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**snurl**

Granted. They do play them. In Epic scale.

I wish I knew which figures to paint next.

**blood guard26**

granted. none

I wish more people played inquisitor.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Inquisitor gets a flood of TFG's that have recently been banned from 40k

I wish I got paid more.

**HiveFleetCollossus**

Granted. The Government steals all the extra money you make.

I wish I had a job.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Then the stock market crashes.
I wish I had that guys guitar.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You get the remains of the guitar, after the guy smashed it in a fit of drunken rage.
I wish I had a robot body to transfer my conscience to.

**Grey Templar**

granted, all the robot can do is make toast. You spend the next 30 years working in a small cafe in New York before you are finally scrapped and replaced with the latest model.

I wish I had a Exitus rifle.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, it has a serious failure causing the barrel to rupture severing your hand.

I wish Graham McNeill would write Codex fluff.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. Graham McNeil is appointed to write the fluff for all the codexes. He then quits his job due to excessive stress, and the job goes to the only GW employee willing to do the job... Mat Ward.

I wish to never die in Dark Heresy.

**snurl**

Granted. The first time you begin to start the game you are electrocuted in a freak accident.

I wish for a new 40k race.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted. My Little Pony faction becomes really popular. You vomit out of sheer "joy."
I wish they made another Hellboy film. That didn't blow chunks.

**Mynameisalie**

snurl wrote:
Granted. The first time you begin to start the game you are electrocuted in a freak accident.

I wish for a new 40k race.

Dude, I specialize in that. And I get stomped on for it as well.
¬_¬

Granted. Everything blows up.
I wish I got more views on my threads. That were positive.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The thread become too popular, though, and the local admin declares a purge of the forum.
I wish I had a pretty, smart girlfriend that sincerely cared for me.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, she has an overprotective father who is both a member of the NRA and a Marine Drill Instructor, after he is done with the first meeting you resemble a pile of goo more than a human.

I wish I wouldn't have to clean up after said pile of goo

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you are now part of that goo.

I wish I hadn't denied myself any sleep tonight by Wikipediaing Corpse Party.

Urgh.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, you have denied yourself sleep for the next several nights by actually watching it. (or reading it, or playing it, or whatever it is. I've never heard of Corpse Party)

I wish I could delay the Dakka Dakka world campaign until my IG are finished.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, you never finish your IG.

I wish Fallout: Lanius gets all the funding it needs and more.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then the developers use that money on really useless trivia stuff, and the game itself is bad.
I wish we had an auditorium for our anime club instead of a classroom.

**snurl**

Granted. They set you up on the arena floor and psychiatrists come from far and wide and fill the grandstands to study the habits of anime viewers.
Dissection follows.

I wish the Westboro Baptists would demonstrate at the Libyan embassy.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, the Baptists win and kill the occupants of the embassy.

I wish I could paint faster.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You are the fastest painter known to mankind. But you paint your models horribly, and break most of them in the process.

I wish I could paint my models well, fast, and could find them.

**purplefood**

Granted but you can only do it with acidic paint which causes your models to dissolve within a day of them being painted.

I wish I could jump really high.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You jump in your room one day, and bash your head on the ceiling. You have a reeeaaallly bad headache the next day.
I wish I knew what to upgrade my computer with next.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You upgrade it with a banana.

I wish my TF2 download would hurry up!

**snurl**

Granted. Campers start fragging you as soon as the game is installed.

I wish people were smarter.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted, they are all smarter than you.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You have the best work ethic in the world, so you work yourself to death.

I wish my new MC texture pack wasn't keeping me off my friend's server.

**snurl**

Granted. Its the malware on your computer that keeps you off of your friends server.

I wish Sunday afternoons like this went on forever.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. You are locked in the exact moment of time you made that wish. Aware of you surroundings and how they are not advancing in time. Have a nice stay in eternity.

I wish I had an adepta sororitas power armor set mounted on a manequin.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. It's super fragile and it dissolves into dust the second a breeze hits it.

I wish I hadn't taken AP US history.