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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Commissar looks startled] I'm glad I didn't use my finger, then.

[Activates power sword and slashes at anything getting too close] [Runs with the group]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/20 00:49:37



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*nods and squeezes Maiev's hand back*
*keeps leading the group along and pauses when a massive door comes in sight with two golems standing in front of it, both having runes across their body and are completely still*

*Ali whistles*
Ali: Either they need a trigger, or they're dead. You think sloth demons like lawn ornaments?

*Wade nods*
DP: Uno momento, por favor.
*pulls out an EMP grenade and tosses it at wherever the robots are coming from*
DP: Ok, let's go.
*chases after Jake*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/20 00:51:06


Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Doesn't notice Gharn's ear drop, and keeps walking*
*Stops behind Kara*

~

*Maiev tilts her head at the Golems*
M: Where do we go now?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sebastian holds out his arms] I had knives at that age! Nobody cared! That's sexist as heck-
[Slow realisation] Ohhh....


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita notices Gharn's ears drop.*
Rita: Hey you alright? She is just trying to help.
*She pats him on the shoulder as they walk along.*
Rita: Don't take it the wrong way... *Looks at the golems.* What the feth are those?

----
*The robots in the emp blast zone seizure for a moment, then violently explode. *
*Jake quickly climbs the stairs until finally reaching the second level. As the group enters the second level a lone figure in a red cloak stands in the center of the empty floor. His face is cast in shadow, and eight spider limbs seem to have sprouted from his back.*
Figure: Hello...Jake of New York, Son of Roland of Gilead.. You have traveled far.. Dakva is waiting.
*Jake takes no time in shooting at the figure.*
*The figure laughs, and with unnatural speed walks to the group.*

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn looks down at Rita*
Gharn: ...? Oh... I'm being foolish, nevermind.
*Gharn's ears perk up as he puts a hand on the hilt of his sword and narrows his eyes at the golems*


*Billy continues after Jake, still shooting at what bots remain then turns and empties his pistol at the figure*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/20 01:06:47


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Commissar holds his sword out again, the blade flickers with blue energy] [Levels it at the figure] Get the Feth away.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Golems, it looks like. My main worry is if they're active or not.
*stares at the golems while frowning*

*Aerin makes a coughing noise and nods to his crossbow before nodding at the golems*
*Ali smirks*
Ali: Well, that's an idea.

*Wade aims his pistol at the figure and fires a round at it*
DP: Feth you, and your monologue.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Turns around and frowns at Gharn and Rita*
What is wrong?

~

*Maiev shrugs, and looks at Kara*
M: Your choice how we deal with this.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Rita: Nothing is wrong Izriel, let's focus on the mission.
*Rita sighs, and pulls out her grenade launcher.*
Rita: I can blow them apart with this... or my firestar..
*She shrugs.*
---

*The figure sends a energy pulse at Jake sending him flying, he crashes hard against the wall.*
Figure: You have all come to your dooms... following this boy was a fatal mistake.
*The figure bleeds from multiple wounds, yet he stands unperturbed.*
*He slashes at the commissar in one quick motion with his bladed spider limbs, then slashes again this time at Deadpool.*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/20 01:31:52



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
Half contemplating having a new character show up where you guys are so I have something to do, just finished studying for my second-to-last final

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pouts slightly, then looks at the golems*
...Okay.

~

*Amelia turns to Yarrick slowly, facepalms, then continues walking*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/20 01:43:24


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

ooc: Well you gonna have to either go through Thoth's portal or explain why a medieval knight is in a post-apocalyptic city.
And then not bail out on us like you did with the last off-planet thing.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
I have no excuse for that really, I'm sorry.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I don't know if shooting it will work. Golems are... picky with what sets them off. It might be set to the doors. Aerin, if you want to shoot one, you can. But don't be surprised if it doesn't do anything.

*Aerin nods and raises the crossbow before firing*
*bolt round skims the top of the golem on the right, but does little else*
*Aerin shrugs and reloads the crossbow*

*Kara frowns*
K: I guess we try the doors. But be ready for two golems trying to rip you in half.

*Wade teleports to the side and draws his katana with his free hand while still firing at the creature*
DP: Shoulda brought some Raid.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Commissar throws up a block, for one of the blades] [Is swiped with a second] F-fff. [Grits teeth and pushes back with some force] [Raises his bolt pistol and fires towards the figure's chest]

ooc: No worries dude, just use the door, so to speak.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
So is the portal still active to begin with? Want to make sure before I get going

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Rita: See what this does.
*Rita fires three grenades at the golem, which explode on impact.*

-----
*Jake slowly begins to rise to his feet.*
*The figure makes no attempt to block Deadpools attack, or avoid the bolt shells. Black ichor splashes all over the floor... yet he stands.*
*Figure laughs, and sends a kinetic blast at Deadpools chest. He then turns towards the Commissar, his spider limbs quivering.*

OOC: I can roll you in after this fight, it will be crazy for him to go through the portal, run through the city, and find the tower they are in. Better for me just to put you in after fight, I figure it out.

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
Alright. I'll be sorting out my other 3 characters locations then. Thank you.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick looks embarrassed] I forgot that-
I went for the most complicated reason possible. [Hangs head]

[Commissar fires again] Stop making me waste ammunition and just die! [Swings the sword around and stabs towards chest height]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*the golem Rita hits shutters as the front layer of it gets hit*
*immediately, the second golem raises it's head and hurls a fireball at the group*

*Kara's eyes widen and she pulls Maiev to the side as the golem comes to life*
*Ali curses violently and wards himself with an arcane shield (shiny bubble)*
*Ramsey utters a litany and charges at the golem*

*Wade gets launched backwards and manages to flip onto his feet, albeit skimming along the ground*
DP: Fus Ro Dah? Really?
*holsters his pistol to draw a second katana before charging at the figure*

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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Flies towards the golem that Rita isn't shooting*
*Tries stabbing it*

~

*Maiev tries covering Kara with her body to protect her*

~

*Amelia nods*
Amy: Yeah, good job.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/20 02:36:18


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita grapples to the side, avoiding the fire ball.*
*She keeps firing at the Golem.*

----
*The figure yet again makes no attempt to block the commissars slash. Black ichor sprays from his side.*
Figure: Die? I think not..
*He sends a flurry of attacks at the Commissar, then sends a bolt of energy towards Deadpool.*
*Jake gets up, and begins firing at the creatures face.*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/20 02:51:13



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy leaps back, shield still out and sprays the monster with gunfire aimed towards it's eyes and head*


*Gharn barely dodging the fireball himself*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/20 02:49:55


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
Gonna have to call it a night in about 2 hours, I have another final early tomorrow morning

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Commissar struggles to block the attacks but does his damnedest] What unholy fethpit spawned you?
[Fires again into the shape, while falling back]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Anomaly! GL-class!
*The Agents retreat behind the shield to create a plan of engagement*
*Novus Mattherson gets hit by a lucky fireball that completely annihilates his head and upper torso*
*The body collapses, and Whitakker drags it behind the Ali's shield*
Scavenge ammo. Kinetics.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*closes her eyes and makes sure Maiev isn't facing the flames*
*Aerin attempts to dodge the hit but gets hit in the side and falls to the ground*
*Ali continues to curse and starts launching balls of energy at the golem, to little effect*

*Inferno Golem swats a hand at Izriel and opens itself up for a stab in return (it's fairly slow)*

*Wade gets hit with the energy and staggers backwards from the force*
DP: Mother fether!
*throws his katana at the figure*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Milo is sleeping in his office*
*Andrea is handling the medbay night shift*
*Athena is taking a nap on the couch*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita keeps up the fire, looking worriedly at Izriel.*

-----
*The creatures head disintegrates from the small arms fire,he tries to gurgle some words but is silenced by Deadpools Katanas.*
*He slumps to his knees, and literally dissolves into a mass of spiders. The spiders scatter.*
*Jake blasts some of the spiders, then turns to the group.*
Jake: Anyone hurt? *Watches some of the retreating spiders.* ... We need to keep moving.
*Jake has a slight limp with his bruised back.*



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
 
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