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2012/11/07 07:23:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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If you like vegetable based drinks, then yes. I personally don't like the stuff.
Granted. But you get caught truanting school, so a sign saying "I hated Justin Bieber. I hate One Direction" is pasted onto your back. You are then released.
I wish days were 20 minutes longer so that I could have a 20 minute nap everyday.
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2012/11/07 15:04:29
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but those 20 minutes are a world broadcast by justin beiber that everyone has to listen to 
I wish for nomnomnom
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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2012/11/07 15:05:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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 Far Seer wrote:If you like vegetable based drinks, then yes. I personally don't like the stuff.
Granted. But you get caught truanting school, so a sign saying "I hated Justin Bieber. I hate One Direction" is pasted onto your back. You are then released.
I wish days were 20 minutes longer so that I could have a 20 minute nap everyday.
Far Seer-isnt that classed as murder? Especially if you add bands such as Theatres Des Vampires and cradle of filth to that list.......
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/07 15:28:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Granted - Welcome to cannibal island, you are the main course.
I wish someone would lock this thread.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2012/11/07 15:30:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it will be locked in 500 years.
I wish I had a real Dreadknight suit I could pilot.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/07 15:47:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. You know have a glorified babyharness
I wish for a gingerbread dreadnought
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/07 17:32:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. Daemons eat it.
I wish Orlanth could burn for suggesting this thread's death.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/07 17:45:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. The fire accidentaly spreads over to your house during the fire.
I wish I had a real and fully functioning suit of Terminator armour.
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This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. |
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2012/11/07 17:49:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. I lascannon you, and you fail your invulnerable save. How's THAT?!
I wish I could think of a way to continue Chapter 2.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/07 20:17:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. It's with the return of Inquisitor Pharoshizzletep the Third.
He then massacres everything.
I wish could perform heroic interventions.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/11/07 20:19:58
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, unfortunately you can only heroically interfere with the creation of the next Twilight series. While you are successful, you sadly must be decorated posthumously.
I wish my Dreadknight had cupholders.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/07 20:30:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, on the condition you use it to hold cups filled with dried Velveeta picked out of a fat hairy man's butt cheeks. And this man has a stomach upset. And you must drink it.
I wish for a trip to Japan.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/07 20:32:06
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/07 20:42:56
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are Shanghied to work on a fishing trawler based out of Nagasaki.
I wish I could paint better.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/07 20:44:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. You have to paint my coffin.
I wish I could Heroically intervene into the next Twilight film in my Terminator armour and make that pile of gak worth watching. Can you say DAKKA!?!?!?!
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/11/07 21:33:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, unfortunately you are then ripped apart by angry fangirls who thought you ruined the film by blasting the sparkly poofters to pieces. Enjoy your hideous death.
I wish the fishing trawler was crewed by cute Japanese girls with an open mind, a friendly disposition, and a love of anime.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/07 22:30:12
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. Unfortunately you never meet any of them as you have a permanent night watch.
I wish people would stop hating on the ultramarines
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2012/11/08 00:21:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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Granted, Matt Ward makes them chaos.
I wish i wasnt in debt.
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Tristavlan Planetary Guard Regiments, Join today, and serve the Emperor. Fight along your local Space Marine Chapter, The White Flames, and aide in the protection of your world, along with many others. No Weapons Experience Required.
  PURGE AND BURN THE HERITICS |
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2012/11/08 05:35:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 master of ordinance wrote:
Far Seer-isnt that classed as murder? Especially if you add bands such as Theatres Des Vampires and cradle of filth to that list.......
Yup. It is murder in the real world, but not in the imaginary ones that pop up everytime someone corrupts a wish on this thread!
Granted. You're in excruciating pain though, as a kidney stone magically appears in your body.
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2012/11/08 05:40:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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No wish! You are taken prisoner by the Squirtle Squad and are beaten in embarrassing ways! You are caught on film, and later on a Dakkanaut makes a daring rescue! You find out that the Dakkanaut is eaten alive by Twilight fangirls.
I wish that I could create better mountains in Worldpainter
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/08 09:55:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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That's minecraft right?
Anyway, wish granted, but you accidentally overlay it with caverns and the entire thing looks like weird swiss cheese.
I wish I could speak the following languages fluently:
English (failsafe), French, Spanish, German, Italian, Portuguese, Russian and Chinese.
And maybe Arabic.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/08 10:29:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. You are used as a linguist in Afgan and accidentaly insult the local tribal leader who proceeds to put an RPG through you from 25ft
I wish i could stop disney from taking over starwars and making it into kiddycrap 
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/08 10:38:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - they take over GW instead and turn grimdark into noblebright.
I wish for fried chicken.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/08 10:38:21
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/08 11:00:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. Over-fried chicken that is greasy as gak and just downright disgusting.
I wish I could deflect that particular RPG that master of ordinance so kindly sent my way.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/08 11:01:58
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Its but for your heresy in the above post you choak on it and die
I Wish matt ward would right a justin beiber codex 
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/08 11:04:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. It's excellent, an incredibly unlikely fluke.
I wish I didn't choke on the damn grenade.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/08 12:08:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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I LOVE THAT CODEX!!!!!
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/11/08 12:22:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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 Mynameisalie wrote:Granted. It's excellent, an incredibly unlikely fluke.
I wish I didn't choke on the damn grenade.
You didn't. You successfully managed to eat the grenade and made toilet time into the worlds most interesting lottery.
I wish Vindicare-Obsession had posted a wish
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/08 12:38:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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HERETIC!!! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!! As a side note what you just did there is known as suicide Vindicare-obsession Back On Topic: granted but he/she makes beiberfanlove wishes in such detail that all who read them have there eyeballs pop and there brains melt and come out of their ears. Such is the power of these writeings that within the week DakkaDakka has been warped, changed and mutated into an ultimate beiber fan sight. This preludes the great beiberpocalypse. I wish that this does not happen.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/08 12:41:07
Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/08 12:40:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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I posted on the wrong thread...... Super silly of me.
I do now post a wish. I wish I had realized that this wasnt the thread I was looking for.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/11/08 12:40:33
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted. Now you know this is the wrong thread to post that comment.
I wish for egg pie.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/08 12:41:38
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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