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2012/10/15 18:25:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. All the dialogue is replaced with "SPESS MEHRENS!" "METAL BAWKSES!" and "HWEE KAP-TOORED EET FOR KAY-HOSS!". Then GW sues and every single disc is recalled and destroyed, and the creators go bankrupt.
I wish Rei Ayanami was mai waifu. (Lulz.)
Edit: Damn. Ninja'd.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/10/15 18:25:59
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/15 18:29:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. Unfortunately, we are all destroyed in am meteor impact 5 minutes later.
I wish bronies would stop mixing 40k with mlp. IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/10/15 18:30:32
Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/10/15 20:42:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. They learn through Pony Communism as Bronies take over the world. They then turn it into a dictatorship with them at the top, while the non bronies suffer as the new-proletariat.
I wish I had better memory.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/10/15 20:42:54
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/15 21:12:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but you forgot what it was you wanted to remember.
I wish I hadn't embarrassed myself in OT with a mai waifu joke.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/15 22:08:08
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You embarassed yourself by starting the I love Sparklies thread.
I wish for more games of WHFB.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/10/15 22:10:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. You lose every single one of them.
I wish I could take myself in and out of a happy anime land where all the shittiness of real life was absent.
(Yes, raise the Otaku Alarm!)
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/15 22:16:35
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But every time you go there anvils drop on your head from out of nowhere and then the tentacles come for......
I wish to win at WHFB occasionally.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/15 22:21:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Tentacles are fine. I can deal with that.
Granted, but you only win because your opponent has to go for dinner.
I wish for a life size working EVA.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/15 23:21:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its destroyed by my fully functional and full sized Arc Gurren Lagann. I wish people realized how bad Evangelion is... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindScrew
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 00:40:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. But to fill the void, people turn en mass to Mankind Has Declined. Your life becomes filled with internet images of 6 inch tall Link lookalikes grinning like idiots.
I wish the ork bommer was in the ork codex
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2012/10/16 01:03:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Granted. It's now the only entry in the Ork Codex.
I wish for more street cred.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/10/16 01:24:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You get a giant squig that will eat you in 26 years.
I wish to be a plague marine.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/10/16 01:25:50
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2012/10/16 01:42:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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 Color Sgt. Kell wrote:Granted. You get a giant squig that will eat you in 26 years.
I wish to be a plague marine.
Granted, you die. Slowly.
Now how does me getting a giant squig get me street cred lol?
I wish for more street cred!
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/10/16 02:20:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are chillin in the street when you are flattened by a bus. They rename the street after you, the highest street credit there is.
I wish I could stay home and watch the rest of this movie.
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2012/10/16 03:23:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. The movie is 2 girls and 1 cup.
I wish I could recover everything I've ever lost.
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2012/10/16 03:27:44
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, however its your mother that returns all your lost things. Many of which were best not seen by her.
I wish for some custard.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/16 04:15:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted, poison custard
i wish i could have a box of timtams that never ran out
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2012/10/16 07:22:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
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Granted, You die of obesity as you are unable to stop eating the delicious things...Not a bad death...
I wish that I could have been born at the start of the year instead of towards the end of it...
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  "Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath"
 Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
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2012/10/16 09:00:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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(first off, thankyou for the delicious death pooo)
granted, you were born on new years eve at 00.00, either giving you 2 or no birthdays, (as a thankyou for my corruption)
I wish i could play a game of 40k whenever and with whoever I want!...legally...
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2012/10/16 09:02:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. For some strange reason, you lose simple motor abilities such as picking objects up.
Have fun playing 40K!
I wish for 0x10^c.
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2012/10/16 09:12:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. but your genie has no idea what the feth that is so you get a puppy instead.
I wish I was a mighty primarch in a universe where the horus heresy or any other catastrophic events occured.
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2012/10/16 09:51:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - Sanguinius kills you.
I wish for to be a shinigami.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 11:14:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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i was talking about sanguinious!
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2012/10/16 11:19:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. no one likes you because you're evil
I wish I was a sayian
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2012/10/16 12:19:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you have no tail and everyone makes fun of your crazy hair.
I wish for a dozen hot chicken wings.
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2012/10/16 12:29:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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sayian hair is epic, (besides, anyone who laughs at me is only a pile of dust...)
granted, explosively hot chicken wings.
I wish I mastered kamehameha to the extent that it only armed those that I was aiming at and I could use it all the time.
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2012/10/16 12:38:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you are destroyed (along with the galaxy you're in) by Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
I wish I could be a fighter pilot.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 12:44:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get shot down and crash into a windmill that catches fire after the huge explosion.
I wish for cold beer to wash down my hot wings.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/16 12:47:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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(FAIL - go down in flames and glory? YES PLEASE!)
Granted - its low quality.
I wish for the Mass Effect series to continue.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 14:19:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, it continues with a My Little Pony crossover.
I wish you would realize what a masterpiece Neon Genesis Evangelion is.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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