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Granted, but the sword is an oversized butterknife and the shield is made out of vanilla wafers.

I wish I could play Fallout 1/2.

Granted. You can play it but you play so poorly you quit in disgust.

I wish for unlimited cider supplies.

Granted, however there is a typo on the order and you now have an unlimited supply of red hot cinders.

I wish the week was over.

Granted. You wake up next Monday morning naked on a park bench with a new tattoo shaped like a heart with the word Tadashi in the center.

I wish people would slow down and notice the details.

Granted. The whole world erupts in an explosion of car crashes.

I wish to be a time lord.

Granted. You are a timelord. how sad they were all wiped out.

I wish that everyone was not anime obsessed

Granted - they're either Americans or commies.

I wish I had a time machine so I can erase Hitler from history.

Granted. You cease to exist, creating a paradox that tears apart the universe.

I wish people had the logic reasoning to realise messing with time is a very bad idea.

Granted - I wish people realized that with the Multiple Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Physics, time travel would not cause paradoxes.

If you think about it logically, if you go back in time to remove Hitler, you may alter history to such a point where you were never born to have wished for a time machine to go back in time to remove Hitler to be eliminated in a paradox. Ergo, paradox has now been formed.

I wish Tadashi knew what he said when he said Multiple Worlds Interpretation.

Granted - the original time line remains unaltered...I simply created an alternate timeline wherein Hitler died from an unknown assailant with advanced/arcane technology.

I wish people understood that if you could travel through time, then logic dictates that paradoxes would never happen (otherwise time travel would be absolutely impossible).

 Tadashi wrote:
Granted - the original time line remains unaltered...I simply created an alternate timeline wherein Hitler died from an unknown assailant with advanced/arcane technology.

Hail Hydra? (Thumbs up to anyone who gets it)

Granted. Thus time travel is impossible.

I wish I didnt have to kill friends to get my stacks on the Ebony Blade up. Anyone who can tell me guilt free way to get it better gets 2 thumbs up.

Granted. Then you realise, time travel only creates paradoxes when travelling to times before you used the time machine. Going to times that have not happened will not create a paradox, but most likely will constantly shift due to molecular interaction.
Seriously, read Time Riders, it gives a good description of messing about with time, with a bit of sci-fi chucked in for good measure.

I wish I had a really big book on quantum physics. What? I'm interested!

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd

Granted. Everyone understands that we are all travelling forward through time. There is a pair of ducks on the pond next to the windmill where you and all of your arcane time travel notes are being burned by an angry mob.

I wish for a frightening evening.

Dammit also ninja'd

HA NINJAD YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your frighting evening include michael jackson rising from the grave.

I wish for the above wish that was never answered

I wish I didnt have to kill friends to get my stacks on the Ebony Blade up. Anyone who can tell me guilt free way to get it better gets 2 thumbs up.

(I prefer the Red Alert series.)

Granted - it was never answered and became the world's most enigmatic question.

I wish people realized that the word 'impossible' only exists for itself - in other words: the only thing that is impossible, is impossible.

 Vindicare-Obsession wrote:
HA NINJAD YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your frighting evening include michael jackson rising from the grave.

I wish for the above wish that was never answered

I wish I didnt have to kill friends to get my stacks on the Ebony Blade up. Anyone who can tell me guilt free way to get it better gets 2 thumbs up.

Wait, you ninja'd me ninja'd snurl?
This makes my head hurt.

 Tadashi wrote:
(I prefer the Red Alert series.)

Granted - it was never answered and became the world's most enigmatic question.

I wish people realized that the word 'impossible' only exists for itself - in other words: the only thing that is impossible, is impossible.

Wish granted. You then try to defy gravity, and are flattened into a pancake in the process.

I wish spacetime wasn't so hard.

Granted - it isn't actually. Mathematics aside, just imagine the three Euclidean dimensions and time as a flat sheet of paper...the other dimensions and their interactions with 'normal' 4-dimensional space-time can be visualized as the paper sheet crumpled up.

I wish to be a Warhammer Vampire.

Where do you get this? Come on, physics degree? Books? Or just wikipedia?

(College physics professor...I asked how 11-dimensional space could be visualized relative to the paper sheet-like nature of 4-dimensional Einsteinian space-time.)

No wish.

I wish people would post wishes.

 Tadashi wrote:
I wish to be a Warhammer Vampire.

Three words.

Strigori
Ghoul
King

As to your current wish, I do post a wish. my wish is that Dakka would make a thread area for anime lovers.

Granted - and I cannot corrupt it.

I wish to be a von Carstein then (and mess with the Lahmians for eternity).

 Tadashi wrote:
(College physics professor...I asked how 11-dimensional space could be visualized relative to the paper sheet-like nature of 4-dimensional Einsteinian space-time.)

Bloody hell.

(He did mention it being an 'oversimplification', but it was close enough without the complex mathematical equations/theorems.)

I wish Mynameisalie would post wishes.

this is hilarious. Tadashi to smart. Tadashi OP.

Granted. He posts an incorruptable wish.

I wish we could banter like this for an eternity. its fun.

Granted - we have to become vampires or sparkling parodies to do so.

I wish for a good end to this week.

U guys have...
Oh I have got no idea. Don't have facebook/twitter cause I'm not allowed it, I'm not allowed to share my details on skype...

Anyways, granted. We get bored with it in the first 5 minutes.

I wish Dakkadakka had a casual chat area.

EDIT: DAMMIT!!! NINJA'D AGAIN!

Granted - it causes lag.

I wish for sweet meats.

Granted. You get diabetes.

I wish Dark Angels are given a competitive codex on their next update, while still being decent fluffwise.