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**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. It takes to much energy to power an is akin to a giant lawn ornament.

I wish I could get Tadashi's time machine to work and use it myself.

**Tadashi**

Granted - a fail-safe causes it to transport you back to the time of the dinosaurs and then discharge its energy reserves, trapping you in time.

I wish I had those pointy, 'old man' shoes from The Sorcerer's Apprentice."

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. They are magic shoes that take you back to the time of the dinosuars with me.

I wish I cold get my time machine working and leave Tadashi in the time of the dinosuars.

**Tadashi**

Granted - then I use space-time ninjutsu to catch up with you, and retake my time machine.

I wish for 40k High was real.

**snurl**

Granted. No one knows where to find it.

I wish for some of the new chaos-looking figures that are on The Miniatures Page today.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Then Tadashi ninja's you back to the time of the dino's

I wish Tadashi wasn't a ninja.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:
Granted. Then Tadashi ninja's you back to the time of the dino's

I wish Tadashi wasn't a ninja.

Granted. He is now a pirate, and he loots all of your stuff. Including the Time Machine.
I wish I didn't have a writer's block all the damned time.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. You are now a muse and must enact your inspiration through others

I wish I had a contact to seal team 6 so that I could kill the pirate who took my stuff

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You even get the time machine back! But as you begin to use it, every action you take going back and forth through the timeline causes massive changes in the time-space continuum, which all culminate to a horrific apocalypse for all life on Earth. You try to go back to the point when you first began this time-travel adventure, but that only makes things much worse. Finally, you accidentally meet your past-self, and then Time and Space begin to collapse in on itself. Oh, and in the new timelines, hot dogs and Anime no longer exist.
I wish people realized time-travel is something you should not meddle with.

**Mynameisalie**

So do I.
Granted. Everyone understands, but still travels through time anyway.
I wish Black Holes weren't so damn deadly.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Mynameisalie wrote:
So do I.
Granted. Everyone understands, but still travels through time anyway.
I wish Black Holes weren't so damn deadly.

Granted. Instead of killing you, they now put you in an eternal state of pain and torment, from which there is no release.
I wish twilight never existed, so that people can take vampires seriously again (and by seriously, I mean not see them as complete lover boy pansies.)

**snurl**

Granted. Vampires are respectable but now they like "My Little Werewolf".

I wish time travel was much safer.

**Tadashi**

Granted - time travel and meeting or even marrying your opposite-sex counterparts is as mundane as buying bread.

I wish I could use Spiral Energy.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Then I wish you would stop making obscure anime refrences that I have to look up. Im feeling like less of an obsesse.

so: I wish you would stop making obscure anime refrences that I have to look up.

**snurl**

Granted. No more anime references will need looking up because you know them all! You are a basement dwelling anime junkie who thrives on obscure titles and you even translate the originals.

I wish for more robot chicken episodes.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

snurl wrote:
Granted. No more anime references will need looking up because you know them all! You are a basement dwelling anime junkie who thrives on obscure titles and you even translate the originals.

Duh.....

Granted. You have corrupted the ariways with the basest of entertainment with the crudest humor known to mankind. An angry mob forms outside your home, burns it down, and carries your body to the studio as an offering to appease the great TV gods who restore anime to the airwaves and blast Robot Chicken into oblivion.

I wish people wouldnt wish for bad tv shows.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:
snurl wrote:
Granted. No more anime references will need looking up because you know them all! You are a basement dwelling anime junkie who thrives on obscure titles and you even translate the originals.

Duh.....

Granted. You have corrupted the ariways with the basest of entertainment with the crudest humor known to mankind. An angry mob forms outside your home, burns it down, and carries your body to the studio as an offering to appease the great TV gods who restore anime to the airwaves and blast Robot Chicken into oblivion.

I wish people wouldnt wish for bad tv shows.

Granted. The reviews of the bad tv shows become so favorable they are now officially master pieces. The entire jersey shore collection is housed at the Smithsonian.
I wish people weren't such sheep.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. People are lions and eat you.

I wish people werent Lions (And that jersey shore went down in flames

)

**Mr. Burning**

Granted. They are now Impala, The savannahs very own takeaway.

Jersey shore will be replaced with Hamptons 4 Eva.

I wish I could time travel.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Are we really going back to the time travel wish....

Granted, you warp back to approximately 20 posts ago and read every post we made about time travel.

I wish people wouldnt re-post wishes.

**Mr. Burning**

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:
Are we really going back to the time travel wish....

Granted, you warp back to approximately 20 posts ago and read every post we made about time travel.

I wish people wouldnt re-post wishes.

Granted.

I wish for time travel.................

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. And then the whole shebang about meeting yourself accidentally and killing yourself and destroying time and space, etc etc...
I wish I was reincarnated to see the Great Crusade.

**Mr. Burning**

granted, You are onboard ship with the Emperors Children. Post Laer.

I wish I had brought those kenner Star ways toys (mint) I saw in a box in the corner of a grotty seasdie shop when I was 8.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, but you broke them within 5 minutes.

I wish I was a better shot in Dark Heresy.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but your enemies are better shots.

I wish I could take an axe to everyones time machine's, nothing could go wrong with crudely destroying a machine that alters time and space.

**snurl**

Granted. You smash all the machines to smithereens. But it takes a few days to complete. If only you could go back in time........

I wish people weren't so touchy about granted wishes.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, they are now livid about corrupted wishes,

I wish I had a gatorade after the tiring work of smashing everyones time machines.

**Mr. Burning**

Wardragoon wrote:
Granted, they are now livid about corrupted wishes,

I wish I had a gatorade after the tiring work of smashing everyones time machines.

Granted, but as you wasted a perfectly good wish on gatorade your friends and family actively despise you forever.

I wish I could alter peoples moods.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but animals have an instant hatred of you, to the point where they actively try to kill you.

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

**Tadashi**

Granted - you now have no immune system.

I wish I could meet an opposite-sex clone of myself.