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2012/10/16 14:28:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. We decide to ignore it.
I wish whatever I imagined came to life when I'm completely normal (e.g. nothing inflicted on me like fire, disease etc).
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/10/16 15:01:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Unfortunately you imagine a gigantic scorpion which eats you alive.
I wish I wouldn't get spots.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/16 16:48:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ok. You gut Nurgle's Rot instead.
I wish people would stop making wishes about anime.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/16 18:04:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Granted. After being looted by an Undead Osama Bin Ladin, Godzilla finally destroys Tokyo, as well as every Island Nation, including GB b4 setting forth to destroy the West.
I wish more people Raged Against the Machine effectively.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/10/16 18:34:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Everyone now listens to Rage Against the Machine. Now, all bands and groups and singers try to imitate them, and music becomes so cliched and boring and repetitive, no one listens to anything anymore.
I wish my professor didn't go off tangents and wasn't boring.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/16 18:53:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, we are no longer human so technically "people" aren't making anime based wishes.
I wish my dad would die incredibly slowly and incredibly painfully.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/16 18:58:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ok then. With you on his lap.
In the electric chair.
I wish I could finish my personal statement.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/16 19:52:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Granted. You put a period on whatever it is.
I wish for 10,000 years of more time doing what I love doing.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/10/16 20:00:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but you get bored of it after the first ten minutes.
I wish Sega would make a new console.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/16 20:22:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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They do. Sega go bust when no one buys it. Literally no one. It's so bad not even you pick it up.
I wish I had more time to do Chapter Training.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/17 06:15:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You don't have time to do anything else though.
I wish all of the codex writers at GW were like Phil Kelly.
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2012/10/17 09:37:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted, the only codexes released from now on are chaos and eldar
I wish for mind control.
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2012/10/17 09:40:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you are imprisoned in a Psychic Isolation Chamber.
I wish Yuri's Revenge (Soviet storyline) really happened with myself being the General who led the Soviets to victory.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/17 10:25:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Actually, Phil Kelly wrote the excellent Space Wolves codex as well. And Dark Eldar.
Granted. You are assassinated almost immediately after your victory.
I wish for a Terminator helmet.
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2012/10/17 10:33:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted, terminator helmets weigh about 200kg, just try wearing that, i dare you.
I wish for a suit of artificer, blood angels armour, with the black carapace and everything.
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2012/10/17 10:35:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you get small plastic models of said items.
I wish for all non-Human primates to go extinct.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/17 12:35:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. Then Eco-warriors hunt you down and kill you.
I wish for unlimited cheese.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/10/17 12:46:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Then the heavily molested cows trample you to death.
I wish for more dragon souls in skyrim.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/17 12:58:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - there's so many they eventually break free into the real world and cause havok.
I wish GI Joe was real.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/17 13:04:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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 Tadashi wrote:Granted - there's so many they eventually break free into the real world and cause havok.
HA jokes on you, they already have. Thats the problem.
GI joe is real and then gets married to barbie. He was supposed to save the world but now he's busy being the puppy dog of a plastic blonde bombshell.
I wish White Scars was more competitive.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/17 13:18:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - Matt Ward writes their fluff.
I wish GI Joe was a real world organization.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/17 14:35:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Unfortunatley there a terrorist organization intant on bringing around the apocalypse that just happen to be called GI Joe
I for hot  with the girl of my dreams
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/10/17 14:37:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. And then, like the Slaneesh she is, she immasculates you and then drags you kicking and screaming into the cult of excess.
I wish for loophole free codecies.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/17 16:13:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, they are loophole free because they have no words.
I wish I hadn't disturbed myself listening to Shinji's screaming in the original Japanese.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/17 18:07:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. You are disturbed even more by the English version instead.
I wish I was a Vault Hunter on Pandora.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/17 20:05:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. You are stuck on the planet Pandora, searching endlessly and fruitlessly for bank vaults while self-righteous blue kitty-people hippies lecture you on the evils of consumerism.
I wish GW would reveal who the 2nd and 11th space marine legions are.
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2012/10/17 20:13:42
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. They turn out to be the Pony Legion and the Furry Marines.
I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/17 20:35:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Do want 
Granted. You are now not allergic to testicles.
I wish for a snowy christmas this year.
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2012/10/17 21:23:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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No. You get pony christmas instead.
I wish for Ponymas. (Work with me Squig.)
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/17 21:25:02
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! Only thing you can eat is bacon.... poisoned bacon.
I wish for sword and shield.
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