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Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Onyx winces, but keeps his grip and starts tearing at both it and the other wing*


*Gharn nods*
Gharn: Okay. What is that?
*Doing as he's told to make said cake*

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita smiles awkwardly.*
Rita: Banana Cake sounds good... Er... do you need help?
*She stares intensely at the bowl, as she speaks to Izriel.*
Rita: Gharn gots it... I'll jus watch..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/28 08:03:41



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Banana cake. It is cake with banana.
*Continues teaching how to make a very basic version of the cake*
I uhh...Might actually need some help...
*Gestures to another bowl*
Can you stir this Rita?...
*Almost mentally nosebleeds*

~

*Amelia jumps at Leo's roar, and automatically screams in pain from her wing*
*Looks up at Scatty in alarm, then back at Leo in fear*
Amy: S-Scatty!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/28 08:06:35


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty grunts and tries to heft Amy over her shoulder but fails and holds her side where Onyx hit her*
Scatty: We've got to... get you out of here...


*Gharn nods, still going along*
Gharn: Alright, but what is cake?

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo rams into another tree in attempts to remove Onyx*

*She growls as her wing membrane are damaged*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

It is a food.

~

*Amelia shakes her head, and looks back at the fight with Onyx and Leo*
Amy: Let me bite you...I can help...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Onyx grunts again and tries to reach and claw Leo's eyes*


*Scatty looks taken aback, and very hesitant*


*Gharn stares blankly at Izriel*
Gharn: I see...

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Amy: Scatty please! She needs m-us! She needs us!
*Looks up at Scatty pleadingly*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/28 08:16:51


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo moves her head and clamps her jaws down on Onyx's hand*

*Her eyes are blood red*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Rita: Yeah of course!
*Rita eagerly jumps over to the bowl, and starts stirring.*
*Watches the bowl intensely.*
Rita: Cake is a sweet dessert... that people eat...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/28 08:19:11



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn nods*
Gharn: Thank you for explaining


*Onyx roars in pain and bites down on the side of Leo's neck, as hard as he can*


*Scatty looks back then nods and kneels down next to Amelia and offers her wrist of the hand not holding her side*
Scatty: A-alright... just make it quick...

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods to Gharn, then watches Rita stir while subconsciously finishing up the ingredients to the cake and sliding them over to Gharn*
...

~

*Amelia nods up at Scatty, then gingerly takes her wrist, and bites into it*
*Bite itself hurts a lot more than the actual drain, which in turn doesn't drain a lot of Scatty's anything. Generally the people die first to either Amy tearing out their throats, or they bleed out, not actually the drain*
*Stays sucking Scatty's blood for a bit, while gaining a some colour*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty bites her lip and closes her eyes*
*Her Elder blood is MUCH more nourishing than human blood*


*Gharn keeps making cake and stuff, looking at Rita and Izriel*

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita keeps stirring the bowl, and staring at it intensely.*
Rita: When should I stop?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo snarls as her thick armour manages to save her from Onyx's fangs*

*Leo starts trashing her head around with Onyx's hand in it*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Onyx roars and moves over Leo's shoulders to be infront of her, then tears his hand from her teeth, losing a finger in the process and bites again towards Leo's softer underbelly and throat, determined to do SOMETHING to her*

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria walks out after handing her far shorter one report for cal to sign regarding other stuff and heads off after one last check of med bay*

*waves to cal and goes to the main room*
Hey folks..

*goes to make coffee in kitchen and smells at same time*
Ooh... Good cake.
*starts making some breakfast and a spare plate *

..

*marinalia wakes up, throws on a robe etc and heads to pool for a quick swim onboard before breakfast*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Snaps out of trance*
Hmm? Oh! Uhh...
*Checks the time, then facepalms*
When it's runny, and without any chunks.

~

*Amelia nods up at Scatty, then gets up after a little longer*
Amy: Thank you...
*Winces at the still broken wing, but hurls herself at Onyx*
*Tries to bite at the back of his neck, or his arm, depending on whether he's against a tree or not*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita nods at the bowl.*
Rita: Oh okay! I'll keep going then.
*She begins stirring more vigorously.*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/28 08:56:30



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo swollos Onyx's finger and growls*

*The Leo shoves her hands into Onyx's mouth and the fangs go straight through the palms of her hands*

*She groans in pain and starts trying to pry his mouth open (Like in king kong)*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty nods, and sits down heavily, clutching her side still and breathing short and fast*


*Gharn's still watching Rita and Izriel as he works*


*Onyx bites down hard then roars and lets go, falling backwards to crush Amy beneath him*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/28 09:07:02


 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo roars in pain as her hands get holes punched in them*

*She takes a few steps back*

*She hisses and flicks her tongue*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/28 09:19:26


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Watches Rita's hands move, and not much else*

~

*Amelia would definitely scream out in pain on landing on her broken wing, but is too busy shoving her teeth into Onyx's neck*
*Wraps her legs around Onyx's waist and her arms under his arms, and bites down more*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Onyx writhes and tries to rip Amelia off his back, not paying attention to Leo*

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo grabs Onyx by the legs and throws him into the air*

*Doesn't seem to care about Amy's safety*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria does not notice the angel of awkward and Rita and makes some breakfast and a coffee pot*

Good luck with what your making. Smells good...
*waves and goes sit on down on a log outside joined by Marla eating breakfast under a roof watching the storm clouds pass over yet not quite hitting rhw room with ita full power *

...

*space wolves and iron preist doing a inventory of everything and working out what to keep, send on and what needs to go to a forgeworld*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita finishes stirring the bowl till it's contents are runny.*
Rita: I am finished... or I think it is.. let me know..
*She pushes the bowl closer to Izriel, and briefly smiles at her... Then quickly looks away towards the bowl.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Briefly smiles at Rita back, then nods at the bowl*
It is perfect.
*Waits for Gharn to finish, then puts them both into the oven cause it's taking too long*
*Blinks at Maria, then smiles and waves her off*
*Speedy oven finishes the cake in 3 minutes or something*
*Pulls out the now finished cake and gestures for Rita and Gharn to eat*

~

*Amelia gasps as she's thrown into the air with Onyx*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/28 09:34:57


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn tries a piece of cake and tries not to gag*


*Onyx lands of his chest with a massive thud and crunch of bushes*

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita smiles, and watches the cake bake.*
*She takes a piece and enjoys it.*
Rita: It's really good!


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
 
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