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2012/09/17 00:21:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. You have AP Chemistry instead.
I wish I could play Borderlands 2 right now.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/17 03:48:49
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are alone in a sentry post on a godforsaken road. It is night and you think you see something moving. Your phone is dead. Have fun........
I wish our RPG group could meet more often.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/09/17 04:09:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. It meets every 5 minutes for 4 hours, and you are unable to get anything done.
I wish I was better at Sega's Total War series.
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2012/09/17 11:30:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. You're so good at it you beat the campaign in 20 minutes. Plus, the multiplayer breaks. Hope you like your now completed campaign-only game!
I wish I would get more posts on my Tunngle Minecraft Server topic, which were positive, no-one closed down the thread, my computer stays at my desk, my house stays on planet Earth along with everyone else, and my computer and internet doesn't break.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/17 11:50:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Ward posts  . Could be positive right?
I wish people would stop trying to create an incorruptable wish.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/17 11:55:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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ARGH! I thought that one was incorruptible... Besides, making it harder is just more fun!
Granted. They make very difficult to corrupt wishes. Not incorruptible, but just really, really hard.
I wish for awesomecake.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/17 12:04:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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And I deliver that pice of awsomecake right to your face. Nothing like the classics 
I wish for a fork so that I may eat the awsomecake that is now all over your face.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/17 12:53:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. It's made of white hot iron. Enjoy the new black fork-shaped burn mark on your palm!
I wish I had a really long tongue to lick off the awesomecake that is still on my face.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/17 12:54:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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This makes me want to make a "fortunately unfortunately" topic...
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/17 12:55:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted but you are not used to controlling your new long tongue and it just hangs out of your mouth dripping saliva on the floor.
I wish I had a dog to eat the awsomecake.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/17 12:56:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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OH HELL NO!
Granted. The dog dies as soon as you get it.
I wish I could control my really long tongue.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/17 13:02:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted but now its been so long since the original wish was posted the cake has gotten hard and the frosting has gotten crusty.
I wish for a hose to clean mynameisalie off with.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/17 13:04:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Mynameisalie wrote:OH HELL NO!
Granted. The dog dies as soon as you get it.
I wish I could control my really long tongue.
Granted. You end up strangling yourself, as you can't see where you are going with it.
I then eat the cake.
I wish I could get the taste of Mynameisalie out of my mouth.
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/09/17 13:05:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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HEY HEY HEY!!! WOAH SIR!!!!
I get to shoot her with a hose.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/17 13:08:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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xD
Granted, it uses too much pressure, and knocks the both of you off a conviently placed cliff.
I wish I didn't keep getting ninja'd all the time.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/09/17 14:47:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I'm a guy.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/17 14:57:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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The avatar fools all. My mistake.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/17 15:01:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I know it does.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/17 23:29:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
xD
Granted, it uses too much pressure, and knocks the both of you off a conviently placed cliff.
I wish I didn't keep getting ninja'd all the time.
Granted, now you ninja people so often that they get angry and burn your house down in retribution.
I wish I had my own tamed Brumak as a steed.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/18 00:56:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. It is the most loyal companion you've ever had, but it eventually panics and runs over a cliff with you on it.
I wish Dawn of War 3 would come out.
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2012/09/18 02:44:12
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You need to download a patch just to install it and your graphics card wont run it without dropping frames and thats with all the textures and shading turned off.
I wish for Microsoft Close Combat for the Nintendo Wii.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/18 03:29:09
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted it sucks and is plagued with errors.
I wish for a beautiful singing voice.
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 6000 points 
 4000 points 
Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/18 03:31:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. You are now a bird.
I wish I didn't have school in the morning.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/18 03:33:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but during your first major concert you trip on the microphone cord onto a chair breaking your neck, now your life is reliant on a breathing apperatus, and you can no longer vocalise anything.
I wish I could pull decent cards in MTG booster drafts
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2012/09/18 03:48:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. You draw such amazing cards that you are accused of cheating, and are blacklisted by all MTG drafts.
I wish I could use comparisons to Mat Ward to win internet debates at the drop of a hat.
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2012/09/18 11:11:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Welcome to dakka.
Watch, I'll do it right now..... You argue just like Matt Ward and Dakka bans you b/c we dont really like him.
I wish Matt ward would keep his hands off of codecies
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/18 18:55:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. He is now hired to design new models instead. Dreadknights for EVERYONE!!!
I wish Chaos didn't have Power Rangers-esque models for the new update.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/19 02:15:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. No CSM power rangers. Now they look like WBFB elves with antlers.
I wish for good weather for the next 2 weeks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/19 05:52:12
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, its good weather for Storm Chasers.
I wish for some new headphones.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/19 10:14:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - they don't work.
I wish for a time machine.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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