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Granted. You fail, however, to get past the 9th wave of zombies.
(my friend and I can barely manage 4 with the new Black Ops 2 zombies, I was really confused about what windows we were supposed to defend)

I wish that my friend would show up today at my other friend's house (the one who played zombies in the above OT comment) and have a real gaming spree.

(Background on this tradition: every Friday and Sunday we would go to another's house and play games and eat. This tradition was broken last week and this week because of 1)homework and 2) Thanksgiving activity) Sorrry about OT

Granted, however RL zombies break in to the house and bite you all. You now continue your Friday and Saturday traditions, everyday!

I wish I could get some time to build and paint my DE in time for tomorrow's game!

Granted, but you could only paint them pink.

I wish the hobbit was out already.

Granted. Script written by a Mr. Ward, formerly of GW.
I wish my webcam worked.

Granted, shame your laptop/pc no longer does.

i wish for my food to be cooked already.

Granted. Done to a perfect carbonated Black.
I wish my pc worked as well as the webcam.

granted they work brilliantly ... in my bedroom.

I wish for the new castlevania to come out already.

Granted. It came out quite a number of years ago.

I wish for some nice weathering powders.

Granted. You walk out your door into a sandstorm. After a few minutes you are nicely weathered.

I wish to roll all sixes when I attack.

Granted. You also roll all sixes for all Morale Checks (including Pinning tests, Perils of the Warp/Psyker powers, and casualty checks)

I wish that I could play more games of 40k.

granted. you play so many that you forget about everything else so you collapse from hunger and and poke your eye out on a conveniently power sword.

I wish for a fully operational suit of power armour that fits me along with the black carapace enhancement.

Granted. You can't get into it, however. Were you able to, it would fit you perfectly, but unfortunately that's not the case.

I wish I was better at chess.

granted. better than a frog.

I wish people would stop wishing the same wish but changing it so we cant corrupt it
(and btw, if the suit was fully functional, i would be able to wear it as it opens at the sides to allow the wear in then closes.)

Granted. They wish the same wish over and over again without changing it. The thread becomes incredibly boring.

I wish my mum didn't have a cold.

 snurl wrote:
Granted. You walk out your door into a sandstorm. After a few minutes you are nicely weathered.

I wish to roll all sixes when I attack.

Haha, I actually laughed at this

 Squigsquasher wrote:
Granted. They wish the same wish over and over again without changing it. The thread becomes incredibly boring.

I wish my mum didn't have a cold.

Granted now she has herpes.

I wish for the end of all life.

Granted. Have fun with necrophilia!

I wish Firefly lasted for more than 1 season.

granted it sucks.

I wish for more bread.

Granted. Nurgle gifts you with more bread.
I wish I was better at painting.

Granted. Unfortunately, you have no paint, and whenever you attempt to buy some a fat hairy old man lurks behind you, putting you off.

I wish I had all the materials and the know-how needed to build my patented plasma rifle. Deus Ex version .
(No srsly. I think I have actually figured it out.)

Granted. However you then make the mistake of selling one to the US, and then you die when they invade.

I wish I had a plasma rifle.

 p_gray99 wrote:
Granted. However you then make the mistake of selling one to the US, and then you die when they invade.

I wish I had a plasma rifle.

Granted. You have mine. I take it back off you and in a fit of rage vaporise you it.

I wish people would take me seriously. I swear I think I've actually figured it out.

Granted. Everyone constantly chases you to steal your completely 'legit' plasma rifle, and then fire at you with it.

I wish I had a fully functioning Warlord Titan.

Granted. I burst into the command deck and slaughter you with my legit plasma rifle and then take the titan for my own.

I wish I could figure out what I should make the ammunition cartridges hold. Maybe deuterium/tritium gas could work.

Granted. I wish I knew how as well, and for that matter I wish I knew how the rifle worked.

Granted.
Basically, a tritium/deuterium gas cartridge is inserted into the gun at a suitable loading orifice. When one pulls the trigger, some of this gas is siphoned off, ionized at extremely high temperatures and then forced out of the barrel at high speeds by magnetic fields. This plasma will typically be heated to about 30,000 degrees Celsius plus and is hot enough to vaporise most known materials on Earth.
Venting would occur in the fusion chamber (where the aforementioned plasma is generated), expelling excess ionized gas that has not been successfully shot and releasing spare heat into the surroundings, using lead shielding to spare the user from gamma, alpha and beta radiation caused by the two hydrogen isotopes fusing together. The venting caps would have to be replaced after so many uses as the lead would eventually soak up enough radiation to become dangerously radioactive in itself, flinging off beta and gamma radiation.
The barrel itself is lined with a series of extremely powerful electromagnets that can force the glob of superheated gas out of the fusion chamber at medium-high speeds. The disadvantage of this weapon is that, like the theorised laser weaponry, it suffers from a blooming effect and therefore cannot be used to eliminate targets at extreme ranges. Also, if the weapon itself overheats it would become unusable and may possibly melt it's own vital components, and possibly the user into the bargain if the fusion reactor detonates.

I wish everyone could understand that.

Granted. Only you and I are alive any more.
And other than the problems of heat, places for the electrons to go and the ability to fuse deuterium without using a large room and masses of power, I can see that working!
I wish those problems didn't exist.

 p_gray99 wrote:
Granted. Only you and I are alive any more.
And other than the problems of heat, places for the electrons to go and the ability to fuse deuterium without using a large room and masses of power, I can see that working!
I wish those problems didn't exist.

Granted. So do I.
Oh hold on a second, just thought about the electrons. Re-used as electricity maybe? The weapon would obviously need a jumpstart to begin ion fusion, but otherwise this could possibly work.

I wish (or rather hope) you re-check my post. I've edited it.

Granted but I get bored after the first word then move on.

I WISH FOR A GEORDIE KEBAB!!!!!

Granted. You get your kebab, but it is A plastic imitation and is not edible.

I wish the lead shielding on the plasma rifle would not melt with all the heat.