This is a game where you need to win to win a prize or you refuse to play and lose.

Similar to MTG where you flick your card loudly to distract opponents. Or granny shuffle every time you fetch a special land. Or pronounce a card in Japanese accent thinking its all cool but you just a anime fan.

So let me understand this correctly:

You want a list and/or adopt a general strategy that will induce a negative gaming experience for your opponent to the point where they get themselves disqualified just so you can win in a scenario where you know you can't?

Or (if I understand the quote below correctly) you want to beat a player who's using dirty/cheesy tactics and/or lists by dropping yourself to their level and doing exactly the same thing?

Filch wrote:
CrownAxe wrote:We already had a pool on this http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/680156.page

Also screw you for making an army just to be a jerk with

Dunno if I can report you for being rude.

luke1705 wrote:Mods can we lock this thread? It's completely counterproductive and will result in:

1) everyone telling the OP how much they hate him

OR

2) literally zero productive tactical discussion

But certainly not anything except for those two things. This belongs in general discussion at best and craigslist at worst.

Number1, People on dakka dakka been hating me for over 4 years!
Number2, Look a what labmouse42 wrote. Now that is some good situational tactics and use of environment!

Sunstripe wrote:
labmouse42 wrote:
Back in 5th, during the era of guard leafblower, I was playing a marine bike army.

I kept skirting the edges of the boards for turns 2-5 and he kept throwing blast weapons my way, getting only 2 models under each template, and scattering off the board most of the time.

He rage quit and threw his dice off the board at the start of turn 5, when he still was unable to kill more than one of my models, putting me in line to take 1st at the RTT.

Thats pretty epic dude and smart rather than cheesy. bravo.

Now we just need some 7th ed exploits.

The overall point of all of this is to fight cheese with cheese or hate with more hate.

@ Your response to CrownAxe: His wording may not be the epitome of polite, but he has a point, so suck it up.

@ Your response to luke1705: If people on this forum have "... been hating on [you] for over 4 years...", it might something to think on and fix rather than use as an argument to dismiss Luke's point.

As for your original question/statement: If I understand you correctly and you're trying to combat a situation where you know you can't win, then take it on the chin. Take the loss. You've been beaten by somebody with a stronger list, better tactics, or possibly both. The only other thing I can recommend you do is try to bring a more competitive list in the future.

**Zywus**

This thread is bad and the OP should feel bad...

**CKO**

Cieged wrote:
A Troll thread? Hmm.

You must be lost.

League of Legends is this way ->

<- MTG is that way

I would say something but this exalted post said it all!

**Filch**

Zywus wrote:
This thread is bad and the OP should feel bad...

You remind me of this picture...

**gwarsh41**

Walking up to someone else while they are playing and complaining about their army. Make sure to do it so loud that they cannot hear their opponent. Also, position yourself between them and the table. Stand in their way as much as possible.

**Filch**

Lols, some guy hated my cruddy weak army so much he offered $100 to buy and destroy my entire collection and quite wh40k cold turkey!

I refused because the offer was way too low.

Perhaps I should set up a kick starter campaign to get contributors to send money for me to quit wh40k and stop posting on dakka dakka!!!

**Grimskul**

Filch wrote:
Lols, some guy hated my cruddy weak army so much he offered $100 to buy and destroy my entire collection and quite wh40k cold turkey!

I refused because the offer was way too low.

Perhaps I should set up a kick starter campaign to get contributors to send money for me to quit wh40k and stop posting on dakka dakka!!!

Thou doth think too much of yourself, I think you'd have to pay people to make you quit 40K/posting on dakka. The ignore button makes you poof like you never existed and its completely free!

**Filch**

lols I am already using it to ignore my post so i can skip directly to everyone's hateful messages like yours!

**reds8n**

What an utter waste of everyone's time.

If you really wish to troll people like this I suggest you start a blog so something.