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**Buttery Commissar**

[Yvette leans over the back of CBC and steals some of his chips] What the heck are you watching?
[CBC doesn't even flinch] ..Scooby Doo.
[Yvette looks confused] Why is the dog talking?

[Commissar rubs the bridge of his nose and wonders where to start]

**2BlackJack1**

*Gort looks up at the TV*
G: Magicses. Tricksy.
*looks at CBC and frowns*
G: What master bait?

**zombiekila707**

*Ciri stops sharpening her silver sword, and sits next to Taeria.*
Ciri: Everything okay?

---
*Jake sleeps silently, his dreams are plagued with nightmares.*

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*Rita after a time finally goes to sleep.*

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*Roland rises from his bed, and walks out of the medbay heading towards the main room.*

**theplahunter**

*muffled voice*

We're fine! Thanks!

**Buttery Commissar**

[CBC looks up at the rock troll] It's the best kind of bait. Commissar Nick, guy who has a big hat like this, he can tell you all about it. [Points at the door CN is behind]

**jhe90**

*Maria*

No problem. Beep me if you need help.

*goes to sofas*
Hey. *hears*
I'm not even gonna ask...

*flops onto a sofa and lies down reading flamers weekly off the table*

**Verviedi**

*Miritas waves to the drone as it flies back through the portal*
I am... to wait. Where is everybody?

**2BlackJack1**

*Gort nods*
G: Big hatsies word smart.
*stands up and wanders over to the door CBC directed him to before pounding against the door with his head*
G: What master bait?

*Kara walks into the main room and nods to whoever is present*
K: Hello.
*sees the troll and smiles*
K: Not going to ask.

**zombiekila707**

*Roland silently walks into the main room, and heads to the kitchen.*
*He begins drinking his tall glass of water.*

**theplahunter**

*calls out *

Go ask the guy that just sent you to me! Not like he can get women, so he does it often!

**2BlackJack1**

*Gort looks confused and looks between the door and CBC*
G: Humanses Gort tell. No humanses away walk-go.

**Verviedi**

Gort, just... Nick will not be kind to you. To get a straight answer, you'd need to just go through the door and pin him to a floor until he answers you.

**Buttery Commissar**

[CBC hears the yelling] [Looks up at Yvette] I don't need a lady, I've already got the best friend and partner in your father, and now I have a family. [reaches up and pats her hand]
[Yvette laughs] Are you calling my father a lady?

[Commissar BC inhales his drink] ...

**2BlackJack1**

*Gort looks back at the door*
G: Witcherses 'no humanses stew' say. No door ruleses.
*shoulder checks through the door and looks around for CN*
G: Humanses talky talk. What master bait.

**Verviedi**

It's-
*Sees Gort shoulder check the door*
*Tactical retreat over to Yvette and CBC*

**theplahunter**

*commissar comes out in full uniform holding a shotgun and wet*

Alright who the feth did it?

**2BlackJack1**

*Gort puts a hand on CN's shoulder and squeezes (not enough to break the bone, but to keep him in place)*
G: Talk.

**jhe90**

*Maria supresses urge to laugh*

Oh... ... ... ...
Sorry..

This is too much. Reads magazine supressing laughing *

...

*marlania heads out in skirt and bikini top and heads to laundry as t shirt smelly, depossits top and joins near cbc watching*
Hey... What crazyness happen?

*Marla waves and goes to check on gharn at the med bay*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Yvette grabs Miri and phases out of sight] Shhh...

[CBC swings around to see CN] ..Well, when asked a question, it's only fair to send someone to the authority on the subject. Chip? [Holds out bag]

**theplahunter**

It's when you're an idiot like Verdai who can't get laid even after he buys gak for his girlfriend so he does it to pleasure himself with his own hand so he can feel wanted. Or he does it with a drone.

*commissar brushes off Gort and turns the safety off his shotgun*

**2BlackJack1**

*Gort frowns and follows after CN*
G: All humanses do? What point?

**Verviedi**

*Covers mouth*
That... bastard.

**Buttery Commissar**

[CBC stands up] For someone so sure of himself, you sure are stroking that thing a lot in public. [Eats a chip] [Licks fingers and grins]

**Overlord Thraka**

*Iris walks out into the main room and pauses*
Iris: What did I just walk into?

*Morgan, Dria and their father go to the kitchen*
*The twins start making something for all three of them to eat as Cal chugs a cup of coffee*
Cal: Ahhh... That's better...
*He looks around and realizes who's in the kitchen*
Cal: ROLAND?!

*Gharn slipped back into unconsciousness*

**theplahunter**

got a problem? Do something about it, because I was busy caring for Vit after she got hurt and I got that motherfether behind me busting the door down. So how about you all just leave me alone, I'm not in the mood.

*commissar goes back to take care of vit... after firing a shotgun blast in front of CBCs feet*

**2BlackJack1**

*Gort frowns and slams a fist into the ground*
G: Gort not morherfether! What mother fether?

**Buttery Commissar**

[CBC doesn't flinch] [Raises eybrows] I'm gonna assume that was premature as well, cause it missed. Poor Vitani. [Tuts]

**theplahunter**

*Darvan and Korvos walk into the room to see Gort pissed beyond belief and Commissar walking away*

Darvan: we should do something...

*Darvan slides his helmet on to hide his charcoal black skin and walks over*

Darvan: what's going on?

**jhe90**

*Marla sees and looks at vitals before making a tiny medication adjustment to a iv line and leaves to rest making sure vitals are more where she would like thrm*

*goes to compile cals missing paperwork while away*

...

*marlania ignore nicks troll momment unto shot and decides to leave area and heads to kitchen hearing a shout in bikini top and skirt as got semlly doing sword practice *

Roland? Cal?
Anything going on?

*Maria looks up*
This is a home. Not a firing range. .

**Overlord Thraka**

*Iris laughs hard at CBC's joke*
Iris: Oh... that was too good!
*Wipes her eyes and giggles*

*Dria and Morgan cast a quick glance at Marlania, then back at Roland, Morgan is slightly pink*