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Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita takes off her armor, and starts her shower.*
*She thinks.*

-----
*Mason walks in and stares directly at Maievs buttocks.*
Mason (To Maievs ass): Hello.. I don't believe we have met, I'm Mason Gamble... and you are?
*Keeps addressing her ass.*

----
*Jake sleeps silently next to Denny.*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/07 03:45:26



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn blacks out again as Cal starts working on his ribs*


*Morri smiles at Maiev and sips her coffee then frowns at Mason*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/07 03:42:58


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Doctor Miritas. Dark-haired, generally wears a white long coat with the hems, one sleeve, and one breast pocket light blue. Other breast pocket has a trapezoidal Department of Sciences symbol on it.
*Blinks*
Oh, hello, it's been a while since I've seen you, Maiev.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

M: Don't know who you're talking about Doc.
*Continues looking through the fridge*
M: If you're addressing my ass, Mason, you and I are going to have a problem.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morri gives Mason the evil eye like that only a mother can*
Morri: Oh he is...

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Wade leans over the table (opposite to Cal) and watches Gharn get operated on*
DP: Nice to see you, Cal. How's the kids?
*giggles and pokes Gharn's side*
DP: And he calls this a healing factor. This wouldn't have kept me down for ten minutes, depending on the author.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Mason: I haven't had the pleasure of seeing your face, but I still felt compelled to introduce myself.
*He grins, and shrugs.*
Mason: You can't blame me for that...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/07 03:53:20



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal slaps Wade's hand*
Cal: Probably worse now you're back. Don't touch. And as fruitless a request as I know this is, would you mind making one ounce of sense?

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh, well... it was worth a shot. And Mason, please stop. If she makes you go into medical treatment because of that, I am going to get the treatment slot and stuff you full of experimental tech.
*Blinks*
I'm sorry, Maiev, I... don't know what I'm thinking. I'm sleeping now. Hopefully I'll be more coherent tomorrow.
*Doesn't teleport yet, cautiously looking at Mason*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I keep healing Gharn*
Stay classy Wade....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

M: I hope so too Verdai. You're making about as much sense as Mo'gor.
*Backs out of the fridge with a couple slices of bread and ham*
*Looks at Mason*
M: You talked to my fiance yesterday. Complimented her skin colour.
*Leans in and glares*
M: Anything else you complimented?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Wade shakes the slapped hand and sucks on the spot that Cal hit him*
DP: Rude.
*picks up a scalpel and holds it up to the light*
DP: How many lobotomies have you done? I did six on my latest trip.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Silently teleports up and gets into bed*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal growls*
Cal: More than you can imagine. And I'd love to operate on you. See if I couldn't do something about your tongue, brain and vocal cords all at once

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Mason: I admit, I complemented her she is beautiful! But so are you! You are both lucky to have one another.
*Kinda shrinks away from the tall night elf chick.*
Mason: Would you hit me if I said you had a nice ass? Well so does Kara.. you guys must argue on who has the best ass.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/07 04:08:39



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I sigh and keep healing Gharn*
Nearly done, just need to clean him up a bit
*I begin wiping the dried blood off Gharn.*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

M: No, I wouldn't hit you.
*Smiles maniacally*
M: I would set you on fire.
*Sets Mason's leg armour on fire*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Languor stands at the foot of Verdai's bed (using a newly acquired blank as a host*
There you are. I have been waiting for a chance to speak with you.

*Wade giggles*
DP: You know that wouldn't stop me. It might tickle though, I'm tempted to try. Oh, but can Morri operate on me too? I always did like playing doctor.
*grins*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Mason: You two have already have set my-!
*Mason looks down in surprise by his legs spontaneous combustion.*
Mason: What the feth!
*He drops and starts rolling on the ground.*

----
*Sr turns towards the room, and stomps up to the door.*
Sr: {Pilot Gamble, do you require assistance?}

----
*Rita has a long shower.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks at Languor, too tired to resist his soporific aura*
Yes...? About... what?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Maiev smiles down at Mason rolling, and finishes making the sandwiches*
*Puts a hoof on Mason's back and leans down*
M: Now, you hit on Kara again, and I won't put out the flames. Got it?
*Clicks her fingers, and the fire instantly dissipates*
*Keeps her hoof on Mason's back until he responds*

~

*Izriel floats out of Lyr's room in a raggedy tunic with a hood*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn is stabilized, heart beating and breathing on his own but still out cold*
*Cal's head jolts up to look at Wade*
Cal: OH YOU MOTHER-
*Leaps at Wade and tries to throttle him*


*Morri smiles slightly and jokingly addresses Maiev in a tone used often to her twins*
Morri: Now, now. Maiev? What did we say about lighting people on fire?

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Languor splits a grin*
About helping you. You need a break, Verdai. I can offer you one, a release from the problems that plague you.

*Wade giggles as he jumps backwards to avoid Cal*
DP: Come on, Birdseed! I was just offering.

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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Yes... I do. I have... far too many problems. How... can you help...?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Mason nods.*
Mason: You got it! Just no more fire, poetic considering I usually burn things. *To Sr* Stand down, just meeting the occupants!
*He laughs awkwardly.*
Mason: So.. I can hit on you though?



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I sigh and attempt to arrange Gharn in a more comfortable position*
*I sigh again as Cal lunges at DP*
Break it up you two.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal hurls himself at Wade, for once just as angry as his wife can be. *
Cal: DON'T YOU EVER- GONNA MAKE YOU- RAAAGH!
*Cal does not appreciate people, especially Wade making cracks about his wife and is oblivious to Andrea*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/07 04:31:51


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Maiev smiles and takes her hoof off*
M: Try, and see where it goes. I have a knife that I use to castrate people. Maybe I can show it to you.
*Walks on Mason, nods to Morri, and walks out of the room, returning to Kara*
M: I met the guy that hit on you.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Mason: I prefer to keep my gents right where they are, thank you! Nice meeting you!
*He stands up (after being trampled) and dusts himself off.*
Mason: What a fiery woman..*Turns to Morri.* You see what I did there? Mason by the way, and you are?

----
*Rita finishes her shower, and puts her armor on.*
*She rolls her shoulder, and returns to the room.*
Rita: Sergeant! Where the feth are you?!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/07 04:33:58



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods at Rita*
Do you not have any clothes to put on other than your armour? I am sure I can find some of Lyr's things, though they'll be a bit big for you.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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