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[Yvette nods] ...Where do you suggest we start?

*Billy pauses then selects a rifle with his metal hand and picks it up*
Billy: I think here would be the best starting point. The .22. Simple, pretty low power and kickback, good beginners gun.
*Demonstrates how to hold it, makes sure Yvette understands all the normal rules of gun safety then loads it with a single slug and hands it over*
Billy: Alright, now try hitting that target
*He points to a paper target hanging at about 35 feet away from where they're standing*

*Leo nods*

Leo: Yeah that would probably work to.

*Leo moves her tail behind Scatty*

Leo: You look so tiny.

*Scatty frowns*
Scatty: At least I can fit in doors.*

*Leo grins*

Leo: But I have this.

*Leo lifts her 17 foot tail and places it next to Scatty*

[Yvette listens attentively and watches Billy's demonstrations]
You make it look very simple. [Looks unconvinced]
[Carefilly lines up and takes a shot at the target] [Flinches at the last moment and grips her hands over her ears, eyes watering slightly]
..I didn't know it'd be so loud.

*Mason gets up, debates on arguing with Deadpool, but thinks better of it and goes to the bar.*
Mason to Bartender: Get me a beer please.
*Turns off smart pistol system, and waits for his beer.*

*Scatty lifts the tail so it lays across her lap and looks down at it*
Scatty: Umm... I think this is almost too big... Now maybe if I was big again...


*Billy nods and picks up the gun from where it fell*
Billy: Sorry, I figured you knew at least that.
*He shrugs then reels in the target and inspects it*
Billy: Well you hit it, that's a good start. Most first time marksmen miss pretty badly on their first couple rounds.
*Shows Yvette the target which has a hole punched through it in one corner*

*Leo shivers as her tail is moved*

*Leo goes pink at the thought of a giant Scatty*

*Leo wants to hug Scatty but is to big*

*NPC Izriel and Maiev do gak*

~

*Jordan watches everything go on, silently recording it*
*Climbs up to the ceiling, and starts walking across it*
*Accidentally activates her personal gravity generator(which she didn't know about), which acts as a very small gravity generator pulling her down to whatever plane her feet are on*
*Gravity cancels out the Room's own gravity, and makes its own pulling Jordan to the ceiling*
*Gravity effect zone is only the immediate area around Jordan*
*Walks upside down along the ceiling while still recording everything*

*Leo curls up on the floor*

Leo: If I'm asleep I can't cough or sneeze so. I'm going to try and sleep.

*Scatty leans against the giant Leo*
Scatty: We should probably get you seen.... But sleep is nice too...
*Smiles and lies against Leo, toying with her phone*


*Billy wraps up shooting with Yvette for the day and packs up before walking back into the room and flopping down on a sofa*
Billy: Hey Twilly.
*Listens to the Moglins talks about his world, looking for all intents and purposes as if he hasn't a care in the world*

*Jordan wait's above Biilly, listening for a bit*
*Eventually gets bored, and deactivates the grav generator*
*Lands behind Billy with little more than a small sound of the floorboards*
*Stays cloaked*

*Leo smiles and looks at Scatty*

Leo: (So cute and tiny!)

*Leo hiccups and grows to 19'3*

Leo: Oh no...

*Scatty just stares at Leo*
Scatty:...


*Billy looks around at the sound but doesn't immediately notice anything. Twilly looks at the depression on the couch where Jordan is sitting with a frown on his little face*

*Maria walks out mostly back together and gets a coffee before sitting down after having a few bad memories resurface*

Hello.... Morning.
*flicks on the miricle on 34th street on tv and smiles slightly*
(original... Good version.... Not the remakes)

*Jordan slides behind Billy without disturbing him or the couch enough, and grabs his shoulders*

~

*Amelia eventually wakes up, kisses Yarrick, then goes to get something to eat*
*Grabs a coffee from the kitchen, then goes outside to fly off into the forest*

*Leo hiccups 3 more times growing to 25'6*

*She tries to not enjoy it and fails*

Leo: Oh-oh-oh my god.

*Scatty is pushed flat by Leo's tail and smothered by it*
Scatty: Mmmf!

Billy: AFLSDKGFLASDKFLSKDGFKLGJS! AAAAAAGGHHA!
*Twilly squeals and dives into the pillow fort as Billy jumps a foot in the air, arms flailing in shock*

*Mason drinks for a bit, then goes outside, and climbs into SR.*
*After awhile of thinking, he finally passes out in the titan.*

*Jordan doesn't flinch at Billy jumping, and pulls him back down*
J: ...
*Pulls Billy a bit closer, while trying to not give away identity*

*Maria spills coffee on self as billies nearby outburst suprised her merry Christmas film watching*

Urgh...
*ignores the hot coffee utterly thanking coffee not make see through clothes*

What's up with you... Your acting like a ghost grabbed your balls...?

*Billy growls and ties to break Jordan's grip*
Billy: Let me go you-
*Tries using his metal arm to break Jordan's grasp and is too busy freaking out about being "Attacked" by a unknown assailant*

*Jordan doesn't flinch again and kisses Billy's cheek*
J: ...
*Intertwines her fingers with Billy's metal hand*

*Billy freezes then lets out a sigh of relief*
Billy: Jordan... what the feth, you scared the gak outta me!
*Turns to look at her, heart still beating like a drum*

*Maria looks blankly....*

Jordan....
(assumes still cloaked)

Your going crazy... There's no person there...
No Jordan... You need to get laid more!

*goes off to change top in repressor as rather clingy*

*Leo lifts her tail of Scatty*

Leo: Are you alrigh- *Hiccup*

*Leo grows to 28'2*

*Jordan is still cloaked*
J: Response: I thought this would be fun. Inquiry: Is this not fun? Perhaps this will be.
*Holds onto Billy, and turns on her grav generator*

*Scatty nods and sits up*
Scatty: Yeah I'm fi- Danu... just how big are you going to get!?


*Billy sighs*
Billy: Fun fer you mayAAAGH!

*Jordan lands gracefully on the ceiling, still cloaked, and makes sure Billy's landing isn't that hard*
J: Inquiry: Was that fun?