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**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You move to Florida.

I wish I didn't have a flat tire.

**snurl**

Granted. You have thrown a track instead.

I wish for more toys.

**Hawky**

Granted. You have won a lifetime suppy of adults toys.

I wish for quiet PC fan.

**snurl**

Granted. Your fan makes no noise but your wrist gets tired quickly.

I wish I was stoned.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You are caught outside during a severe hailstorm.

I wish I felt like putting up Christmas decorations.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you feel like putting them up around the Fourth of July.

I wish I could post in here more

**snurl**

Granted. But you only wish for more kittens. The granted wishes display such diverse examples of creative animal cruelty that you are slowly driven into depression.

I wish my hair had not turned white.

**Hawky**

Granted. You start to lose hair.

I wish to not be hungry.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You are stricken with gut-wrenching nausea.

I wish the weather in Florida was like this more often. (69 degrees and sunny!)

**Hawky**

Granted. It's 69 degrees of Celsius.

I wish to be more empathic.

**snurl**

Granted. You are showered non-stop with everyone's fears, hatred, and anger. You wind up as a singer in a metal band.

I wish the cat could understand me.

**Hawky**

Granted. The cat understands you, but it pretends it does not.

I wish my friends would not get lost so frequently.

**snurl**

Granted. They only get lost one more time. For good.

I wish the Christmas cookies were ready.

**Hawky**

Granted. They are ready, but you can't eat them (There is Grandma sentry witn rolling pin)

I wish I could eat Christmas cookies.

**snurl**

Granted. You eat nothing but Christmas Cookies.

I wish to find the perfect tree.

**Hawky**

Granted. You found the perfect tree, but it was cut down and replaced by a billboard. (With a picture of tree and appealing slogan to recyclate paper)

I wish there were more participants than you and me. (nothing personal

)

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted.

I wish for more Scarab Occult Terminators.

**snurl**

Granted. They bite you when you attempt to paint them.

I wish for an obedient cat.

**Hawky**

Granted. It obeys somebody else.

I wish that my rabbit would not make mess every morning.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. It waits until the afternoon, when it makes an even bigger mess.

I wish x-acto knives were safer to use.

**MDSW**

Granted. They are so safe they cut nothing.

I wish I would get everything on my Xmas list this Xmas.

**snurl**

Granted. You get DNA and fingerprints for Christmas.

I wish to enjoy the new Star Wars movie- as in, it better be good.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You watch it on Netflix and enjoy the fact that you didn't pay full price for yet another disappointing Star Wars experience.

I wish that there were better movie options right now.

**snurl**

Granted. Every movie ever made is available for the next two minutes.

I wish to enjoy vacation.

**Hawky**

Granted, You have been kidnapped but luckily to you, you started o suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.

I wish to have endless tankard of tasty tea.

**blood ravens addiction**

But the Tyranids ate it all.

I want to smell nice.

**snurl**

Granted. You find yourself face down in the street in the town of Nice, France. Take a whiff!

I wish to see the best movie ever.

**Hawky**

Granted. You saw the film but heard nothing as a person next to you in cinema phoned all the time.

I wish for a dishwasher

**War Kitten**

Granted, but it breaks the instant you install it.

I wish I didn't just fail my philosophy test

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You didn't fail the test. You're everything your philosophy teacher hoped you would be.

I wish there was a better Independence Day sequel.