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2012/11/08 20:43:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Granted. But all she ever does is talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. It's her job. Her voice drives you crazy not long after the honeymoon.
I wish to be smothered to death under a pile of adorable kittens.
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2012/11/08 20:47:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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(Not a problem. I love talking, and Hatsune has an adorable voice. Thank you!)
Granted, but as you frolic amongst them they suddenly become Nurglings, and smother you in fecal matter and pus.
I wish that Square Enix would do a remake of Final Fantasy VII.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/08 23:58:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They remake FF VII but now it has a Beiber soundtrack.
I wish for Mithril.
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2012/11/09 00:46:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, you have a chunk of Mithril embedded in your left buttcheek (sorry, it's a recurring comeback at school)
I wish that Tadashi didn't randomly assume that he would be resurrected and declared a Saint automatically. That kind of thing takes time!
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/09 05:32:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. He now assumes he is Dictator of the World. He becomes the God Emperor of Mankind...and you know how the story goes. The entire galaxy will be messed up.
I wish I found my USB, it had extremely important stuff on it.
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2012/11/09 05:56:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. It is also broken.
I wish for a nice, normal day.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/09 06:22:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you have a normal day. For a Dark Eldar prisoner.
I wish I had a solid gold warhammer.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/09 06:59:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted.
Do you remember the chemical properties of gold? It's not that strong...
I wish I wasn't a Dark Eldar Prisoner.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/09 07:08:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Granted, instead the Ordo Hereticus burns you at the stake for being a worthless heretic!
I wish for more grimdark in Norwegian politics
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2012/11/09 08:46:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - Harald 5 is now the emperor, Jens stoltenberg is Malcador...
His Majesty Carl XVI Gustaf, King of Sweden is now Horus.
Both countries are consumed by civil war waged by genetically engineered soldiers for the next 40,000 yrs.
I wish I was a millionaire - without resorting to theft or selling anything...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/09 08:49:15
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/09 09:48:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Your now a drug lord. In my area. Your minions find your body at dawn hung up by its feet and drained of blood with the words carved into the torso "Final warning, Get out". There is no sign of the blood.
I wish My Little Pony was 40K Grimdark instead of Candyfluff light. That way i might actually acnoledge its existence outside of my Ordo Hereticus Targets list.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/09 11:54:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. It's deemed inappropriate for children and is taken off the air.
I wish my blood would instantly clot the minute it left my body.
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2012/11/09 12:58:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, unfortunately it clots inside your body and you die hideously, as your blood vessels are clogged up. Ouch.
I wish for a honeymoon to Spain with my new bride, Hatsune Miku.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/09 13:07:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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You get to spain and she leaves you for a spanish waiter named Pepe and has a wonderful life. Occasionally she phone's you to rub it in.
I wish to be better at everything I do.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/09 13:09:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - but when I obliterate Lilith with Giga Drill Breaker, you two wake up and realize everything (Squigsquasher and Hatsune Miku, PredKhaine being better) was just an Instrumentality-induced illusion. While you and all the weak-minded fools who accepted Instrumentality go mad from grief, me and the other Spiral Knights head out to space and bring battle to the Angels.
I wish all I said above came true - and since we have Spiral Energy (read: AWESOME), Instrumentality has no effect on me or the Spiral Knights.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/11/09 13:11:33
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/09 13:16:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but the Mass Production Eva series appear and tear you and the other Spiral Knights to pieces with their teeth. Spiral Energy may protect you from Instrumentality, but Giant Smoochy Face teeth is another matter altogether.
I wish that me and Hatsune Miku could enjoy a happy honeymoon and wedded life without any apocalyptic events or infidelity at all.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/09 13:25:22
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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 Tadashi wrote:Granted - but when I obliterate Lilith with Giga Drill Breaker, you two wake up and realize everything (Squigsquasher and Hatsune Miku, PredKhaine being better) was just an Instrumentality-induced illusion. While you and all the weak-minded fools who accepted Instrumentality go mad from grief, me and the other Spiral Knights head out to space and bring battle to the Angels.
I wish all I said above came true - and since we have Spiral Energy (read: AWESOME), Instrumentality has no effect on me or the Spiral Knights.
You........ KILL one of MY godesses......... Dont ever let me see you  
Back on topic:
Granted but half way through as you are forced to watch as she is tentacle raped by giant squid, an experience which after several days has an effect on her ala the barbed wire scene in the silenthill film.
I wish for no beiberpocalypse
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/09 13:26:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - burning flames of AWESOME ignite across the battlefield. The Spiral Knights emerge from their ruined mechs, and as the Eva Mass Production-types try to close they are reduced to ashes. Our mechs reform around us, and in perfect Gurren Lagann-style, we utterly crush not just Lilith, but every Eva on Earth. Hatsune Miku fades away (again), people go mad as Instrumentality collapses (again), Justin Bieber dies, and the Spiral Knights head out to space (again).
I wish Squigsquasher would just use Spiral Energy to 'will' Hatsune Miku into existence instead of accepting the boring illusions of Instrumentality.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/09 13:28:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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He does.
She's gay.
I wish the person who posts after this to look like this 
while on the toilet.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/11/09 13:31:27
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/09 13:30:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Not anymore. 
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/09 13:44:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No wish. Your spiral energy turns into a big slinky which you are caught in.
I wish to hurl the slinky down the stairs of a Mayan pyramid.
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2012/11/09 13:46:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - I wish I knew what a slinky was so I could drill it to bits.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/09 15:04:27
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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No wish-you are locked into a sound proof room that contains several speakers. as you are stareing around in bewilderment noise starts to come from the speakers and you here a very distinct "baby baby baby oh"....... Suffice to say you die an incredibly excruciating death as you are force played beibers music...... I wish that Lilith would come and ennialate the damn spiral knights. And there Brony allies. And as she does so myself and my elite squad of bros advance in battletech Mechs and blitz them to utter destruction. And afterwards we all accompany Lilith to her palace for some........ Shall i say "fun". Apart from that is the person whom corrupts this wish. they are left with 10 obese men for the rest of there days 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/09 15:05:07
Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/09 15:17:01
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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 master of ordinance wrote:No wish-you are locked into a sound proof room that contains several speakers. as you are stareing around in bewilderment noise starts to come from the speakers and you here a very distinct "baby baby baby oh".......
Suffice to say you die an incredibly excruciating death as you are force played beibers music......
I wish that Lilith would come and ennialate the damn spiral knights. And there Brony allies. And as she does so myself and my elite squad of bros advance in battletech Mechs and blitz them to utter destruction. And afterwards we all accompany Lilith to her palace for some........ Shall i say "fun". Apart from that is the person whom corrupts this wish. they are left with 10 obese men for the rest of there days
10 obese men + myself = pub football team 
Your wish is granted - Fun is defined by the dark eldar. Masochism ensues.
I wish that I had one really massive arm, so I could hustle arm wrestlers (a la simpsons)
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/09 15:41:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but you try fapping with it and tear off your own wang. Ouch.
I wish Tadashi and his fething Spiral Knights would leave me and dear little Miku the hell alone!
Oh and Eva are WAAAAY more powerful than Gunmen. A Gunmen (is that what they're called?) I approximately the size of a bus. An Eva is the size of a skyscraper, and can regenerate wounds. The Eva could step on your puny faces with legs. I know that Evas have limited power supplies, but remember that the Mass Production model has the S2 engine, so can effectively work indefinately.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/09 15:54:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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master of ordinance wrote:No wish-you are locked into a sound proof room that contains several speakers. as you are stareing around in bewilderment noise starts to come from the speakers and you here a very distinct "baby baby baby oh".......
Suffice to say you die an incredibly excruciating death as you are force played beibers music......
I wish that Lilith would come and ennialate the damn spiral knights. And there Brony allies. And as she does so myself and my elite squad of bros advance in battletech Mechs and blitz them to utter destruction. And afterwards we all accompany Lilith to her palace for some........ Shall i say "fun". Apart from that is the person whom corrupts this wish. they are left with 10 obese men for the rest of there days
You do realise the Lillith we are talking about is an enormous, vaguely humanoid, white blobby creature with 7 eyes, right?
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/09 16:25:35
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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No wish!
You become Tadashi's overly zealous girlfriend.
I wish I had a 5 pound Diamond.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/09 16:30:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Ahem. My wish was in the post previous to that.
Anyway, granted. You have an ugly misshapen diamond worth £5. Enjoy.
Let me restate my wish.
I wish that Tadashi and his fething Spiral Knights would leave me and Miku alone!
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/09 16:55:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. You are taken to the realm of She Who Thirsts and everyone else leaves you alone.
I wish I had more cake (that was edible, eatable and tasty).
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2012/11/09 20:10:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Sure. It explodes after eating.
I wish the Spiral Knights won and I lived through the battle with an impressive kill count. (Brony ally in terminator armour... I realise I could be a bit fethed here.)
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
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